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@Christorian X (CX) or @Pit Viper Salesman (PVS) is the epitome of an unhinged Ethan Ralph a-log. If you thought @Kinochet was the pinnacle of gunt a-logging, you need to revaluate your position.
CX/PVS is known for authoring love novels, psychotic background check website doxing, and plotting Machiavellian autism against the simps of Ethan Ralph, being a cleanup man for @Flamenco, and crying about his detractors in private DMs.
@Christorian X
CX is the first iteration of our a-log friend. He start off as an average user commenting on happenings pertaining to the King of the Sektur -- Ethan Oliver Ralph, this was likely after he cannot find any clout in Chris Chan's board.
This was his very first post:
After getting a whiff of the Ralphamale, CX begun toplot suggest various methods to screw with Ethan.
Sending baby chickens to Ethan Ralph's hovel and then calling the cops on him for animal abuse.
Christorian X was also a Flamenco ballwasher, coaching the anime coomer to hide his tracks and tuck his tail in. This was why the original thread was made and also why he was chased out of the forum. Unfortunately, a janny might have enabled more of his unhinged autism.
Part of CX / PVS's most annoying and baffling tendencies was the way he took it upon himself in an attempt to polish the balls of Pedmenco, the Chudbuds DM leaks are filled with him scheming ways to discredit the evidence, attempting to puppeteer other members of the forum into doing his dirty laundry.
CX / PVS tried to compare Flamenco to Chris Chan. Little did he know, the psychotic janny doesn't care about the site's biggest retard. It really just flew over me, I don't follow the guy beyond silly Sonichu memes.
Additionally, he attempted to ensure that (multiple DMs with different people) his contacts understood the tough life of Pedmenco, and that Augies and the Commentary faggots shitting on him wasn't funny, it was mean.
For whatever reason, PVS has a soft spot for Pedmenco, and even after getting caught coaching him to exorcise his accounts of the loli/shota demons and being laughed out of the Forum, he kept on trying to clean up for him behind the scenes, presumably in preparation for Peds "big comeback" that kind of fizzled out.
At one point PVS was trying to coach Pedmenco exactly how to manage this comeback.
PVS was hellbent on running defence for Flamenco, they are in fact, quite cosy.
It seems the attempted Jannying by the Viper was unsuccessful, Pedmencos "comeback" was with less of a bang than a wet fart, and now Ped contents himself streaming for 100 weirdos he has left and drooling over pedobait loli Vtubers, while being laughed and and called a pedophile by just about everyone he encounters.
What did you learn in your high school English language class? Novels? Shakespeare? Literary devices and textual integrity?
Forget about all that useless rubbish, get yourself a degree in "Love Letters to Ethan Ralph".
Yes, he actually wrote this steaming pile of incoherent ramblings.
1365 words in total. D- for effort, Chris.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/an-open-letter-to-ethan-ralph.120104/
There was a full archive of Christorian X's twitter account posted by user @Gina Gillotti.
(Bottom of the page.)
Christorian X also felt the need to brag about a post he made last year.
After Christorian X was bullied off the site, he reincarnated as @Pit Viper Salesman. People immediately suspected that this user was in fact CX, and they would be correct. After barely two days, PVS appears in the approval queue with CX styled posts, complete with his psychotic background check site PDF doxing.
While some may consider this an open secret, most people agreed that PVS was a far better user than CX. They were proven wrong after Chudbuds.lol, a Jim-walker Fediverse instance was hacked by a Minecraft modpack.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/poa-st-chudbuds-lol-general-discussion-thread.129209/
As a result of this hack, PVS' messages with various members of Chudbuds, several members of Poa.st and Kiwifarms was exposed, containing lots of cringe-worthy autism.
Many users of the forum were implicated in the chatlogs. I have an explanation of my involvement here: KF Link
Here is a summary of PVS' behaviour in Chudbuds messages.
He is a coomer.
He is a creep.
He is absolutely mad at Cow Poly and Spooky Bones.
(Everyone that calls me a faggot is Cow Poly / Spooky Bones.)
Total of 116 instances of "Cow Poly" and 138 instances of "spooky bones", they live in his walls!
Bonus, this one was to Null, which was ignored completely.
<2022-09-25T18:33:50.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: Looks like your problems are lightening https://www.onionfarms.com/threads/...oly-tapper7-cow-tranny-chaser-kike-poly.2951/
I'm going to omit a bunch of other messages. He practically complained to everyone about the two former users in messages.
He sweeps up for Flamenco.
He thinks @CECA Loather is "Plate".
He was bullied in high school.
He sends A LOT of messages, unhinged behaviour only a delusional retard wouldn't have seen.
He is delusional.
He sends stuff to lolcows, because reasons?
He threatens poor horse-loving PhD candidates with their dox to sign NDAs @SevenEightNine.
What even?
He gets ghosted by people.
