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[Wilhelm Bittrich]

I noticed on twitter that Quinton keeps shitting himself in fear of icarly becoming a meme while he is making the video and it being outdated when it releases. Surely if you spend months on one video, it should be good enough to stand on its own?

iCarly becoming a meme? Did I miss something? Last time I checked it was already a meme right after the show ended.
The bigest meme tho, is a grown ass man (allegedly) who does YouTube content about a childrens tv-show.
Here I said it.

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Here have some kind words: Stop whining you spoiled brat. Having a bad night? So fucking what? Millions of people have bad nights and don't run to Twatter whining like a 6 year old. Grow some, you fucking infantile idiot!

quinton is enough of a projecting ally to all women that I wouldn't be surprised if he made a video about how important the WNBA is and how you're a misogyjerk for not appreciating it

There is a WNBA? Most likely as interesting as female soccer, I guess.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

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If a person like this is too lazy to just give up using Twitter, or deleting it, then quite frankly he doesn’t deserve advice from strangers online.

 

[nyess]

There is a WNBA? Most likely as interesting as female soccer, I guess.

Women's soccer is generally regarded as popular enough for its own fanbase compared to men's soccer (I'm told, I don't watch it). Meanwhile any sort of person who keeps up with the WNBA is almost always going to be an nba fan with nothing else to watch

 

[Dr Slump]

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I wonder who he sent DMs to this time.

Unsuprising to no one, his discord server is painfully boring. Outside of all the Q worship, it’s just a black hole of alcoholics and mentally ill people. No wonder he’s down most of the time.

 

[Woke Blue Muttlema]

I will remain sceptical of Quinton managing to grow a pair to creep on DMs this fast until I see substancial proof. I think he just is marinating on his sadness after someone else made the connection between him and the Sarah-Lindsay DMs.

In brighter news, I accidentally found the very first edit of A Critique of Citizen Kane, the video that officially kickstarted the feud between Mauler and Q.

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

Of course this stupid ape would call Citizen Kane “overhyped.” I’m mad as fuck.

 

[Woke Blue Muttlema]

Of course this stupid ape would call Citizen Kane “overhyped.” I’m mad as fuck.

Context for the vast majority of normal people that have better things going in their lives that remember Quinton Reviews fuck ups:
A Critique of Citizen Kane was a video made to mock Mauler by parodying him with a contrarian take on Citizen Kane, the default movie every movie buff knows about. It was supposed to be a joke but half of his mentally impaired audience didn't get it.

Quinton doesn't think Citizen Kane is overhyped. He was just using it as an example of how Mauler critiques and it backfired because Quinton is a fucking spastic retard.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

Context for the vast majority of normal people that have better things going in their lives that remember Quinton Reviews fuck ups:
A Critique of Citizen Kane was a video made to mock Mauler by parodying him with a contrarian take on Citizen Kane, the default movie every movie buff knows about. It was supposed to be a joke but half of his mentally impaired audience didn't get it.

Quinton doesn't think Citizen Kane is overhyped. He was just using it as an example of how Mauler critiques and it backfired because Quinton is a fucking spastic retard.

TBH, both Quinton and Mauler can go fuck themselves, they're both autistic manchildren.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

no idea who this guy is but wayching a video of him shiting on gootecks (AKA POFCAMP) for being an anti-vaxer and calling COVID a hoxx. comes off as a faggot so far.

and who the hell sells dolls of themselves?

 

[protomartyr]

Women's soccer is generally regarded as popular enough for its own fanbase compared to men's soccer (I'm told, I don't watch it). Meanwhile any sort of person who keeps up with the WNBA is almost always going to be an nba fan with nothing else to watch

This is only true in the US, women's football in the UK is a joke and it's not much more popular on the continent. The media burns through millions a year trying to convince everyone to care about it though.

Context for the vast majority of normal people that have better things going in their lives that remember Quinton Reviews fuck ups:
A Critique of Citizen Kane was a video made to mock Mauler by parodying him with a contrarian take on Citizen Kane, the default movie every movie buff knows about. It was supposed to be a joke but half of his mentally impaired audience didn't get it.

