You know what, I'm bored so I'm gonna drop a massive powerlevel here: I used to lurk /r9k/ just because it was full of stuff that made me laugh. Granted, I didn't lurk it consistently. More like once a week maybe. Maybe, at best. I just tried to see if I could dig the screencap up and I just don't have it, so here's a story on a thread without one I guess that I lovingly remember:
The short and sweet version was, a jobless anon on /r9k/ made a thread complaining that his brother was dating a black woman and they were staying at his parents' house, saving up their money from their middle class jobs to get into their own apartment after a couple of months. The OP in question was a self-proclaimed college student who severely hated black people, legitimately thought that no black person could get a job without affirmative action, as well as that no black person could be in any real high profile position like say, CEO of a company, that his parents should succumb to his whims and do what he wants because he believed he was going to make a six figure income or something to fully support them right out of college, and on top of spending essays worth of posts expressing all this, also spent essays worth of posts complaining about how his brother's black girlfriend forgot to lock the bathroom door and he found it very rude and uncivilized of her to not stop peeing when he walked in on her.
Well that wasn't short at all! Here though, while digging through a lot of random shit I found this gem, have it:
