Pussy Deflectors - Things that extend your virginity

[Tragi-Chan]

Being seven years old.

Speak for yourself.

 

[polonium]

Not having sex

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Honesty. Obesity. Having no marketable skills. Low self-esteem.

This is coming from an old piece of shit for whom melancholy is SOP. Want to feel loved? Lose weight, know when to lie, and go to goddam technical school instead of college, this is how to make women love and respect you. And for God's sake, don't tell her everyday that you love her, no matter how much you do love her. Make it a once a week thing or it won't matter to her.

 

[Billy_Sama]

Joining a celibate religious order.

 

[Sperglord Dante]

Sometimes the fruit hangs so low you forget to pick it.

 

[Curt Sibling]

Example of expert deflection.

 

[Hui]

Being a furry tranny male lesbian

 

[AnOminous]

Saying "Ackshuellly" irl.

Joining a celibate religious order.

Unless you move into a secluded monastery immediately that shit is actually a pussy magnet.

 

[___-]

being poor in a rich country

 

[Raging Capybara]

Honesty. Obesity. Having no marketable skills. Low self-esteem.
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That's me without the obesity, can confirm.

 

[TheClorax]

Having any of these or their variants as a wallpaper

 

[Black Waltz]

being me

 

[El Garbage]

 

[QB 290]

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Spongebob merch.

 

[HY 140]

having Thomas the Tank Engine toys, also being part of antifa

 

[Plague Spectrum]

My constant urge to post this cat.

 

[cypocryphy]

 

[Xerxes IX]

Being an adult who spergs over whatever Cartoon Network show is popular now

 

[Red Hood]

Having a gayass blue fedora bear as your avatar