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[Army Burger]

Tell me more.

Okay, it all started when...

 

[Somar]

Okay, it all started when I was born...

That's deep

 

[Army Burger]

That's the gayest shit I ever heard nigga

Well it's true

 

[Irwin M. Felcher]

Yeah, well... you're adopted.

God damn it, can't we even just have one peaceful dinner together like a family anymore?!

 

[Somar]

God damn it, can't we even just have one peaceful dinner without trying to kill each other?

Well isn't it good to be ourselves? "Points gun at you"

 

[Monolith]

Well isn't it good to be me? "Points gun at myself"

Film it. I want to watch.

 

[Clown Baby]

Film it. I want to rub one out.

Gross creepo, stop getting off on people's dead bodies

 

[Pina Colada]

I’m a gross creepo who gets off on people's dead bodies

Disgusting. I hope your dick rots.

 

[Irwin M. Felcher]

Disgusting. I hope your dick takes root and grows into a mighty tree.

I think something of that insult was lost in translation...

 

[TheClorax]

I think I’m in love with Chris

:horrifying:

 

[Somar]

It's good how everyone is so accepting of others feelings

 

[FierceBrosnan]

It's good how everyone is so accepting of feeling up others.

Agreed. The world needs more of the old slap n' tickle.

 

[Irwin M. Felcher]

Agreed. Take off your pants.

I can't, they're part of my character model.

 

[Somar]

I can't, they're part of my body.

Creepy

 

[Irwin M. Felcher]

Fashionable

So you might think, but the novelty gets old fast.

 

[TheClorax]

Any Creepypasta that’s got a fanbase is trash

That’s the first time you’ve been right all year.

 

[Somar]

That’s the first time I've been right all year.

Maybe if you're lucky you'll be right again this year.

 

[Irwin M. Felcher]

Maybe if you're lucky you'll be right again eventually.

whoa let's not get carried away here now

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

Carry on my wayward son. There'll be peace when you are done. Lay your weary head to rest. Don't you cry no more.

You have shitty taste in music.

 

[Dirt McGirt]

Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?

Why yes! Yes I do!