PVS is an ardent Matthew Vickers white knight, noble, stunning and brave. He was terrorising the entire family of a minor orbiter called "Laughing Daiymo" by suggesting to serve him papers during his wedding.
[working on it]
If you're interested in the number of total messages he's sent, here you go:
486. Pages.
13605 total messages.
PVS joined Chudbuds on around the 30th of October Chudbuds imploded on the 6th of March. 127 days perhaps, this means he was sending over 100 messages every single day.
Let that sink in.
CX/PVS is known for authoring love novels, psychotic background check website doxing, and plotting Machiavellian autism against the simps of Ethan Ralph, being a cleanup man for @Flamenco, and crying about his detractors in private DMs.
@Christorian X
CX is the first iteration of our a-log friend. He start off as an average user commenting on happenings pertaining to the King of the Sektur -- Ethan Oliver Ralph, this was likely after he cannot find any clout in Chris Chan's board.
This was his very first post:
Trying to suggest Matthew Vickers to ruin Ethan Ralph's relationship with secureserver.tv? Grandmaster plan right there.
After getting a whiff of the Ralphamale, CX begun to
Sending baby chickens to Ethan Ralph's hovel and then calling the cops on him for animal abuse.
Christorian X was also a Flamenco ballwasher, coaching the anime coomer to hide his tracks and tuck his tail in. This was why the original thread was made and also why he was chased out of the forum. Unfortunately, a janny might have enabled more of his unhinged autism.
Part of CX / PVS's most annoying and baffling tendencies was the way he took it upon himself in an attempt to polish the balls of Pedmenco, the Chudbuds DM leaks are filled with him scheming ways to discredit the evidence, attempting to puppeteer other members of the forum into doing his dirty laundry.
<2022-11-06T09:08:42.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: if flam was willing to tell the truth about the sealed filed
<2022-11-06T09:08:45.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: file*
<2022-11-06T09:08:52.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: i think between all that
<2022-11-06T09:08:57.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: it will clear all this shit up
<2022-11-06T09:09:16.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: if you agree i will poke him to do so
<2022-11-06T09:09:37.000Z> AltisticRight@poa.st: Yeah sounds decent, the easiest is to start from the pornhub thing and see their reaction, at least until I find the actual post.
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<2022-11-06T09:12:38.000Z> AltisticRight@poa.st: Unfortunately the chance of the pornhub thing being doctored is slim
<2022-11-06T09:12:52.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: im betting 50/50
<2022-11-06T09:13:02.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: gator explains it very well and in detail
<2022-11-06T09:13:14.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: he's the man to help there
<2022-11-06T09:13:24.000Z> AltisticRight@poa.st: It will be based on this user being malicious though, which I believe he's not
<2022-11-06T09:13:59.000Z> AltisticRight@poa.st: Unless... unless someone else logged into those accounts to create the history, left it there for another user to discover
<2022-11-06T09:14:05.000Z> AltisticRight@poa.st: Do you believe that? I don't.
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<2022-11-06T09:15:22.000Z> AltisticRight@poa.st: Actually >The last important account I came across was his PornHub. It is fair to note that some anons on /cow/ found it before me. His watch history demonstrates a clear love of fisting, bondage, anal, some weird lip fetish, and even a pegging video.
<2022-11-06T09:15:41.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: i def think he is/was a coomer
<2022-11-06T09:15:57.000Z> AltisticRight@poa.st: Nah he definitely is a coomer
<2022-11-06T09:16:04.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: yeah
<2022-11-06T09:16:16.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: do i thnk he would hurt a fly or do anything to anyone? no
<2022-11-06T09:16:18.000Z> AltisticRight@poa.st: If people on cow found it first, then the whole thing is up in question.
<2022-11-06T09:16:32.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: i think he's a sad, lonely autistic kid who went down rabbit holes
<2022-11-06T09:16:48.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: but he's def a coomer
<2022-11-06T09:16:51.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: and to be fair
<2022-11-06T09:17:06.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: when it dropped he would pretty much daily joke about it afterwards on streams
<2022-11-06T09:17:16.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: his chat would shit on him and he'd laugh with him
<2022-11-06T09:17:38.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: he even got pics of his avatar on a little rocking horse as his background
<2022-11-06T09:17:42.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: he owned that fine
<2022-11-06T09:17:56.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: the two real issues were the sealed file and the boy soprano
<2022-11-06T09:18:15.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: the sealed file, kinochet and salvo kept saying it was him raping his sister
<2022-11-06T09:18:29.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: which we know was pulled from thin air
<2022-11-06T09:18:52.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: and he manga Gator believes he can discredit as well
<2022-11-06T09:19:09.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: also his thread grew 300+ pages after this came out
<2022-11-06T09:19:12.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: thats fucking insane
<2022-11-06T09:19:18.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: reading that thread
<2022-11-06T09:19:29.000Z> AltisticRight@poa.st: Yeah
<2022-11-06T09:19:32.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: its just people every day saying they want him dead over and over and over
<2022-11-06T09:19:36.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: it was psycho shit
<2022-11-06T09:20:37.000Z> AltisticRight@poa.st: Yeah their sperging is getting fucking annoying
<2022-11-06T09:20:52.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: discredit spooky and kinochet
<2022-11-06T09:20:59.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: thats really where you begin
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<2022-11-06T09:23:03.000Z> AltisticRight@poa.st: Yeah thanks, explains quite a lot.
