Containment Random Chris Updates

[DangDirtyTrolls]

Ah, now this makes much more sense.

 

[The Fool]

fuck this I'm not even going to pretend to know what's going on anymore.

 

[Cumuppance]

I hate weebs.

 

[CWC spells Master Duel]

Rest in fucking Outer Heaven Uzume

 

[Ido]

Burn the animu.

 

[Aldora]

I do believe in fairies, I do, I do!

 

[The Man With No Name]

Uzume is hiding in Outer Heaven right now

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Even fictional imaginary friends can't take Chris for more than a few days.

 

[Keine]

I hate weebs.

Does Chris even count as a weeaboo? His interest in anime and Japan has been passing at best. He'll latch back onto MLP or whatever when something else catches his attention.

The fact that he's currently obsessed with something as Japanese as Neptunia seems kind of incidental because he usually doesn't subscribe to much weeb/anime culture beyond liking Sailor Moon.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

So I think Chris is trying to say that the ending to The Dark Crystal happened, except a mysterious substance known as Share Energy is involved.

 

[Ray Streip]

Well that surely is a relief, I was totally worried there for a second when he shat himself and did nothing while sperging about videogame characters for a couple of days, really gripping stuff

 

[MG 620]

Chris has said and done a lot of batshit nonsense, but this whole thing was really pushing it. Taking bets on how long it takes him to truly go off the deep end of insanity.

This could be linked with Barb's declining state? They are one and the same blob, Chris and Barb.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

This isn't the last we're going to hear of this, he'll dedicate a whole issue of Sonichu to it and it will be gloriously exceptional :autism:

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I wish Chris would have gone to church and done this

Spoiler

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

So, what will possess Chris next?

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

I find it hilarious that even imaginary video game girls dump Chris in a matter of days. Even anime/video game gal pals troll Chris.

 

[Done]

Somehow, the most baffling part of this post to me was Chris name-dropping Outer Heaven. Has he actually played Metal Gear?

He did make a terrible Metal Gear level in LittleBigPlanet.

 

[WW 635]

Wtf did I just read? Late development schizophrenia ramblings?

 

[Picnic_Boy]

So, what will possess Chris next?

Fingerhut.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

What the fuck is going on, who's the loli, and what the hell is he talking about?