Containment Random Chris Updates

[Rikka Takarada 2]

I mean to be fair. Would any job even want to hire Chris even if he seeked one out?

I'm sure there are plenty of jobs that would hire him since he doesn't have any felonies (yet), but they'd probably fire him just as quickly when he inevitably threw a tantrum over actually having to work; not being acknowledged as a Goddess; etc.

 

[Slowinthemind]

I wonder, can you actually measure the depth of Chris' autism?!

I propose a system for measuring the tism, we can measure it in micro-chan.

 

[PT 940]

I'm sure there are plenty of jobs that would hire him since he doesn't have any felonies (yet), but they'd probably fire him just as quickly when he inevitably threw a tantrum over actually having to work; not being acknowledged as a Goddess; etc.

The pronoun thing would get out of hand fast too, I'm sure

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

The pronoun thing would get out of hand fast too, I'm sure

Can you imagine Chris setting up a kissing booth while he's supposed to be mopping up floors?

 

[PT 940]

Can you imagine Chris setting up a kissing booth while he's supposed to be mopping up floors?

If he mops up between kisses he'll be cleaning all day

 

[praktica]

Chris could possibly make bucks giving talks at colleges about cyber bullying and trolling seeing as he is the textbook example.

However he'd have to be able to string a coherent scentence together, stay on topic and also acknowledge his part in initiating and encouraging the trolling so it's never going to happen.

 

[PT 940]

Chris could possibly make bucks giving talks at colleges about cyber bullying and trolling seeing as he is the textbook example.

However he'd have to be able to string a coherent scentence together, stay on topic and also acknowledge his part in initiating and encouraging the trolling so it's never going to happen.

I was just imagining him asking for extra chairs for his harem so they could be at the front of the room with him lol

If Chris Chan, DSP and the Time Cube guy (Gene Ray) did a day-long college lecture that would be the greatest trolling day ever!!!

 

[praktica]

I was just imagining him asking for extra chairs for his harem so they could be at the front of the room with him lol

If Chris Chan, DSP and the Time Cube guy (Gene Ray) did a day-long college lecture that would be the greatest trolling day ever!!!

Speaker: Thank you Chris for those fascinating insights, now does anyone have any questions?

Audience (in unison): JULAAAAAY!!!

 

[Cedric_Eff]

What if Chris was the designer of the Boeing 737MAX?

 

[Army Burger]

What if Chris was the designer of the Boeing 737MAX?

He'd shit himself and do nothing once he heard about the accidents

 

[Cedric_Eff]

You know it’s pride month when the “goddess” proclaims it.

 

[Arthur Calwell]

I was just imagining him asking for extra chairs for his harem so they could be at the front of the room with him lol

If Chris Chan, DSP and the Time Cube guy (Gene Ray) did a day-long college lecture that would be the greatest trolling day ever!!!

Time Cube guy is dead

 

[PT 940]

Time Cube guy is dead

Yeah I know. But if he was still around it would have been amazing

 

[Tam Tam The Beluga 1986]

It looks like CWC finally used the Snapchat filter.

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The Dogs are only seven years old but the premature gray hairs may show how poorly treated they are by Chris and Barb.

 

[Tikbalang]

I miss the time when he has to defend himself that he's straight

 

[Rungle]

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Dillon M Johnson
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307 Mesa Court
Glenn Heights TX 75154
DOB December 24, 1993 (age 25)

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https://www.facebook.com/tammyjohnson04 (http://archive.li/mVER5)
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Why does the fat autist always attract a fat autist?

 

[Tikbalang]

Why does the fat autist always attract a fat autist?

Like stand users, are fated to meet each other

 

[Cedric_Eff]

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I miss the time when he has to defend himself that he's straight

Chris’s responses to jokes are really really flat. Like not even deadpan.

 

[RustyNail(her)]

Chris could possibly make bucks giving talks at colleges about cyber bullying and trolling seeing as he is the textbook example.

However he'd have to be able to string a coherent scentence together, stay on topic and also acknowledge his part in initiating and encouraging the trolling so it's never going to happen.

Chris does love talking about himself though. He would easily find a way to ruin it and probably get banned from the premises

 

[Banh Xeo]

Look ma, I r on da Tvs.

He tries to lick imaginary vagina and rubs his man-tits. How long until he troons out?

How long till this asshole makes an account here?
I was suspect about his egg video as I've seen 14 BLC in person, and the grass and trees seemed different in his video. Def not what I think of when I think Virginia. What levels of tism have we encountered that someone faked egging a lolcows home.... what the hell was the endgame here?

Is throwing food at buildings a sign of severe autism?

That, or some really good acid