🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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The pig actually took accountability and still didn't get what he wanted out of it?

RALPH, NOOOOOOOOO!
 
Ralph used to claim that his uncle is going to give him (or will him) his grandparents house, which is a cope that dates to the bestowal of pawpaw’s ring. Seems more likely that uncle handed him the crackerjack ring as a “get the fuck away from me” gift and expected Ralph to go die in Mexico.
 
On the topic of the Mexican whore Ralph rents out weekly, Ralph Retorts that she's actually inside his home right now if you want to know the truth about it (even though he made zero statements about her being there during the show but okay)
In the midst of a rant about Zionism, Ethan Ralph has a dementia moment where he stops everything to look at a corner demon
In Rekieta lore, the corner demon turned out to have been the live-in coke whore "nanny".
 
Clip of Steel Toe
Ralph “buried the hatchet” with Steel Toe by admitting Steel Toe didn’t keep him from seeing his son last Christmas, it was the court hitting him with a contempt charge and a nation wide warrant and Ralph admits it was his own fault.

Despite this kind gesture, Steel Toe will NOT be joining the Fuck Mersh Festival this Saturday. Womp womp.
Truly, another WIN for the Toe!
 
So is Brixton with Mersh or not? I can't keep up with these levels of retardation.
I'm not sure it even matters anymore. The point is that she's not with Ralph and he's still seething about it.

Ralph used to claim that his uncle is going to give him (or will him) his grandparents house, which is a cope that dates to the bestowal of pawpaw’s ring. Seems more likely that uncle handed him the crackerjack ring as a “get the fuck away from me” gift and expected Ralph to go die in Mexico.
That was my interpretation of the situation too. That was also when they discussed the details of the worthless swamp land in Kentucky. This was shortly before Ralph sought power of attorney over Evan and stole his inheritance.

I know he and his uncle stayed in some type of contact for a short time afterwards, but it seems like there was specifically some pivotal moment where he told Ralph to stay away (i.e. Ralph stopped bragging about the house he planned to inherit, hadnt spoken about his uncle again, and fled to Mexico when he and pantsu lost the rental in Virginia instead of moving into one of the various rental properties).

I assume they treat Ralph like an embarrassing junkie family member; "that's nice, are you sober? No? As a matter of fact, we'll be in the Bahamas for Thanksgiving this year, we won't be at home, so don't bother stopping by. Also we have somebody watching the house who has a gun and a dog."
 
I read the reports of people who watch Ethan’s streams and give us the clips and reviews and I wonder to myself what kind of constitution it requires to listen to Ralph for hours. I am in awe they can do this.
Watching it with Gunt Chat helps me through it when I do clip.

Speaking of which, fat boy is hollerin:



He's already threatening someone with leaking stuff:

 
Cat spotted.
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Ralph used to claim that his uncle is going to give him (or will him) his grandparents house
I vaguely recall there was some kind of falling-out with Unc, like he had a tenant living in grandpappy’s house, the one Ralph wants, and Unc wouldn’t kick the tenant out and let Ralph move in so ralph threw one of his ‘FUCK YEW!’ tantrums. This was awhile ago.
 
God damn, Ralph.

You bang special-ed girls when you can’t afford prostitutes.

You scream about the taste of your ass.

You live alone with cats.

You cannot last a single day with being in high on something.

40 is rough.
 
Ethan just received a court order on air, lawfully served via the Talking Parents app that he uses to discuss custody of Xander. Faith Vickers is supposedly pursuing an order to keep Ethan from seeing Xander anymore due to him unlawfully sending Mersh the picture of Xander from the visitation center.

Ethan is EXTREMELY surprised and rattled by this on stream and is basically stunlocked into silence, muttering and squirming and totally caught off guard. This situation is rapidly developing so it might be interesting to tune in and see what unfolds.

EDIT: He has just mentioned "Matthew Vickers serving him" so the precise nature of the situation remains unclear since this app is exclusively used by Faith to discuss Xander with him in a government-supervised medium.
 
Ethan just received a court order on air, lawfully served via the Talking Parents app that he uses to discuss custody of Xander. Faith Vickers is supposedly pursuing an order to keep Ethan from seeing Xander anymore due to him unlawfully sending Mersh the picture of Xander from the visitation center.

Ethan is EXTREMELY surprised and rattled by this on stream and is basically stunlocked into silence, muttering and squirming and totally caught off guard. This situation is rapidly developing so it might be interesting to tune in and see what unfolds.
SUFFAH RALPH! :story:

 
Apparently, I've been served here. I don't know if this actually counts.
Does now you've acknowledged it, dumbass! :story:

He is absolutely fucking stunned, hahahaha! Ralph, you had to know this was a possibility. That's why you came up with this absolute horseshit story about hacking and your auntie or whatever.
 
Is this the part where Ralph once again blames a 3rd party for jeopardising his visitation when it was in fact Ralph himself taking the most retarded action possible in response to an internet beef?

Ralph, you just went through this with Imholte. Like, extremely recently.

Archive of Mersh 'mirin' Guntchat
Earlier during today's shoah, when he squashed the imholte beef, he literally admitted to lying about aaron being the reason he culdnt see his son last christmas. 5 minutes later he is doing this.
 
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Can we talk about how flawless the Mersh dubs have been in this saga? He's somehow acquired King Harold's aura whereby he dispenses the most low-energy ragebait and gets the most insane outputs in return?

Ralph makes some crass remark about eating assholes that only serves to make him sound more disgusting than usual and Mersh potentially Thanos snaps his visitation rights. Ironic given Ralph's prior comments about Thanos snapping the Vickers family. :story:
 
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