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[Army Burger]

Because he's trained to live a long life.

He choo-choo chooses to eat healthy.

 

[FierceBrosnan]

If you look closely you can pinpoint the moment his heart rips in two.

Nothing gets chocolate out.

 

[TheClorax]

Cory in the House was the greatest anime of all time.

 

[Army Burger]

Nothing gets pizza sauce out.

You aren't trying hard enough I guess

 

[Dirt McGirt]

I hope @A Hot Pizza never comes back

 

[FierceBrosnan]

I totally agree. 100%

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

I totally agree. Michael Jackson deserved to die.

Low blow.

 

[Army Burger]

What a story, Mark!

You can say that again.

 

[RG 448]

Great blow.

Who’s your guy?

 

[FierceBrosnan]

Ninja cagematch?

Shit is like Royal Rumble in here!

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

Royal Tenenbaums is pretentious schlock.

Now you'll have those movie geeks after you.

 

[FierceBrosnan]

Freaks and Geeks was cancelled for terrible reasons and deserved another season.

Agreed. It was way better than Glee could ever hope to be.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

I'd fuck Paul Rudd.

Not if I get to him first.

 

[FierceBrosnan]

Let's have a 3way with Paul Rudd

Already called him and Paul is down to do this.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

Are you trying to steal Paul Rudd from me?

Yes, now you know my devious plan to steal Paul Rudd from you.

 

[FierceBrosnan]

Paul Rudd filed a restraining order against me and I need you help to get back in his pants.

Only if you tell me where you've hidden the diamonds.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

Them's fighting words. We'll fight to the death over Paul Rudd.

Come at me.

 

[FierceBrosnan]

Come in me.

Paul.... is that you?!

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

Paul McCartney was the worst Beatles member.

Wow, you're trying to piss off everyone aren't you.

 

[FierceBrosnan]

Ringo Starr is and will always be the best Beatle

How dare you! I will break you like Yoko Ono broke them.