Ralphabankruptcy Arc - "Where'd all the money go?"

[Cucktry Roads]

Per DSP, all lolcows must declare bankruptcy at least once in their life. Recently, some information has come out that Ralph is going through bankruptcy proceedings. Here is the meme going around.


Some info going around, dunno if true:
-Ralph is considered too poor to get child support for Rosie.
-Ralph will need to get papa's crackerjack box ring valued.
-Ralph apparently illegally owes best buy 3k for computers.
-Ralph has been using a playstation credit card.
-Ralph apparenty gave the sacred Ralph Family Swampland to Uncle clyve(so it can't be sold or taken), OR it has already been repo'd.

After all this, we're left wander: Where did all the money go?

 

[Beavis]

That’s nawt truuuuu

I bet it’s YOU who’s goin through bankruptcy.

 

[Climaxing Sunset]

Time to fill up some job applications Ralph.

Just imagine, Ralph getting his first real job at age 39

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Declaring bankruptcy isn’t the end many think it is. All it really does as far as I know is allow your debt to become more manageable when you can’t manage shit.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Kiwi Farms is one of the most educational websites on the internet. I look forward to the exciting opportunity to learn all about how an American bankruptcy works and see it compared to other lolcow case studies like the previously mentioned DSP. All I know is that they don't eliminate student loan debt.

 

[AltisticRight]

Just imagine, Ralph getting his first real job at age 39

No one will hire him.

Ethan Ralph also has that ugly red Nissan subprime box he must pay at least $700 a month to keep. He's such trash.

There was also that incredibly gay Elvis wedding and some $1600+ garbage belt he ordered. Who in their right mind spends that much money on a fake wrasslin belt?

At least he has 2 cats, a worthless gold-plated nickel ring with zirconia rocks, and the bowling trophy.

 

[Axiom.]

How can someone be in debt to Best Buy for 3 grand?

 

[Cucktry Roads]

How can someone be in debt to Best Buy for 3 grand?

Gunt finds a way.

 

[Overwritten Tapes]

How can someone be in debt to Best Buy for 3 grand?

Retardation. I used to work with a guy who rented a bunch of furniture, moved, and stopped paying. They called the workplace a few times and he would answer and pretend he was the owner and tell them that he didn't work there anymore.

 

[Near]

DSP already proved that bankruptcy means absolutely fuckall. And he got a generous half a million dollar gift from the government.

Ralph's a stupid fuck but I doubt they will slap him with a chapter 11.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Ralph couldn’t afford to file for bankruptcy and is too stupid to do so anyhow. The man couldn’t even file taxes for years. He’s had various mailing addresses at Harry’s, Sisco’s, Richmond rental, probably Evan’s nursing home, etc…Ralph couldn’t even piece together all the petty fraud and paperwork to file for bankruptcy.

Ralph has no assets to try to protect so no reason to bother with bankruptcy. Ralph isn’t successful enough for bankruptcy lmao.

Ralphamale’s financial strategy is to run up debts, lie to get any credit possible extended by committing petty fraud, overdraw accounts, and then ignore all the constant collection notices, calls and court orders that result from it all.

I bet everyone of Ralph’s unfortunate relatives get skip traced calls looking for Gunt at least twice a month even though they haven’t seen or spoken to Gunt in years.

 

[.iota.]

Where did all the money go?

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Declaring bankruptcy isn’t the end many think it is. All it really does as far as I know is allow your debt to become more manageable when you can’t manage shit.

Ralph could be forced to sell assets, and more importantly he would find getting new lines of credit basically impossible.

Given Ralph borrows like a retard even when he is making good money it will be an unknown for him.

He will cheer on no having to pay back his credit cards, but I have a suspicion he's going to be minus a truck if he really is bankrupt.

 

[Anti Snigger]

Ralph already jacked off on stream, who knows how much of THE KING rubbed off on him. That is to say, I think there’s a chance he squeaks through

IONSCAREBISH

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Not sure about the swamp land but as of 2:43AM West Memphis Time he's still two years delinquent on daddy's crack shack and it's still in his name. (which means it's going to get auctioned off by the county this year)
Unfortunately Evan gets fucked by this as well, since it's in both their names. I suppose a wigger who doesn't care about his dying mother would give a fuck about his brother who was born with the inability to take care of himself. He didn't cultivate his shit life like his actually retarded older brother Ralph.


The house is a complete tear down, it's not livable so it's only worth the land it's on. It's worth more than a PeePaw's Ring, but less than an Alienware ezbake oven.

 

[Red flaming panda]

At this point Ralph would benefit from going back to prison. At least he would have a roof on his head and food. Oh sure, the inmates would try to rape/kill him, but anything is better then dying in Mexico.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

How can someone be in debt to Best Buy for 3 grand?

For 2 computers too. I could see one, but 2 shitboxes of Dells? Imagine going into debt, not paying that debt, and then going into bankruptcy over absolute dogshit

 

[Asian tech support]

I had no idea a playstation credit card was a thing. That's the most wigger thing I've ever heard of.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Ethan Ralph also has that ugly red Nissan subprime box he must pay at least $700 a month to keep. He's such trash.

The only worthwhile thing on that Gay Red Nissan Truck is the V8. Everything else is scrap metal. He should have gone for a old truck that came with a V8 ( probably more reliable too), and buy it out right for like 5k if he was dead set on a truck that's going to drink gas like water, which no doubt has contributed to his financial woes.

 

[Muppetstudios]

Wonder how much he's in debt to drug dealers?