Quinton doesn't think Citizen Kane is overhyped. He was just using it as an example of how Mauler critiques and it backfired because Quinton is a fucking spastic retard.

Mauler is also a fucking spastic retard to be fair, so it's probably just Q nailing it. Although that's a bit like complimenting someone on their gorilla impression after they fling shit at the wall and eat lice.

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It's ok Q. Sarah Z doesn't reply to my letters either.

 

[Box Tie]

There was some speculation earlier on him sharing an apartment with someone "for at least a couple of months" after moving out. It would appear he is still living with someone, if he hasn't quietly slunk back to his parents house entirely.

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What kind of future does Q see for himself I wonder, he's hardly unique in being slow to leave the nest or relying on roommates to make rent but it isn't like his financial outlook is particularly rosy.

Does he think being a spineless clout chaser creating lukewarm content is going to start paying off if he just keeps at it?

 

[Ged!]

Quinton has had multiple 1m+ view videos. He has a patreon that, while not pulling CumTown or Chapo numbers, likely nets him several thousands of dollars a month. He has, at least at some point in his life, earned a significant level of income for a man in his early to mid 20s. All that being said, he is still/once again living with his parents? Where did all of his money go?

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

Quinton has had multiple 1m+ view videos. He has a patreon that, while not pulling CumTown or Chapo numbers, likely nets him several thousands of dollars a month. He has, at least at some point in his life, earned a significant level of income for a man in his early to mid 20s. All that being said, he is still/once again living with his parents? Where did all of his money go?

simping for someone?

 

[Box Tie]

Quinton has had multiple 1m+ view videos. He has a patreon that, while not pulling CumTown or Chapo numbers, likely nets him several thousands of dollars a month. He has, at least at some point in his life, earned a significant level of income for a man in his early to mid 20s. All that being said, he is still/once again living with his parents? Where did all of his money go?

I could ask the same about MovieBob. Robert pulls in 5 grand on patreon alone, plus whatever he makes on YouTube, yet he continues to insist on living underground. Staying near his brother and niece is clearly a factor, but surely he can afford to buy a house somewhere nearby after all this time?

Same is true for Q. Either they're all DSP levels of "bad with money" or... honestly, its baffling.

 

[Ged!]

Staying near his brother and niece is clearly a factor, but surely he can afford to buy a house somewhere nearby after all this time?

Same is true for Q. Either they're all DSP levels of "bad with money" or... honestly, its baffling.

I mean, he can still be near his family if he just rents an apartment or house in the same area as them. I get that Quinton has some mental health issues, so I suppose that could be part of it. I understand that it's much more difficult for young people to move out from their parents' home now than it ever was before, and that's something I'm sympathetic to, but the economics for someone like Quinton in particular just never make any sense to me.

 

[Hymlenis572]

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oh no, as if homestuck couldn't be injected with any more soy

 

[Ged!]

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[Woke Blue Muttlema]

There was some speculation earlier on him sharing an apartment with someone "for at least a couple of months" after moving out. It would appear he is still living with someone, if he hasn't quietly slunk back to his parents house entirely.

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What kind of future does Q see for himself I wonder, he's hardly unique in being slow to leave the nest or relying on roommates to make rent but it isn't like his financial outlook is particularly rosy.

Does he think being a spineless clout chaser creating lukewarm content is going to start paying off if he just keeps at it?

It is something that was true at least a year ago. If he went back with his folks is something we are not sure about. He has been able to survive for over two years with this MO, who knows if he just appeals to the same people as NC.

Quinton has had multiple 1m+ view videos. He has a patreon that, while not pulling CumTown or Chapo numbers, likely nets him several thousands of dollars a month. He has, at least at some point in his life, earned a significant level of income for a man in his early to mid 20s. All that being said, he is still/once again living with his parents? Where did all of his money go?

I made the maths ages ago. He likely makes at the very least a little over 2k which he usually burns on acquiring stupid random shit from Ebay. He once planned a video on Jimmy Carter's peanut campaign and bought memorabilia for it (mentioned on his Fake Presidents video) and never used any.

 

[Ron Jeremy Stan Account]

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[Markorian]

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