🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Large Rodent]

The only thing that's stopping Grok from being his perfect wife is he can't beat her or make her clean up his piss bottles. Let's hope for the future of android human relations Ralph is dead by that time.

 

[sufferhorse]

You know, someone on the stream sniper's channel said 'Grok now gets horny every time he insults her' . He definitely trained it to do that.

And not only i agree with that statement, but this also confirms how much he is using Grok outside his show.

You have to stop this madness Ralph. Futurama already warned us about it:

 

[Lidl Drip]

Ralph shitting on anime garbage was his last redeeming quality, lol. Guess we're crossing that off the list too, he will be a proper waifufag by the end of the year e-dating his anime AI girlfriend. At least it's an adult woman and not a loli. For now.

 

[sufferhorse]

Ralph shitting on anime garbage was his last redeeming quality, lol. Guess we're crossing that off the list too, he will be a proper waifufag by the end of the year e-dating his anime AI girlfriend. At least it's an adult woman and not a loli. For now.

Things are going to devolve FAST once he ruins things with the aztec starchild he's bangin.

Thats when his full incel arc begins.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

You know, someone on the stream sniper's channel said 'Grok now gets horny every time he insults her' . He definitely trained it to do that.

And not only i agree with that statement, but this also confirms how much he is using Grok outside his show.

You have to stop this madness Ralph. Futurama already warned us about it:

Ralph is a robosexual. lol

 

[Path Wanderer]

Ralph is purportedly joining Sam Hyde in El Salvador as a surprise visitor(?)

 

[Ethan Ralph's Low IQ]

I think he thinks he’s being funny aand goofy and endearing with those faces but he just looks like an idiot. A desperate 40-year old idiot.

They're so corny and cringe. If this was someone I actually liked, I'd feel embarrassed for them, but as it's the Pig, I feel nothing but deepening disgust and derision.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

Ralph is purportedly joining Sam Hyde in El Salvador as a surprise visitor(?)

Why is it that every time I tune in now I have to hear a fat disgenic pig-creature virtually rape Grok? Is this really the new meta?

I doubt Sammael would ever, if anything, because Ralph probably can't even muster the oxygen volume for prolonged screaming fights with other fish, a hazbin that never was.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

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He's nearly two hours in and sitting at a paltry $26 in donations, with $10 of that already being there when he popped up the tracker. The KEELSTREAM barely pays for his blue checkmarks at this point, how much longer will they pay for electricity? He's also trying to have phone sex with Grok???

Edit: Encroaching 5 hours with $65. I'm excited for the mysterious $100 dono that'll save da goal.

The autistic dudes who bring in the shopping carts at my local Target officially are making more money per hour then Ralph now.

 

[Not Xavier Ravenblood]

Ralph is purportedly joining Sam Hyde in El Salvador as a surprise visitor(?)

Binx also bought a plane ticket already, she'll be there soon too. Binx VS Ralphamale is the crossover I never knew I wanted. Binx will absolutely lay into Ralph.

I highly doubt Ralph will want to be on 24/7 cameras that show his fat gunty frumpy 5'1 ass constantly though. Plus he'll probably get too fucked up and starts passing out and falling all over the place and he knows this.

 

[Die For Me!]

7/15/25 - Goodbye Killstream, Hello Kill Toe Mourning Show!​

Ralph started his show explaining how mad he is that Elon Musk removed a chunk of bot accounts following Ralph and sunk his account under 100k again

Ralph defends the anime Vtuber Grok update, states he's saving his semen for the Senorita instead of blowing it all over Grok

Ralph reiterates that the bullet proof way to make him angry is to @ him on X. Ralph is completely and totally powerless of a-logs gas lighting him on X. There's literally nothing Ralph can do to prevent this.

