Pussy Deflectors - Things that extend your virginity

[aqua sama]

also fat and bald is a killer combo.

 

[TiggerNits]

Giving a shit. You want girls to like you, go in to any situation where you deal with even the possibility of gaining their affection with the thought of "If she puts out, cool. If she doesn't who fucking cares" while making sure to look halfway decent and you'll bag a lot more girls than you think. Too many dudes get nervous around girls to the point of coming off a a sissy or desperate and chicks fucking hate that shit.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Talking about Nick shows in any capacity.

 

[Grotesque]

Having my face.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

Sobriety

 

[AnOminous]

Drunkenly vomiting on her.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

Yelling "free palestine" while banging an Israeli girl will get you cut off pretty quickly

 

[Randy Lahey]

In my experience, modern furries lose their virginity at a very young age.

Probably not willingly though.

 

[Red Hood]

Smelling like a public toilet (or cannery row for the ladies) ain't gonna get you laid.

 

[Globe]

Making videos in your car whining about rejection and throwing literal screaming tantrums over it then uploading said videos to YouTube.

 

[Implacable Birch]

Every day right after I wake up and every night before I go to bed I log on to this website to guarantee that no woman will ever come near me.

 

[Duke Nukem]

Not giving a fuck about watching millionaires play a game on national television.

 

[Red Hood]

getting triggered by someone drinking a macrobrew light beer

 

[polonium]

My constant urge to post this cat.
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This cat reminds me of Filthy Frank

 

[DarkSydePundit]

Having a anime avatar

 

[admiral]

T-shirts with ironic slogans on them. You look like a tool.

 

[Plague Spectrum]

Being a plague doctor.

 

[Piss Clam]

When a female actually expresses interest in you and you tell her your girlfriend lives in Canada.

 

[Rokko]

Having bigger boobs than her.

 

[Benoit Bals]