<2022-11-06T09:23:06.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: if you need anything i'd prefer just to deal with you and haru from the sidelines where no one can say CX was connected
<2022-11-06T09:23:22.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: but i'll be happy to help in ways i can
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<2022-11-06T23:16:52.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: so i was just contacted by Gin, apparently he would like to provide a bunch of gayop info on the cow poly side of this
<2022-11-06T23:17:14.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: i told him i want no part and that he needs to directly provide hard evidence of anything to you or regend
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<2022-11-06T23:18:45.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: he believes he can prove the pig directly gave faiths bf's dox to cow
<2022-11-06T23:19:03.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: told him again to give any proof to you guys
<2022-11-06T23:19:13.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: btw
<2022-11-06T23:19:18.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: thank you for dealing with kino
<2022-11-06T23:19:43.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: his little twitter group is furious with him for dropping my alts and might try and burn him out for it
<2022-11-06T23:31:31.000Z> AltisticRight@poa.st: It's been fun, I actually like Gin, he's always came off as a STEM sperg to me and I like stem spergs (like rick and also Haru).
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<2022-11-06T23:42:51.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: he will be in touch
Relevant posts can be found in Flamenco's thread where I went over the PornHub rubbish and left. Nobody cares about PornHub, Boy Soprano was inexcusable and definitely real.
<2022-11-06T09:08:45.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: file*
<2022-11-06T09:08:52.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: i think between all that
<2022-11-06T09:08:57.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: it will clear all this shit up
<2022-11-06T09:09:16.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: if you agree i will poke him to do so
<2022-11-06T09:09:37.000Z> AltisticRight@poa.st: Yeah sounds decent, the easiest is to start from the pornhub thing and see their reaction, at least until I find the actual post.
...
<2022-11-06T09:12:38.000Z> AltisticRight@poa.st: Unfortunately the chance of the pornhub thing being doctored is slim
<2022-11-06T09:12:52.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: im betting 50/50
<2022-11-06T09:13:02.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: gator explains it very well and in detail
<2022-11-06T09:13:14.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: he's the man to help there
<2022-11-06T09:13:24.000Z> AltisticRight@poa.st: It will be based on this user being malicious though, which I believe he's not
<2022-11-06T09:13:59.000Z> AltisticRight@poa.st: Unless... unless someone else logged into those accounts to create the history, left it there for another user to discover
<2022-11-06T09:14:05.000Z> AltisticRight@poa.st: Do you believe that? I don't.
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<2022-11-06T09:15:22.000Z> AltisticRight@poa.st: Actually >The last important account I came across was his PornHub. It is fair to note that some anons on /cow/ found it before me. His watch history demonstrates a clear love of fisting, bondage, anal, some weird lip fetish, and even a pegging video.
<2022-11-06T09:15:41.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: i def think he is/was a coomer
<2022-11-06T09:15:57.000Z> AltisticRight@poa.st: Nah he definitely is a coomer
<2022-11-06T09:16:04.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: yeah
<2022-11-06T09:16:16.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: do i thnk he would hurt a fly or do anything to anyone? no
<2022-11-06T09:16:18.000Z> AltisticRight@poa.st: If people on cow found it first, then the whole thing is up in question.
<2022-11-06T09:16:32.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: i think he's a sad, lonely autistic kid who went down rabbit holes
<2022-11-06T09:16:48.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: but he's def a coomer
<2022-11-06T09:16:51.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: and to be fair
<2022-11-06T09:17:06.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: when it dropped he would pretty much daily joke about it afterwards on streams
<2022-11-06T09:17:16.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: his chat would shit on him and he'd laugh with him
<2022-11-06T09:17:38.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: he even got pics of his avatar on a little rocking horse as his background
<2022-11-06T09:17:42.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: he owned that fine
<2022-11-06T09:17:56.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: the two real issues were the sealed file and the boy soprano
<2022-11-06T09:18:15.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: the sealed file, kinochet and salvo kept saying it was him raping his sister
<2022-11-06T09:18:29.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: which we know was pulled from thin air
<2022-11-06T09:18:52.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: and he manga Gator believes he can discredit as well
<2022-11-06T09:19:09.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: also his thread grew 300+ pages after this came out
<2022-11-06T09:19:12.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: thats fucking insane
<2022-11-06T09:19:18.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: reading that thread
<2022-11-06T09:19:29.000Z> AltisticRight@poa.st: Yeah
<2022-11-06T09:19:32.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: its just people every day saying they want him dead over and over and over
<2022-11-06T09:19:36.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: it was psycho shit
<2022-11-06T09:20:37.000Z> AltisticRight@poa.st: Yeah their sperging is getting fucking annoying
<2022-11-06T09:20:52.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: discredit spooky and kinochet
<2022-11-06T09:20:59.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: thats really where you begin
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<2022-11-06T09:23:03.000Z> AltisticRight@poa.st: Yeah thanks, explains quite a lot.