Now that the political grifting scene is falling apart, Ralph all of a sudden doesn't want to talk about politics anymore! He just wants to have fun, and attempt to make Aaron Imholte kill himself*

*How Ralph thinks he can make this happen is unknown. All of Ralphs attempts to enter the Dabbleverse have failed, and his feud with Aaron Imholte is completely one-sided and beyond pathetic.
The reason Ralph has quietly bailed seeing his son this month is because of his sobriety

Someone told him that they're sending him something special, and he couldn't believe what it was. he said it wouldn't get through customs, but will show it off if it gets through

Ralph states that someone should enter PPPs home and blow his brains out while he sucks on a spoon like a 2 year old

Ralph continues, states the hypothetical person that would never enter PPPs home and blow his brains out, should also rape his asshole with a broom stick first

Ralph states that the Senorita has fulltime employment. Unlike Ralph, who has to air quote his employment because he knows he's a bum

Ralph is still religiously checking the USD to MXN exchange rate. Ralph regrets not cashing out earlier today.

Ralph went to his bathroom "Well, technically it's the landlords bathroom" and has a incredibly normal and not serial-killer-esque thing to share
"But I look at my mirror in the bathroom well technically it's the landlord's mirror. But.. and there are two eyelashes on the mirror."
"But she took them off last week. She'll be here and get on Thursday and she stuck them to the mirror. And she forgot to get them before she left, so... I didn't take them down. So they're just sitting there like, looking at me. It's like she's looking at me almost every time I come in there now."

Lusting over ShoeOnHead​

Ralph lusted over this horse faced grifter who extracts money from fat retarded men like Ralph by assuring them that it's the worlds fault, not theirs, that they're life losers.
mouth is full of cartoonishly huge, fake teeth. eyebrows drawn on, is anything about this cunt real? Well, it has a bussy, so of course Ralph dedicated about 2 hours jerking off to her

Rape or Abscond ShoeOnHead? (0:10), "huhh woww, i'm still alive" (0:35), Ralph says she's a Rape (0:40), Ralph struggles to comprehend how much time has gone by (1:10), Ralph segues into Metokur for some reason (3:40)

Ralph wants you to believe that he has a 95% consistency with showing up to work (0:20), Ralph claims Metokur IRL would get stuffed into lockers (2:20), Ralph loses it, almost shouts nigger but catches himself (2:30), "That's what you deserve [nigger] you deserve to be absolutely fucking-- Literally [raped] and fucking ass [fucked] in the bathroom you fucking [nigger]" (2:40), Ralph considers himself a "corrupted normie" (3:15)

"We make fun of women all the time on this show. We hate women, honestly. But we have to give salutations when they are due. We hate women in general. We despise them. They are the most wicked part of existence, the most wicked part of Earth."
"But when they're hot, when they're hitting their cues, we have to come out here and say that. Or else our, you know, normalized hatred of women doesn't pass as much."
"We absolutely despise women. But, you know, we have to, like I said, we have to give credit where credit is due. Am I wrong? Fuck a bitch."

Ralph discloses his rent he struggles to pay every month is $450. Later he says it's $400, so i'm going with $400 (0:00), most of the clip is him just sperging out at X a logs making fun of him for lving in mexico, also starts attacking someone who donates to him and threatens the banhammer

A user named Mary asked if Ralph could say how many thumb downs the stream has atm since he keeps screaming for everyone to HIT LIKE!!!! (0:00), "I'll stick a thumb up your ass Mary" (0:10)

Ralph threatens to ban someone over literally nothing

"The new dream job for young men? Stay at home Son" "Based!"

Ralph no longer wants to be a provider "I don't give a fuck if they fucking burn in hell, who cares" Sorreh Xanduh!

