Containment Random Chris Updates

[Vorhtbame]

Nigga, why u lie?
So Chris is obviously not aware that Christ is a surename and has nothing to do with St. Christopher, which is a popular name amongst the ranks of white trash, who should never had sex in their 50s.

It's not even a surname; it's a title. Greek "Christos", meaning "Anointed/Chosen One".

And while I'm at it: "Christopher" means "bearing/carrying Christ", and "Christian" means approximately "belonging to [like property] Christ."

 

[Optimus Prime]

...all I got out of this is that maybe he just watched a Family Guy episode where they're shitting on a character named Chris (is that the idiot son? I feel like he's the only one whose name I legitimately can't remember) and Chris put up this word salad about how great his name is.

 

[wellthathappened]

Chris put up this word salad about how great his name is.

Explaining why god would speak through a faulty animatronic bear would probably be word salad.

 

[WorldsSmartestManRonOTool]

Chris' clever sentiments are about as well thought out and inspiring as an 80 year old's dusty queef.

and 14 Branchland Court is your one stop shopping.

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

The name "Chris" sounds greasy somehow.

Because it's the beginning of "Crisco".

 

[NiggoFiggo]

That was pure distilled austimo with a splash of ego

 

[MY 405]

“Don’t change your name” from the guy who changed his name because of a bear and then again when he became a lesbian (you know “gay” Christine).

 

[LazloChalos]

readable

Being readable did not make this any less of a punishment on my brain cells.

I could translate his posts, but I'd probably get yelled at. Mostly because every post I translate would emd up being Otter's rant:

 

[Orkeosaurus]

It's kind of cute how Chris still thinks everything Seth Mcfarlane puts on family guy is his true and honest opinion, not to mention the fact that the jokes have been mostly written by a conference room of writers for the last decade at least.

“Don’t change your name” from the guy who changed his name because of a bear and then again when he became a lesbian (you know “gay” Christine).

Chris' obsession with his base name really makes me wonder if he would have transitioned had his name not been something less androgynous, like I dunno, David.

 

[zap2theextreme]

Chris has always been obsessed with his name. Spelling backwards, forwards, and dozens of different permutations (Christopher, Christian, Christine) along with the obsession with his CWC initials and different nicknames.

 

[alterid]

Chris has always been obsessed with his name. Spelling backwards, forwards, and dozens of different permutations (Christopher, Christian, Christine) along with the obsession with his CWC initials and different nicknames.

It baffles me that he didn't switch to 'Christina' since it's an anagram of 'Christian'. Wasted fucking opportunity.

 

[Krispum Western Chumbler]

CHINA... is a cooler name.

 

[Positron]

CHINA... is a cooler name.

You don't say.

 

[James Howlett]

Being readable did not make this any less of a punishment on my brain cells.

I could translate his posts, but I'd probably get yelled at. Mostly because every post I translate would emd up being Otter's rant:

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What the fuck is going on in this post? Please tell me this is fake. (I'm not going to look at Chris's Twitter for obvious reasons.)

 

[LazloChalos]

What the fuck is going on in this post? Please tell me this is fake. (I'm not going to look at Chris's Twitter for obvious reasons.)

Its true and honest content.

Probably Idea Guy #5 got bored and started just ruining his twitter for shits and giggles...

 

[UptownRuckus]

I always did think Chris was our Lord and Savior.

I just didn't think he would have to come out and confirm it.



Fuck that

 

[littleomega]

The only "cool" chris I've ever known is the true and honest CWC

 

[littleomega]

Also, oh my god did chris just compare himself to Jesus? Narcissism at it's finest.

 

[Apocalypso]

He's a Christ?

("this world's god" makes me do a thunk. Are the CPUs inter-stellar?)

So Chris is cool because Christ is 83,66% Chris and it is a very artistic (autistic?) name?

Jesus Chris Superstar

 

[MahFibro!]

“Don’t change your name” from the guy who changed his name because of a bear and then again when he became a lesbian (you know “gay” Christine).

He didn't even really need to change his name a second time, either - as, looking it up, Christain is a sexually ambiguous name; it's just more commonly used as a boys name these days.

It's kind of cute how Chris still thinks everything Seth Mcfarlane puts on family guy is his true and honest opinion, not to mention the fact that the jokes have been mostly written by a conference room of writers for the last decade at least.

Probably because most everything CWC puts in his own creations (unless influenced by trolls) are his true/honest opinion; ergo - the same must apply for everyone who creates anything in any media format.