Puns, Rhymes, and Wordplay

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skykiii

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So here's the deal: In this topic, you can write up any post or essay you want--no topic is off limits--but ON ONE CONDITION:

You have to have fun with the wording. And the longer the post is, the more you have to do.

For example, with....

Rhymes
For example: "OP is a fag, toss him in the bag."

Or maybe: "OP pops the top of the gay crop." I actually don't know if that's still a rhyme or something else, but its allowed.

Alliteration
Alliteration is almost always annoying to accomplish, but amazing when achieved.

Puns
01100100 01101111 00100000 01111001 01100001 00100000 01100111 01100101 01110100 00100000 01101001 01110100 00111111

If you feel it necessary to explain a joke, put it behind a spoiler.

Again, the longer the post, the more you should do, and your wordplay needs to be incorporated in--no "I'll write a boring serious essay then include a few rhymes at the end" shenanigans!

Have Fun With Pun!

I'll start with a few prompt prompters:

If Kirk is dead, does that mean Spock runs Turning Point USA now?

If you had an aunt named Annie May, would she be gay?

Is there any such thing as an unfairy?

If OP is a faggot, does that mean he burns well?

Will you ever be a woman?

(Or of course you can just post whatever shit you want, preferably not the smelly kind though).
 
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