<2022-11-06T09:23:06.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: if you need anything i'd prefer just to deal with you and haru from the sidelines where no one can say CX was connected
<2022-11-06T09:23:22.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: but i'll be happy to help in ways i can
...
<2022-11-06T23:16:52.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: so i was just contacted by Gin, apparently he would like to provide a bunch of gayop info on the cow poly side of this
<2022-11-06T23:17:14.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: i told him i want no part and that he needs to directly provide hard evidence of anything to you or regend
...
<2022-11-06T23:18:45.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: he believes he can prove the pig directly gave faiths bf's dox to cow
<2022-11-06T23:19:03.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: told him again to give any proof to you guys
<2022-11-06T23:19:13.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: btw
<2022-11-06T23:19:18.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: thank you for dealing with kino
<2022-11-06T23:19:43.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: his little twitter group is furious with him for dropping my alts and might try and burn him out for it
<2022-11-06T23:31:31.000Z> AltisticRight@poa.st: It's been fun, I actually like Gin, he's always came off as a STEM sperg to me and I like stem spergs (like rick and also Haru).
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<2022-11-06T23:42:51.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: he will be in touch
Relevant posts can be found in Flamenco's thread where I went over the PornHub rubbish and left. Nobody cares about PornHub, Boy Soprano was inexcusable and definitely real.
CX / PVS tried to compare Flamenco to Chris Chan. Little did he know, the psychotic janny doesn't care about the site's biggest retard. It really just flew over me, I don't follow the guy beyond silly Sonichu memes.
<2022-11-06T08:33:19.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: gator told me i can share this to you all
<2022-11-06T08:33:19.000Z> AltisticRight@poa.st: Yeah it was funny to see them constantly eat each other in the chat.
<2022-11-06T08:33:59.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: he's able to prove and replicate that you can alter a persons viewing history on pron-hub
<2022-11-06T08:34:11.000Z> AltisticRight@poa.st: Hahahahaha that's nice
<2022-11-06T08:34:22.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: and he's reviewed the steam data leaks and can prove that the steam shit was opped or bullshit
<2022-11-06T08:34:33.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: the problem is
<2022-11-06T08:34:40.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: that while all the ops were bullshit
<2022-11-06T08:34:48.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: Flamenco did just what they wanted
<2022-11-06T08:34:52.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: and lost his fucking mind
<2022-11-06T08:35:00.000Z> AltisticRight@poa.st: The Boy Sopreno thing... is that real?
<2022-11-06T08:35:06.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: honestly
<2022-11-06T08:35:10.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: i have no fucking clue
<2022-11-06T08:35:13.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: gator believes no
<2022-11-06T08:35:23.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: he believes he can prove its not
<2022-11-06T08:35:45.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: and the sealed file is exactly what his dad said it was
<2022-11-06T08:35:52.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: heres the real honest truth
<2022-11-06T08:36:04.000Z> AltisticRight@poa.st: Just a DUI or something, kek
<2022-11-06T08:36:09.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: after talking is dad down and trying to council him
<2022-11-06T08:36:15.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: he's come to trust me decently
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<2022-11-06T08:36:36.000Z> AltisticRight@poa.st: I tried to talk that person down, too bad they don't want to trust me
<2022-11-06T08:36:38.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: he's way more autistic than he appears
<2022-11-06T08:37:08.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: and essentially we are dealing with someone who's 10 years emotionally and socially behind people his age
<2022-11-06T08:37:19.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: in hich school and growing up
<2022-11-06T08:37:23.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: he was always lost
<2022-11-06T08:37:33.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: so he was always alone and a sad kid
<2022-11-06T08:37:44.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: so who are some of the people who never judge?
<2022-11-06T08:37:45.000Z> AltisticRight@poa.st: Pft his dad did some PLing for sure...
