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The weirdo who interviewed Chris should have asked him to explain jokes and comedy. I can't wrap my head about Chris' understanding of humor.
Subconcious Offense said:
I don't see any of Hitler's art becoming famous even after killing 6 million Jews. Sonichu on the other hand is known around the world and he only ran over 1 Jew and maced some employee.
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Hitler's art goes for thousands while Chris can barely get people to pay $50 for a limited edition half-clay figure when he artificially constrains the market. I don't see the Blachu amiibo becoming desirable even after Chris passes away in 70 years. He is outside of outsider art.
 
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idosometimes said:
He is outside of outsider art.
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Anything Outsider (of Outsider) implies an immense amount of talent with little to no formal teaching. Chris had formal teaching and is still worse than most children in relation to technique and result. I would describe Chris' art as
"Extraterrestrial Hillbilly on Acid" (TM)
 
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Kartoffel said:
The Chris of now definitely, I don't think his atsimu is strong enough to warrant an extermination, because he could in theory live almost autonomous if society would force him to, but his tranny way of life would definitly fall under the category "entartet" and earn him a cozy place in a camp.

Classic-Chris would be a tiny bit more safe but probably end as cannon fodder.
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assuming he didn't do anything that would enrage his superiors, but I think he'd be shot for something like desertion because at best he'd shit his pants at the first gunshot
 
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Melkor said:
I... I don't get it. I really don't get it.
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you and me both

Rokko said:
Tumbleweeds rolling, crickets chirping. Thats whats going on in his brain most of the time...
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personally I thought his mind was an electrician's/ IT technician's nightmare of infinitely tangled wires. but that is probably the best way I can picture his mind.
 
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CWCissey said:
Yeah it's not like the current womanly touch Germany is getting is controversial at best, nein?
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Eh, it would be also controversial if Angie had choosen the opposite path. Both major ways to deal with the crisis are kind of shitty - but that's the world we live in, not black and white but more grey and gray.

What I don't like about the "woman's touch"-talking by Chris is his ineptitude in displaying it. Not every woman is ultra pedantic with cleaniness of their rooms but I'd think most would be clever enought to keep the space they use as backdrop for their webvideos not only clean and tidy but arranged in a visual pleasing way.
Compared to now even a simple blank wall with nothing else would be a better backdrop for Chris. Then at least you couldn't speculate about his toys and room-hygiene anymore.
On the other hand the current background does provide a useful diversion so that your brain doesn't melt in view of his radiating persona.

nvrwastetree said:
Christopher Christian "Christine" Ricardo kaka apple crisp Weston Chandler. I wonder how he would fare in Marine Corp Basic Training.
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If that's a pun with the German "Kacka" I like it. :)
"Kacka" is an infantile form for "Kacke". And "Kacke" is one of the German words for "Shit".
 
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