R.I.P. Red Lobster - Also Red Lobster General

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Mr. Manchester said:
Back when I was in college I had a summer job at Red Lobster just doing basic kitchen stuff. It was pretty cool because they let you grab a cheddar biscuit right from the tray whenever you wanted. It was also kind of gross because you're throwing out shellfish.

I don't know why people are surprised that they're marketing to black people though. Black people have always loved Red Lobster, probably really loved the endless shrimp thing. The servers knew that really well because they never tipped lol.
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Must be somewhere in the midwest because black people wouldn't be caught dead eating at Red Lobster where I live.

Not when you can pull up at some random hood nigger's house and get a $20 plate. Cash only, sketchy as fuck, fresh caught, has actual flavor.
 
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Xarpho's Return said:
Chili's, TGI Friday's, and Applebee's were all once super-trendy hot chains that had lines out the door in their heyday.
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Yep, I remember going to TGI Friday's with my family in the mid-80s when I was a kid. One memory sticks out. Back then they had cocktail menu for adults, and then if there were kids in the party, they'd have one for them too of various mixed drinks for kids, which was just as big. I remember the Peppermint milkshake drink being my personal favorite. Also, they had a lot of ferns there for some reason. At some point in the late 80s-early 90s they got rid of it. The kids drinks, not the ferns.
 
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PhoBingas said:
Never in my 30+X years on this planet have I seen anyone or heard of anyone going to a Long John Silver's. They've got to be a front for something... Like there's got to be some menu item you order and they hand you a quarter ounce of blow.
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It might be a front for sex trafficking well-endowed men. Long John is code for Big Dick.
 
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Xarpho's Return said:
That's exactly how my local LJS shut down, actually.
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That's fuckin' great! No LJS in my town, but years ago when weed was still illegal there was a Tim Hortons in my town that didn't get shut down, but somebody got busted for selling pot doing the same thing.
 
Red Lobster. It's gotten the job done in a pinch when I've had family around town for the holidays. We've rented out a table more than once on Thanksgiving. I'm not gonna pretend like its fine dining or anything, but I'm honestly a little sad to see it go. Lots of medium sized restaurants like that are going down the tubes. I guess the future is a Panera bread on every corner. Light weight shit. Whatever though- all goyslop is created equal.
 
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PhoBingas said:
Never in my 30+X years on this planet have I seen anyone or heard of anyone going to a Long John Silver's. They've got to be a front for something... Like there's got to be some menu item you order and they hand you a quarter ounce of blow.
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Only people I know who love that place are either borderline elderly or terminally elderly.
 
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PhoBingas said:
Never in my 30+X years on this planet have I seen anyone or heard of anyone going to a Long John Silver's. They've got to be a front for something... Like there's got to be some menu item you order and they hand you a quarter ounce of blow.
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You're telling me you've never heard of conspiracy theory of LJS and Johnny Boones cornbread mafia?
 
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