<2022-11-06T08:37:47.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: the weebs
<2022-11-06T08:37:59.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: anyways
<2022-11-06T08:38:08.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: in high school his parents divorced
<2022-11-06T08:38:12.000Z> AltisticRight@poa.st: Right, that's why he became one, to find a sense of belonging
<2022-11-06T08:38:29.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: even in his weird personal ads
<2022-11-06T08:38:39.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: he just really wanted someone to care about him
<2022-11-06T08:38:49.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: so the divorce upset him
<2022-11-06T08:38:56.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: and he would sperg at his mom
<2022-11-06T08:39:04.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: and the school called the state over it
<2022-11-06T08:39:08.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: and because its NY
<2022-11-06T08:39:15.000Z> AltisticRight@poa.st: Oh
<2022-11-06T08:39:16.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: they put his ass in a boys home for a year
<2022-11-06T08:39:24.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: and for a kid like that
<2022-11-06T08:39:28.000Z> AltisticRight@poa.st: Americans are retarded
<2022-11-06T08:39:32.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: it was probably fucking hell for him
<2022-11-06T08:39:50.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: im sure it was a nightmare for an 8 year old in a 17 year old body
<2022-11-06T08:39:55.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: anyways
<2022-11-06T08:40:00.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: then he went to live with his dad
<2022-11-06T08:40:06.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: tried college, didn't take
<2022-11-06T08:40:09.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: got a job
<2022-11-06T08:40:16.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: got sucked online
<2022-11-06T08:40:31.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: but slowly caught up and started college around 30 when he caught up
<2022-11-06T08:40:51.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: he's chris chan with a family that pushed him and the awareness he needs to try and integrate
<2022-11-06T08:41:12.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: honestly hes down very well for himself in that context
<2022-11-06T08:41:15.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: the problem is
<2022-11-06T08:41:23.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: when all this blew up
<2022-11-06T08:41:39.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: he was so fucking embarrased that when he got grilled it came off horribly
<2022-11-06T08:41:46.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: and autistically
<2022-11-06T08:42:16.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: then you have salvo who is a goddamn lunatic that saw a bomb ready to be lit
<2022-11-06T08:42:25.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: and everyone ran with it
<2022-11-06T08:42:39.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: and kinochet, spooky and everyone saw this as a bonus
<2022-11-06T08:42:49.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: and poured more gas on the fire they started
<2022-11-06T08:33:19.000Z> AltisticRight@poa.st: Yeah it was funny to see them constantly eat each other in the chat.
<2022-11-06T08:33:59.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: he's able to prove and replicate that you can alter a persons viewing history on pron-hub
<2022-11-06T08:34:11.000Z> AltisticRight@poa.st: Hahahahaha that's nice
<2022-11-06T08:34:22.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: and he's reviewed the steam data leaks and can prove that the steam shit was opped or bullshit
<2022-11-06T08:34:33.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: the problem is
<2022-11-06T08:34:40.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: that while all the ops were bullshit
<2022-11-06T08:34:48.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: Flamenco did just what they wanted
<2022-11-06T08:34:52.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: and lost his fucking mind
<2022-11-06T08:35:00.000Z> AltisticRight@poa.st: The Boy Sopreno thing... is that real?
<2022-11-06T08:35:06.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: honestly
<2022-11-06T08:35:10.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: i have no fucking clue
<2022-11-06T08:35:13.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: gator believes no
<2022-11-06T08:35:23.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: he believes he can prove its not
<2022-11-06T08:35:45.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: and the sealed file is exactly what his dad said it was
<2022-11-06T08:35:52.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: heres the real honest truth
<2022-11-06T08:36:04.000Z> AltisticRight@poa.st: Just a DUI or something, kek
<2022-11-06T08:36:09.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: after talking is dad down and trying to council him
<2022-11-06T08:36:15.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: he's come to trust me decently
...
<2022-11-06T08:36:36.000Z> AltisticRight@poa.st: I tried to talk that person down, too bad they don't want to trust me
<2022-11-06T08:36:38.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: he's way more autistic than he appears
<2022-11-06T08:37:08.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: and essentially we are dealing with someone who's 10 years emotionally and socially behind people his age
<2022-11-06T08:37:19.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: in hich school and growing up
<2022-11-06T08:37:23.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: he was always lost
<2022-11-06T08:37:33.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: so he was always alone and a sad kid
<2022-11-06T08:37:44.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: so who are some of the people who never judge?
<2022-11-06T08:37:45.000Z> AltisticRight@poa.st: Pft his dad did some PLing for sure...