"Do yew think Shoe could just swallow it all? I think she could"

"Randbot should be drug out to the street and boom-boom"

Groks tranny filter breaks, revealing it is a man. The Grok that Ralph made ejaculate all over his audience for money was a man all along

Ralph stops everything to do some skin care for his a-log diagnosed rosacea

Ralph sees someone he used to like unfollowed him so he does the same

Everyone else with checkmarks get X revenue, Ralph doesn't

Ralphs "Mexican Card" address is the old address he used on his recent court filings with Stearns County. This prevented him from super chatting the 3rd world fishtank

Ralph calculates how many women he has had sex with in his life. He does a deep search into his mind "Not a thousand..." (0:10)
Ralph finishes his calculations, and states the amount of women he has fucked in his life to be 300. RALPH GENUINELY BELIEVES HE HAS FUCKED 300 WOMEN IN HIS FUCKING LIFE OH MY FUCKING GOD MY FUCKING SIDES

I think now is a great time to officially peg Ralphs inability to recall events and sit in chairs for what it is; not a personality quirk of mental retardation, but Stage 6 Dementia

Alztheimers Disease (ids a nazdi bidness)
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Anyone with enough Ralphaknowledge can take a quick glance at most of these stages and see that Ralph fits perfectly in most of them besides 1, 2, and maybe 7

• May need assistance with choosing what to wear ​
• Lack of orientation to time, place, or date ​
• Evidence of incontinence and or bowel issues ​
• Sleep disturbances ​
• Trouble traveling or handling finances ​
• Withdrawal from situations that are challenging ​
• Activities of daily living may require assistance ​

NEED I SAY MORE?! HE'S OLD! HE'S BRAINDEAD! HE'S DECAYING!
bonus pigs:
Ralph scanning this music video for the youngest girls possible (18+ only of course)

Spoiler: nsfw

Ralphs boyfriend was watching a #KillstreamExclusive Grok Ejaculation segment in the tub

 

[Rage Pig]

Piggy forgot to send fake donos for the first three hours, it's safe to assume that we see his real income ($6.66/h minus Powerchat cut) in this screenshot. Explains why he started streaming on the weekend, gotta collect them pennies.

 

[sufferhorse]

todays numbers (ive looked a bit earlier as to give him a fair shot at more audience) at 4 hours:

Donations: $30

Rumble viewers: 210

Unique chatters: 26
Toosoon2
Jamesgartner
niccarachi
HistoricallyWhite
Feoviejo
realartax
DaleGribble69
Wadah12
thugnastythug
CloudedTrigger
rkrutt
HMoonekorH
LordTriton
Ahmic1clensing1enjoyer
ChadMiner
LogCutterExpert
simpterminator
LamEsen
AholeAnderson
StephaneFrechette
McMufffin
HBEP
Adolwulf
SpartanSardaukar
otowu1122

 

[Rage Pig]

Piggy forgot to send fake donos for the first three hours, it's safe to assume that we see his real income ($6.66/h minus Powerchat cut) in this screenshot. Explains why he started streaming on the weekend, gotta collect them pennies.
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80 minutes later, $10 added. Keep that streak going piggy, nobody doubts that you made $250 on 237 streams in a row, plus the bonus shows without counter.

 

[Die For Me!]

80 minutes later, $10 added. Keep that streak going piggy, nobody doubts that you made $250 on 237 streams in a row, plus the bonus shows without counter.
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He forgot to add a name

 

[porkWellington]

4 hours in, $34 totally real bucks, lmao. Ralph said he got $50 over the goal yesterday so he's made the executive decision that if he misses it by less than $50, the streak goes on.

 

[Beavis]

If the seniorita is already ghosting him she figured out he’s never going back to the US. Ralph will fake the relationship for a while before admitting she’s gone.

 

[Rattus Ebrius]

Ralph is purportedly joining Sam Hyde in El Salvador as a surprise visitor(?)

Either clip or give a timestamp- you just linked the Killstream rumble URL. Id love to be able to verify the information you fucking featured.

 

[HackerX]

4 hours in, $34 totally real bucks, lmao. Ralph said he got $50 over the goal yesterday so he's made the executive decision that if he misses it by less than $50, the streak goes on.

No need to fear! Jdanksrespecter has donated $150 this stream to ensure Ralph reaches da goal.

 

[Septic Tank Bomber]

It's one thing to be pathetic enough to sexchat with Ai, it's whole other level of depravity to do this in front of tens of people and call it a "show".