🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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Thats the thing with Ralph. He has said and done dumb shit for so long its hard to tell whats real and whats in his head.
As for Africa. I remeber the nigerian scammer that he thought was gonna be the AF reporter. Only to send him money for like a camera and router and getting scammed.
Maybe he could reconnect and move in with him.
 
I remeber the nigerian scammer that he thought was gonna be the AF reporter. Only to send him money for like a camera and router and getting scammed.
Lmao, I forgot about that! He was on about it for weeks too and then never talked about it again after reality sunk in. Ralph does so much dumb shit that it's hard to remember all of it, maybe Grok can do a Ralphapedia someday.

Personally, I'm on team Ralph in India. Everyone is talking about jeets lately and if he actually went out and reported on what it's like to live there I would be genuinely interested in hearing what he had to say. He would legitimately pick up viewership for being the red neck reporter deep in jeetland. It also doesn't matter in the slightest if he gets phonebooked in India either. Someone might be willing to go and bother him in Mexico, there's nice beaches after all, but nobody is going to want to go to India. Those beaches are full of poop.
 
Can Ralph return to the US for say 6 months and then be able to start the clock again for Mexico?
From what I could see there's no cool off period. You can just roll into a new temporary residency. The kicker is you have to start the application over. That involves going to a consulate outside of MX and more importantly you have to verify your income/savings again. You need to prove either ~$70k USD in savings maintained for 12 months or ~$4k USD monthly income over 6 months. I don't know what they required in 2022 but it must have been a close call back then. No way he qualifies for either now.
 
Honestly think he could afford to live in the US for 6 days but it would be too burdensome and he'd never financially recover.
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Personally, I'm on team Ralph in India. Everyone is talking about jeets lately and if he actually went out and reported on what it's like to live there I would be genuinely interested in hearing what he had to say. He would legitimately pick up viewership for being the red neck reporter deep in jeetland. It also doesn't matter in the slightest if he gets phonebooked in India either. Someone might be willing to go and bother him in Mexico, there's nice beaches after all, but nobody is going to want to go to India. Those beaches are full of poop.

Oh no Ralphasisters…

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It is now 3PM gst (Gunt Standard Time) and there has been no mention of a show today on X. Ralphs excuse for no-showing yesterday was muh cats, but it appears Ralph has already ran out of excuses and will be hiding inside the Spite Club until he figures out what to do about his prostitute girlfriend getting doxed. Are the screenshots of the senorita putting Ralphs dox behind a $250 dollar abscondwall real? Is Ralph now having to fork over whatever is left in Sandra's paypal to the senorita to keep her quiet? Is Ralph making an emergency move in fear he will be getting doxed very soon?
It's times like these where I get into my #KillstreamKlassicDaze and reminisce on old broadcasts, like this one from July, where Ralph bragged that the senorita was not on any social media and how the gaylogs would never find her:
Ralph speaks in length on how amazing it is she doesn't have any social media
 
It is now 3PM gst (Gunt Standard Time) and there has been no mention of a show today on X. Ralphs excuse for no-showing yesterday was muh cats, but it appears Ralph has already ran out of excuses and will be hiding inside the Spite Club until he figures out what to do about his prostitute girlfriend getting doxed. Are the screenshots of the senorita putting Ralphs dox behind a $250 dollar abscondwall real? Is Ralph now having to fork over whatever is left in Sandra's paypal to the senorita to keep her quiet? Is Ralph making an emergency move in fear he will be getting doxed very soon?
It's times like these where I get into my #KillstreamKlassicDaze and reminisce on old broadcasts, like this one from July, where Ralph bragged that the senorita was not on any social media and how the gaylogs would never find her:

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Sad, pathetic. Ralph is down so bad he’s on the same level as gimp face recalcitrant retard Russell Greer paying women to pretend to like him.
 