<2022-11-06T08:37:47.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: the weebs
<2022-11-06T08:37:59.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: anyways
<2022-11-06T08:38:08.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: in high school his parents divorced
<2022-11-06T08:38:12.000Z> AltisticRight@poa.st: Right, that's why he became one, to find a sense of belonging
<2022-11-06T08:38:29.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: even in his weird personal ads
<2022-11-06T08:38:39.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: he just really wanted someone to care about him
<2022-11-06T08:38:49.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: so the divorce upset him
<2022-11-06T08:38:56.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: and he would sperg at his mom
<2022-11-06T08:39:04.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: and the school called the state over it
<2022-11-06T08:39:08.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: and because its NY
<2022-11-06T08:39:15.000Z> AltisticRight@poa.st: Oh
<2022-11-06T08:39:16.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: they put his ass in a boys home for a year
<2022-11-06T08:39:24.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: and for a kid like that
<2022-11-06T08:39:28.000Z> AltisticRight@poa.st: Americans are retarded
<2022-11-06T08:39:32.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: it was probably fucking hell for him
<2022-11-06T08:39:50.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: im sure it was a nightmare for an 8 year old in a 17 year old body
<2022-11-06T08:39:55.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: anyways
<2022-11-06T08:40:00.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: then he went to live with his dad
<2022-11-06T08:40:06.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: tried college, didn't take
<2022-11-06T08:40:09.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: got a job
<2022-11-06T08:40:16.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: got sucked online
<2022-11-06T08:40:31.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: but slowly caught up and started college around 30 when he caught up
<2022-11-06T08:40:51.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: he's chris chan with a family that pushed him and the awareness he needs to try and integrate
<2022-11-06T08:41:12.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: honestly hes down very well for himself in that context
<2022-11-06T08:41:15.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: the problem is
<2022-11-06T08:41:23.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: when all this blew up
<2022-11-06T08:41:39.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: he was so fucking embarrased that when he got grilled it came off horribly
<2022-11-06T08:41:46.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: and autistically
<2022-11-06T08:42:16.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: then you have salvo who is a goddamn lunatic that saw a bomb ready to be lit
<2022-11-06T08:42:25.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: and everyone ran with it
<2022-11-06T08:42:39.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: and kinochet, spooky and everyone saw this as a bonus
<2022-11-06T08:42:49.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: and poured more gas on the fire they started
Additionally, he attempted to ensure that (multiple DMs with different people) his contacts understood the tough life of Pedmenco, and that Augies and the Commentary faggots shitting on him wasn't funny, it was mean.
Augie was the only friend Flamenco ever had:
<2022-11-06T08:43:11.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: Kinochet lives in DeOrios server and more than one person tells me he runs gayops for him
<2022-11-06T08:43:25.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: DeOrio and Augie had been planning this
<2022-11-06T08:43:43.000Z> AltisticRight@poa.st: So it does tie into those faggots
...
<2022-11-06T08:44:29.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: so remember when flam was caught on that live stream?
<2022-11-06T08:44:38.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: when elijah and destiny went to his college?
<2022-11-06T08:45:02.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: Augie came out and spent the weekend hanging out with him and played it like they were best friends
<2022-11-06T08:45:09.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: and told flam how awesome he was
<2022-11-06T08:45:18.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: to a kid who never had friends
<2022-11-06T08:45:21.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: that was huge
<2022-11-06T08:45:26.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: and then they burn him
<2022-11-06T08:45:31.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: of course he melted down
<2022-11-06T08:46:00.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: this was Chris levels of trolling and kick the autistic
<2022-11-06T08:46:37.000Z> AltisticRight@poa.st: They have too much time
<2022-11-06T08:46:48.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: and i highly suspect the pig had a hand in all this
<2022-11-06T08:46:57.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: Flam was starting to get higher daily live
<2022-11-06T08:47:11.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: and Metokur was giving him attention
<2022-11-06T08:43:11.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: Kinochet lives in DeOrios server and more than one person tells me he runs gayops for him
<2022-11-06T08:43:25.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: DeOrio and Augie had been planning this
<2022-11-06T08:43:43.000Z> AltisticRight@poa.st: So it does tie into those faggots
...
<2022-11-06T08:44:29.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: so remember when flam was caught on that live stream?
<2022-11-06T08:44:38.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: when elijah and destiny went to his college?
<2022-11-06T08:45:02.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: Augie came out and spent the weekend hanging out with him and played it like they were best friends
<2022-11-06T08:45:09.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: and told flam how awesome he was
<2022-11-06T08:45:18.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: to a kid who never had friends
<2022-11-06T08:45:21.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: that was huge
<2022-11-06T08:45:26.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: and then they burn him
<2022-11-06T08:45:31.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: of course he melted down
<2022-11-06T08:46:00.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: this was Chris levels of trolling and kick the autistic
<2022-11-06T08:46:37.000Z> AltisticRight@poa.st: They have too much time
<2022-11-06T08:46:48.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: and i highly suspect the pig had a hand in all this
<2022-11-06T08:46:57.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: Flam was starting to get higher daily live
<2022-11-06T08:47:11.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: and Metokur was giving him attention
For whatever reason, PVS has a soft spot for Pedmenco, and even after getting caught coaching him to exorcise his accounts of the loli/shota demons and being laughed out of the Forum, he kept on trying to clean up for him behind the scenes, presumably in preparation for Peds "big comeback" that kind of fizzled out.
At one point PVS was trying to coach Pedmenco exactly how to manage this comeback.
