Containment Random Chris Updates

[A Grey Cat]

I for one cannot wait to see his new and improved autism tutorial in minecraft, now featuring the DLC: the CPU goddess tutorial!

Fucking hell that tutorial. Nothing but Chris grandstanding and going on and on about how "oh woe is me! I have no friends no girls will hug me all cause I'm radioactive ugly! I did fund it kinda funny how the ps eye camera picked up his already overly expressive facial expressions and body language amd translated them into in even more cartoons sackboy animations.

Chris got terminal TDS from all the snowflakes he followed on social media.

His social circles were originally apolitical or neutral but as we went deeper into clown world ot became a case of "you're either with us or against us." And in order to stay on the good graces of said social circles he pretty much had to parrot the tuck frump mentality.

Russia was already hated so he thought he could easily exploit it for his own anti G5 crusade and everybody would listen to him.

Part of me believes Chris is somewhat are that he's currently the most hated person on the internet, so he tries deflecting his infamy onto something else .

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

I'm not sure if anyone else missed it, but I learned from the CWCki that Chris backed into a semi truck in March of 2021. He had to temporarily repair it with plastic sheets and duct tape, but by the time of his arrest four months later, the trunk door had been repaired. Who paid for the repair?

I guess at that time I wasn't following Chris too closely, everything exploded with the #CHRISCHANDIDWHAT tweets.

Barb would later wreck the vehicle in November of the same year by driving it into a semi truck, I assume a different one.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

I'm not sure if anyone else missed it, but I learned from the CWCki that Chris backed into a semi truck in March of 2021. He had to temporarily repair it with plastic sheets and duct tape, but by the time of his arrest four months later, the trunk door had been repaired. Who paid for the repair?

I guess at that time I wasn't following Chris too closely, everything exploded with the #CHRISCHANDIDWHAT tweets.

Barb would later wreck the vehicle in November of the same year by driving it into a semi truck, I assume a different one.

Yeah, Chris never treats his vehicles right.
Chevrolet Aveo? One of the mirrors is broken and it's overdue for an oil change.

 

[King Kiwi]

Yeah, Chris never treats his vehicles right.
Chevrolet Aveo? One of the mirrors is broken and it's overdue for an oil change.

Oh Chris! Change your oil man. You do not want to know what happens when you don't change your oil...

God, this tard. The van must have been on its last wheels when Babs t-boned it.

People please change your oil. I mean I'm sure you do but just in case please do.

 

[King Metalia]

I for one cannot wait to see his new and improved autism tutorial in minecraft, now featuring the DLC: the CPU goddess tutorial!

Will The CPU Goddess tutorial be every bit as retarded as the autism tutorial?

Noice, thank you. I just remembered he also replied to that account's pinned tweet a few months ago with his usual copypasta
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Interestingly he did that the very next day after sending the DM.

Does this mean that Chris is part of The Bourgeoisie?

 

[curgesjkat]

Will The CPU Goddess tutorial be every bit as retarded as the autism tutorial?

Does this mean that Chris is part of The Bourgeoisie?

it'll be even more retarded, with chris trooning all over the place. No, he's too much of a tard to know what the bourgeoisie is

 

[Ammyterasu]

I just remembered that VHS listing of Chris' allegedly original Animal Crossing playthrough, it seems it successfully sold for almost 100 bucks including shipping after 34 bids.



I haven't see anyone online claiming to be the "winner", so far.

 

[Robert Edwin House]

woah i wonder if that vhs will ever see the light of day

 

[Black Yoshi]

woah i wonder if that vhs will ever see the light of day

I think it's a scam

 

[Ammyterasu]

Nothing much, a redditor visited Branchland Court on June 19th

Coming back from a camping trip I made the decision to see Chris' old house. Couldn't say much, the backyard was shaded and the ground covered in leaves. Barb wasn't home. No cars in the driveway either. Interesting to see how the green window shutters have faded from previous pictures. It's also a sad reminder of the fire too. Pretty cool pit stop overall.

 

[King Kiwi]

Nothing much, a redditor visited Branchland Court on June 19th
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I like trees but someone needs a haircut.

 

[BootlegPopeye]

I think it's a scam

"Charlottesville, North Carolina".

Yup, scam, and a bad one at that.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Nothing much, a redditor visited Branchland Court on June 19th
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I swung past there about two/three weeks ago and Barb was on the porch just sitting. I didn't pull in because once again, every time I go down to Branchland, there's a police car in that neighborhood at someone's house.

One weird thing was that the whole neighborhood didn't have that miasma shadow type feeling. It's like in Temple of Doom when Indy gets the magic rocks back and the village grows healthy plants and looks nice.

 

[King Kiwi]

I swung past there about two/three weeks ago and Barb was on the porch just sitting. I didn't pull in because once again, every time I go down to Branchland, there's a police car in that neighborhood at someone's house.

One weird thing was that the whole neighborhood didn't have that miasma shadow type feeling. It's like in Temple of Doom when Indy gets the magic rocks back and the village grows healthy plants and looks nice.

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Looks like she's living alone. I guess you haven't seen Chris or anyone else visiting or you would have mentioned it.

It makes you wonder just how 'with it' she is.

 

[FinnSven]

I swung past there about two/three weeks ago and Barb was on the porch just sitting. I didn't pull in because once again, every time I go down to Branchland, there's a police car in that neighborhood at someone's house.

One weird thing was that the whole neighborhood didn't have that miasma shadow type feeling. It's like in Temple of Doom when Indy gets the magic rocks back and the village grows healthy plants and looks nice.

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Why do police cars stop you?

Do you drive down there to see if you can consent accident Barb?

 

[SCRAM]

Why do police cars stop you?

Do you drive down there to see if you can consent accident Barb?

I think k he just meant the neighbourhood is pretty busy with police in general and he doesn't want to get stopped looking like he's doing something weird. (Moreso than he is already)

 

[Robert Edwin House]

"Charlottesville, North Carolina".

Yup, scam, and a bad one at that.

what are you talking about. Charlottesville is in NC lol

 

[FinnSven]

I think k he just meant the neighbourhood is pretty busy with police in general and he doesn't want to get stopped looking like he's doing something weird. (Moreso than he is already)

I realize that.

I just think it’s funny to imply he was up to inappropriate things via kiwifarms slang.

 

[Black Yoshi]

what are you talking about. Charlottesville is in NC lol

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlottesville,_Virginia

 

[The Un-Clit]

what are you talking about. Charlottesville is in NC lol

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