Containment Random Chris Updates

[Argh My Cigar]

I think you're right, Chris's grammar never ceases to amaze me. Instead of a simple "Even for me", Chris has to play around with sentence structure and phrasing to appear smarter, only to make himself look like more of a retard

Chris never heard the phrase “brevity is the soul of wit.”

 

[Tikbalang]

Chris was playing Pokemon Go near some church.

It's quite odd that Chris goes outside just to play a game. People back then he doesn't give items.

• If he uses the car, he's wasting gas
• If he's walking, that's effort right there

The former is more believable. He should play this pokeman game instead

 

[Aldora]

Chris was playing Pokemon Go near some church.

Maybe. Niantic have made some changes to GO to make it easier to play from home, one example is that your buddy Pokémon can bring gifts and items from places around you.

 

[Naamaleipuri]

Chris was playing Pokemon Go near some church.

HOLY SHIT SONICHU! Way to enslave your brethren!
I guess he just thinks they are below him, as they aren't able to talk so they don't have feelings. Just like Chris' dogs.
I always knew that Sonichu was just as wile and evil as his father.

 

[bisterjeans]

It's quite odd that Chris goes outside just to play a game. People back then he doesn't give items.

• If he uses the car, he's wasting gas
• If he's walking, that's effort right there

The former is more believable. He should play this pokeman game instead

There was an event going on (which he paid to join) ((15$ to be exact))

 

[Chan Fan]

Maybe. Niantic have made some changes to GO to make it easier to play from home, one example is that your buddy Pokémon can bring gifts and items from places around you.

This. Also if you drive by slow enough you can usually collect from a spin without stopping your car. You never have to loiter anywhere to play now. You can even do raids from your own home. COVID has done some fun things for this game. And yeah lots of churches have stops but at least no schools do :p Chris sends a lot of gifts from that church so it's got to be nearby or as @Aldora stated it's near enough to just have gifts sent to you to send to others

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

Chris has to play around with sentence structure and phrasing to appear smarter, only to make himself look like more of a retard

He is not even keeping his bullshit straight, since "Sonichu" is supposed to be chill and direct, and the pompous, pedantic twats are Magichan and himself.

Chris never heard the phrase “brevity is the soul of wit.”

I think it's safe to say that if something hasn't been on a cartoon, Chris has never heard of it.

 

[Fapcop]

I think it's safe to say that if something hasn't been on a cartoon, Chris has never heard of it.

Unless it has been on TV anytime the past 60 years.

One of Chris’s quirks (and one of the ways you could tell he was raised by people in their 60ies) was his intimate familiarity with ooooold shit on TV.

Lucille Ball? Red Skelton? Most people Chris’s age or a decade older would have no idea who they are, except for maybe hearing the name once or twice.

Chris? Have been known to do entire comedy routines by them.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Chris was playing Pokemon Go near some church.

God, could you imagine going past there and seeing a sweaty, out of breath Chris, all decked out in his homemade clothing, holding a phone up and cackling to himself, shrieking and laughing?

I guess if he does it enough, he may as well be R-ville's "Leather Man", and getting good at living outside when he eventually loses the house.

 

[CwChalk]

God, could you imagine going past their and seeing a sweaty, out of breath Chris, all decked out in his homemade clothing, holding a phone up and cackling to himself, shrieking and laughing?

God is a n00b to Chris, He probably doesn't even have His own electric hedgehog pokemon. God is a hater troll, and needs to get on Chris' level.

 

[Fapcop]

God, could you imagine going past their and seeing a sweaty, out of breath Chris, all decked out in his homemade clothing, holding a phone up and cackling to himself, shrieking and laughing?

I guess if he does it enough, he may as well be R-ville's "Leather Man", and getting good at living outside when he eventually loses the house.

You’re being far too optimistic with the whole “Chris holding his phone” thing.

Chris doesn’t have “a phone”. He has a dedicated board for Pokémon Go. A board with like 3 phones and iPod Touch’s on it.

Chris trying to take the easy route and shortcuts? I know, shocker right?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Chris never heard the phrase “brevity is the soul of wit.”

Or he did, but Goosebumps was far more interesting at the time.

 

[Tikbalang]

Chris is breaking character by not correcting Myers

He's been into pokeman GO. The game has something that most pokeman games don't, Augmented Reality.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

[first CWC tweet]

"ACKCHYUALLY..."

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris is breaking character by not correcting Myers
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He's been into pokeman GO. The game has something that most pokeman games don't, Augmented Reality.
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Weens, contact Mary Lee to congratulate her.

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

I found a picture I snuck of the rock collection!

 

[{o}P II]

I found a picture I snuck of the rock collection!

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If this was not an established user this would result in dox and widespread mocking

 

[CwChalk]

I found a picture I snuck of the rock collection!

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Sheez, he was carrying those around his neck? If he added more he'd have to turn the medallion into a pin.

 

[Mr. 0]

I found a picture I snuck of the rock collection!

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@Marvin it's official the Man in the Pickle Suit has to come out of retirement to lift the bag of rocks from chris's neck and run off while shouting @JULAY

what's he gonna do, waddle over and beat your ass huck rocks at you?

 

[A Grey Cat]

Chris is breaking character by not correcting Myers
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He's been into pokeman GO. The game has something that most pokeman games don't, Augmented Reality.
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As kiwi farms resident horror fan that tranny Michael Myers co-opting of the shape pisses me off to no end