More Flam defense force:
<2022-11-07T04:58:30.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: Flamenco and I had a good talk and i've encouraged him to work with you and do a better job at being transparent if only to clear up some of the gay ops, whether he does or not thats on him
<2022-11-07T05:00:24.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: all that said we discussed the fact that he would like to just get back to streaming and move on with life
<2022-11-07T05:00:48.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: i told him offering a show of good faith and that he can have fun would help
<2022-11-07T05:02:07.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: so i suggested that Kinochet is one of the main actors, if he could flip all the people around him it should but an end to some of the shit
<2022-11-07T05:03:00.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: so i told him if he didn't want to use his cozy channel anymore he should give the stream keys and info to PodAwful so he could do his own version of Killstream and Kino Casino on cozy and fuck with them all
<2022-11-07T05:03:03.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: lol
<2022-11-07T05:03:16.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: Flamenco gave Jesse the stream keys today
<2022-11-07T05:03:57.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: just wanted to let you know all the hard work will get some kino out of this
<2022-11-07T06:21:03.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: it seems cleaning up the flam thread is stirring up the Discord fags https://chudbuds.lol/objects/1e1cc031-a3ab-4bfd-8a13-c60db8c7b522
<2022-11-07T06:37:45.000Z> AltisticRight@poa.st: Yeah that's some gay Discord shit right there
<2022-11-07T06:38:06.000Z> AltisticRight@poa.st: If he wants to get to the bottom of this, I need to see some form of verifiable stuff, like the discord logs
<2022-11-07T06:38:55.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: Yeah, I’ll talk to him tomorrow, I know there are copies of him banning kinochet for actively trying to encourage people to dox tux’s sister who was essentially being raped
<2022-11-07T06:39:10.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: and some other shit
<2022-11-07T06:40:20.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: Clearly anyone even touching this stuff is stirring up a whole bunch of shit which honestly interests me because, well, it’s fucking flamenco
<2022-11-07T06:40:51.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: I don’t get why he’s so pivotal to so many peoples realities that they need to freak out like this
<2022-11-07T06:41:14.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: he’s essentially just an autistic coomer kid
<2022-11-07T06:41:43.000Z> AltisticRight@poa.st: Yeah and got into gross anime shit he should just come clean of and repent
<2022-11-07T06:41:53.000Z> AltisticRight@poa.st: Anime to drawn cp pipeline is real
<2022-11-07T06:42:00.000Z> AltisticRight@poa.st: UNLESS, that was another gayop
<2022-11-07T06:43:09.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: Honestly I think him just owning being into some dirty shit, say he grew up and it was wrong, open the sealed file and tell the rest they can fuck off is the best move
<2022-11-07T06:45:20.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: i'll push him a bit tomorrow
<2022-11-07T04:58:30.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: Flamenco and I had a good talk and i've encouraged him to work with you and do a better job at being transparent if only to clear up some of the gay ops, whether he does or not thats on him
<2022-11-07T05:00:24.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: all that said we discussed the fact that he would like to just get back to streaming and move on with life
<2022-11-07T05:00:48.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: i told him offering a show of good faith and that he can have fun would help
<2022-11-07T05:02:07.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: so i suggested that Kinochet is one of the main actors, if he could flip all the people around him it should but an end to some of the shit
<2022-11-07T05:03:00.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: so i told him if he didn't want to use his cozy channel anymore he should give the stream keys and info to PodAwful so he could do his own version of Killstream and Kino Casino on cozy and fuck with them all
<2022-11-07T05:03:03.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: lol
<2022-11-07T05:03:16.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: Flamenco gave Jesse the stream keys today
<2022-11-07T05:03:57.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: just wanted to let you know all the hard work will get some kino out of this
<2022-11-07T06:21:03.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: it seems cleaning up the flam thread is stirring up the Discord fags https://chudbuds.lol/objects/1e1cc031-a3ab-4bfd-8a13-c60db8c7b522
<2022-11-07T06:37:45.000Z> AltisticRight@poa.st: Yeah that's some gay Discord shit right there
<2022-11-07T06:38:06.000Z> AltisticRight@poa.st: If he wants to get to the bottom of this, I need to see some form of verifiable stuff, like the discord logs
<2022-11-07T06:38:55.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: Yeah, I’ll talk to him tomorrow, I know there are copies of him banning kinochet for actively trying to encourage people to dox tux’s sister who was essentially being raped
<2022-11-07T06:39:10.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: and some other shit
<2022-11-07T06:40:20.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: Clearly anyone even touching this stuff is stirring up a whole bunch of shit which honestly interests me because, well, it’s fucking flamenco
<2022-11-07T06:40:51.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: I don’t get why he’s so pivotal to so many peoples realities that they need to freak out like this
<2022-11-07T06:41:14.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: he’s essentially just an autistic coomer kid
<2022-11-07T06:41:43.000Z> AltisticRight@poa.st: Yeah and got into gross anime shit he should just come clean of and repent
<2022-11-07T06:41:53.000Z> AltisticRight@poa.st: Anime to drawn cp pipeline is real
<2022-11-07T06:42:00.000Z> AltisticRight@poa.st: UNLESS, that was another gayop
<2022-11-07T06:43:09.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: Honestly I think him just owning being into some dirty shit, say he grew up and it was wrong, open the sealed file and tell the rest they can fuck off is the best move
<2022-11-07T06:45:20.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: i'll push him a bit tomorrow
PVS was hellbent on running defence for Flamenco, they are in fact, quite cosy.