It is now 3PM gst (Gunt Standard Time) and there has been no mention of a show today on X. Ralphs excuse for no-showing yesterday was muh cats, but it appears Ralph has already ran out of excuses and will be hiding inside the Spite Club until he figures out what to do about his prostitute girlfriend getting doxed. Are the screenshots of the senorita putting Ralphs dox behind a $250 dollar abscondwall real? Is Ralph now having to fork over whatever is left in Sandra's paypal to the senorita to keep her quiet? Is Ralph making an emergency move in fear he will be getting doxed very soon?
It's times like these where I get into my #KillstreamKlassicDaze and reminisce on old broadcasts, like this one from July, where Ralph bragged that the senorita was not on any social media and how the gaylogs would never find her:

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None of the above. Ralph is busy meeting with Dick Wolf who will be executive producing Killstream TV.
 
Is Ralph making an emergency move in fear he will be getting doxed very soon?
Did Ralph move since he last saw Senorita? So much shit has happened with this walking disaster zone I'm not sure of the timeline anymore. We know he said he was with her a week or so ago when he posted that pic of her with the 'Google dancing Israeli's' sign but that could have easily been an old picture he posted as a cope like his paid for simp date at the fun park with her on the bike. Ralph also seems to have deleted some of his tweets about his gurlfriend now.
 
Did Ralph move since he last saw Senorita? So much shit has happened with this walking disaster zone I'm not sure of the timeline anymore. We know he said he was with her a week or so ago when he posted that pic of her with the 'Google dancing Israeli's' sign but that could have easily been an old picture he posted as a cope like his paid for simp date at the fun park with her on the bike. Ralph also seems to have deleted some of his tweets about his gurlfriend now.
If Ralph makes a panic move, you would know. He does not have a vehicle, and probably doesn't even have an escape route planned at all. He would be at the complete mercy of his lawyer, assuming said lawyer even has another rental property or knows someone who can bus a pig with 2 truck loads of hats across the country to god knows where on such short notice. The long awaited Ralphadox is essentially the end of Ralph for these reasons + the month or so of no shows would essentially be the end of the road for the illustrious #Killstream. There is one path out of this abortion, that being accepting qu-ween of da chat Merrie Jayne as his lover / new muhddurrr and living on a reservation that, by the way, is in the same city his son lives in, but that would require Ralph to abscond teenager assholes filled with illustrious sloppy thirds and fourths and accepting dried up old bussy from a cleaning lady that is older than Ralph (Yuck!)
And before anyone asks about Colombia, Ralph already confirmed that the rent there is over double his current rent, so you can bet that is NEVER happening.
 
not sure what this idiot is trying to achieve
El Guntador probably started with deleting everything about her in mind but combination of being a lazy drunken fuck with slow internet connection happened.

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It is now 3PM gst (Gunt Standard Time) and there has been no mention of a show today on X. Ralphs excuse for no-showing yesterday was muh cats, but it appears Ralph has already ran out of excuses and will be hiding inside the Spite Club until he figures out what to do about his prostitute girlfriend getting doxed. Are the screenshots of the senorita putting Ralphs dox behind a $250 dollar abscondwall real? Is Ralph now having to fork over whatever is left in Sandra's paypal to the senorita to keep her quiet? Is Ralph making an emergency move in fear he will be getting doxed very soon?
It's times like these where I get into my #KillstreamKlassicDaze and reminisce on old broadcasts, like this one from July, where Ralph bragged that the senorita was not on any social media and how the gaylogs would never find her:

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There’s no paying her off. He can’t afford to keep her quite perpetually and the moment the money train stops she’ll flip to whomever is paying. This is truly classic Ralph here. No matter how many times the alogs hunt down and uncover whatever it is he thinks he can keep from them, he keeps trying again and insisting that this time no one will get him. It’s one of my all time favorite Ralph behaviors.

There are still a lot of Senorita tweets left, not sure what this idiot is trying to achieve.

If he’s spending all day burning her out of his feeds than the alogs have already truly won. This is an outright admission that he’s been beaten. Combined with Mersh going on the offense and him being barred from seeing Xanduh, I think we may be in for a real treat this weekend.
 
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