Containment Random Chris Updates

[Mariposa Electrique]

I wonder if Barb or Chris still drive that 2002 Dodge Caravan? amazing how a Chrysler product managed to last for almost 20 years. My parents had a few Chrysler vehicles from new to only a few years old, and it scared them away into hondas and mazdas.

They have no choice but to drive that shitter into the ground.

 

[Tam Tam The Beluga 1986]

They have no choice but to drive that shitter into the ground.

they're too stupid to realize that Japanese cars are more reliable and keep buying american junk lol.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

they're too stupid to realize that Japanese cars are more reliable and keep buying american junk lol.

Lol, I bet it smells like piss and BO. As usual, Chris is the wrong type of patriotic.

 

[shadhardblogger19]

"Snowed in yet again on the east side of the US? Why not chill with Mr. Plow on Disney+; Season 4, Episode 9. Wish Moby’s hip hop take on the jingle was on iTunes."
Hmm... I wonder if Chris had a Disney+ account.

 

[Exceptional Chimp]

"I'm essentially cured of autism"

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Chris looks like the poster child of a Nazi euthanasia program: "This life unworthy of life has cost the taxpayer $250,000 with no benefit to society."

At this point we're just waiting for Barb to merge with Dimension 666, aren't we?

 

[Abarefiller]

"Snowed in yet again on the east side of the US? Why not chill with Mr. Plow on Disney+; Season 4, Episode 9. Wish Moby’s hip hop take on the jingle was on iTunes."
Hmm... I wonder if Chris had a Disney+ account.

I wonder if Chris is the type of retard that will pay for every streaming service as long as it has a single show he might watch, instead of pirating it like a normal person.

Then again, Chris is so blindly loyal to brands, I doubt he'd even consider it.

 

[ABE LINN COHN]

I wonder if Chris is the type of retard that will pay for every streaming service as long as it has a single show he might watch, instead of pirating it like a normal person.

Then again, Chris is so blindly loyal to brands, I doubt he'd even consider it.

He buys DLC for games he doesn't even OWN.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris is following (but not yet subscribed to) some psychic who set up a new Patreon, "Molly The Medium", who's offering personalized psychic messages.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

Chris is following (but not yet subscribed to) some psychic who set up a new Patreon, "Molly The Medium", who's offering personalized psychic messages.

That’s pretty much exactly what I would have expected that person to look like.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Don‘t be cocky says the self proclaimed goddess:

 

[cockaine]

"Some people will never like you because your spirit irritates their demons" is definitely an idea a karen would latch onto to try and justify their isufferable personality.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris is following (but not yet subscribed to) some psychic who set up a new Patreon, "Molly The Medium", who's offering personalized psychic messages.

Remember when Chris claimed to be an all knowing psychic? Why does he have to sit in line with the rest of the morons and throw money at some bored housewife trying to support her out of work, lazy husbando?!

Don‘t be cocky says the self proclaimed goddess:
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This Christian Love Day won't be a good omen for Chris.

 

[No_one]

Chris is following (but not yet subscribed to) some psychic who set up a new Patreon, "Molly The Medium", who's offering personalized psychic messages.

Why would a literal goddess do that? I mean if Chris seeks validation of his mumbo-jumbo Age of Sonichu beliefs, someone could say that he's not a goddess, the merge is not coming, tazing himself is not the best idea or he isn't an electric-hedgehog-pokemon-pony-C64-princess. How will he cope then?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

How will he cope then?

With Joe Biden brand Copium, which is only available at soup kitchens, abortion clinics, and where ever dark people gather.

 

[Spez]

Chris Love Day feels like it only exists because Chris has so much spite against valentines day because of his multiple rejections so he created his own holiday out of cope

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris Love Day feels like it only exists because Chris has so much spite against valentines day because of his multiple rejections so he created his own holiday out of cope

It should be renamed, "Christian Dying Alone Day". Can you imagine Chris seething at being denied a romantic relationship with a fuck mommy as his god given right instead of realizing what a hideous monster he is? Typical incel male.

 

[Governor Jeb Bush]

Has anyone ever calculated how much Tug Boat Chris has received in his lifetime?

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

Has anyone ever calculated how much Tug Boat Chris has received in his lifetime?

I can't say someone has, but we know he's spent the 100% of it that his parents didn't take.

 

[A Grey Cat]

godamn chirs i like Xanadu and recently gave ONJ props for defending Grease against the woke mobs who tried to cancel it. Why just fucking why?

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Chris is following (but not yet subscribed to) some psychic who set up a new Patreon, "Molly The Medium", who's offering personalized psychic messages.

Is Chris also going to offer psychic readings/messages in his patreon for more money?