"Vex" was the other handle PVS went by.
It seems the attempted Jannying by the Viper was unsuccessful, Pedmencos "comeback" was with less of a bang than a wet fart, and now Ped contents himself streaming for 100 weirdos he has left and drooling over pedobait loli Vtubers, while being laughed and and called a pedophile by just about everyone he encounters.
What did you learn in your high school English language class? Novels? Shakespeare? Literary devices and textual integrity?
Forget about all that useless rubbish, get yourself a degree in "Love Letters to Ethan Ralph".
Yes, he actually wrote this steaming pile of incoherent ramblings.
1365 words in total. D- for effort, Chris.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/an-open-letter-to-ethan-ralph.120104/
There was a full archive of Christorian X's twitter account posted by user @Gina Gillotti.
(Bottom of the page.)
Christorian X also felt the need to brag about a post he made last year.
After Christorian X was bullied off the site, he reincarnated as @Pit Viper Salesman. People immediately suspected that this user was in fact CX, and they would be correct. After barely two days, PVS appears in the approval queue with CX styled posts, complete with his psychotic background check site PDF doxing.
While some may consider this an open secret, most people agreed that PVS was a far better user than CX. They were proven wrong after Chudbuds.lol, a Jim-walker Fediverse instance was hacked by a Minecraft modpack.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/poa-st-chudbuds-lol-general-discussion-thread.129209/
As a result of this hack, PVS' messages with various members of Chudbuds, several members of Poa.st and Kiwifarms was exposed, containing lots of cringe-worthy autism.
Many users of the forum were implicated in the chatlogs. I have an explanation of my involvement here: KF Link
Now that I have briefly glossed over most of the leaks, PVS must have thought I absolutely detest users @Cow Poly and @Spooky Bones, for some reason. I have had barely any interactions with Spooky Bones and don't really care to hate anyone on the site. The Discord rubbish is water under the bridge for me. He's not very bright (neither was I to be fair), so he likely saw fit to use me and accuse those two users of swatting. Considering the ILJ mess, Christorian X might have a third, earlier account here.
Here is a summary of PVS' behaviour in Chudbuds messages.
He is a coomer.
<2023-02-03T04:49:40.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: so i would but my concern is that i think you're a cool person and i don't want to start thinking about you naked whenever we talk lol
<2023-02-03T04:50:59.000Z> arielanimefan: Oh I’m sure you’ve been curious beforeI don’t think it would change how we talk to each other :3
<2023-02-03T04:51:14.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: i've thought about it lol
<2023-02-03T04:52:02.000Z> arielanimefan: I’ll send you a few tease pics lol
<2023-02-03T04:52:09.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: ha
<2023-02-03T04:54:16.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: you're very cute
<2023-02-03T04:54:18.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: and cruel
He is a creep.
<2022-09-26T02:08:00.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: whats up kiddo
<2022-09-26T02:10:08.000Z> Ariel1355@poa.st: Not much, is that you Vex? Lol
<2022-09-26T02:10:32.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: see! you're a quick one
He is absolutely mad at Cow Poly and Spooky Bones.
(Everyone that calls me a faggot is Cow Poly / Spooky Bones.)
Total of 116 instances of "Cow Poly" and 138 instances of "spooky bones", they live in his walls!
Bonus, this one was to Null, which was ignored completely.
<2022-09-25T18:33:50.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: Looks like your problems are lightening https://www.onionfarms.com/threads/...oly-tapper7-cow-tranny-chaser-kike-poly.2951/
He sweeps up for Flamenco.
He thinks @CECA Loather is "Plate".
He was bullied in high school.
He sends A LOT of messages, unhinged behaviour only a delusional retard wouldn't have seen.
He is delusional.
He sends stuff to lolcows, because reasons?
He threatens poor horse-loving PhD candidates with their dox to sign NDAs @SevenEightNine.
What even?
He gets ghosted by people.
<2023-02-23T03:11:01.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: hey nerd
<2023-02-23T03:11:03.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: how are you
<2023-02-23T03:26:53.000Z> arielanimefan: HeyI’m good, how about you?
<2023-03-05T04:30:44.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: hey nerd
<2023-03-05T04:30:47.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: are you ok
<2023-03-05T04:30:51.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: people are worried about you
PVS is an ardent Matthew Vickers white knight, noble, stunning and brave. He was terrorising the entire family of a minor orbiter called "Laughing Daiymo" by suggesting to serve him papers during his wedding.
[working on it]
If you're interested in the number of total messages he's sent, here you go:
486. Pages.
13605 total messages.
PVS joined Chudbuds on around the 30th of October Chudbuds imploded on the 6th of March. 127 days perhaps, this means he was sending over 100 messages every single day.
Let that sink in.
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: The Metokur Fembot forum account was a sock, not him.
