Pussy Deflectors - Things that extend your virginity

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Liking Hamilton.
Wanting to have our wedding take place in Animal Crossing.
Writing long meta about how revolutionary Puella Magi Madoka Magica is.
Using 'monosexual' or 'allosexual'. Also owning an ace discourse blog.
Spending most of your income on commissions about Wonderbread.
 
Writing a 107,000-word manifesto entitled "My Twisted World" about how you hate women for starving you of sex, and how you would like them put in concentration camps.
 
I was gonna post a few more but then I realized that it was shit that I myself do so now I've decided to keep quiet.
 
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Your girlfriend seeing your porn folder and it's like 120GB of meticulously downloaded furry porn and also a significant portion of it is gay.
 
@Uncanny Valley Possibly. I was just trying to tap into and recreate that special brand of social mismanagement almost guaranteed to be recounted on the internet by some poor fucker.
Maybe I should have made it a brony joke so it was less "real".
 
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Lez said:
Liking Hamilton.
Wanting to have our wedding take place in Animal Crossing.
Writing long meta about how revolutionary Puella Magi Madoka Magica is.
Using 'monosexual' or 'allosexual'. Also owning an ace discourse blog.
Spending most of your income on commissions about Wonderbread.
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FUCK YOU ANIMAL CROSSING IS A BLESSING
[Cries in virgin]
 
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