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The JD Vance memes have crossed over.
Containment Random Chris Updates
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Denki Cho 3.0
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It has the one lone whisker and mouth of an alligator. Chris is crashing out hard.
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OMG. It's so weird and uncanny valley.
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I mean, that's exactly what Chris always said. He always wanted to voice specifically Sonichu, Rosechu, comic Chris and Chris Chan Sonichu. He said something to this effect when he picked the game idea many times to different people, and has happened with that one Sonic Worlds mod, but here he also voiced Magi Chan IIRC.
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People who support Chris/Caden financially getting what they deserve.
I wouldn't put it past Chris to have already done that, sans the recording (Unless Flutter asked him to).
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There's going to be a new livestream tonight (source) and also Chris posted on youtube some lore reading about his Chaos Control thing
Please note the not so subtle padded cell overlay
I only listened for a few seconds, it seems Liquid Chris now has his own sonichu form, Liquidchu.
Please note the not so subtle padded cell overlay
I only listened for a few seconds, it seems Liquid Chris now has his own sonichu form, Liquidchu.
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he can suck Caden and Flutter's balls for all I give a shit about his fuck streams.
The very least his godliness can do is publicize the goddess logs or whatever he didn't initially write and was put online.
He can take that corroded piece of clay dough and shove it up his ass.
I get tired of this. I'm sorry but who wants to sit here and listen to this slog. If he's going to capitalize on his "fame", the least he could do is explain a little bit what he does from day to day.
The jokes on us of course.
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The Etsy store finally broke 6000 sales and now this video of garbage. I wonder what whacky crap will he say? Oh nothing cause he can't cause his daddy will take his Lego away.
Commercial Chris sucks and all these idiots buying
As for Caden, the retard who couldn't grow fungi. He could of asked Isabella janke for help, she grows it by the cunt load.
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Asking her for help would probably his biggest mistake, she's a conniving cunt that'd rat him out in no time flat if it meant getting her clout.
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Chris looks high as fuck.
Maybe Chris isn't on meds, but weed. It's legal there but he (or Caden) would have to buy it in Maryland.
Maybe Chris isn't on meds, but weed. It's legal there but he (or Caden) would have to buy it in Maryland.
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He's currently streaming Sonic 2006 and he is SO BAD AT IT. Isn't this widely considered the worst 3D Sonic game?
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It's not just bad.
It's so bad that it inspired somebody who never actually played the game to completely deconstruct it and rebuild it from the ground up.
And wildly succeeded.
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His deadfish expression has come back and it looks even worse than before. He now looks like an uglier, less innocent, less fit version of Tommy Wiseau. Baring in mind that Wiseau himself is turning 70 this year if we go by his most likely DOB (no one really knows ofc). He's old enough to be Chris' father (and young enough to be Bob's son ironically which shows how late Bob had Chris).
Also is it me but his eyes genuinely look... soulless. Like, his previous deadfish expressions were still creepy but at least had some kind of an expression on them, like he has a soul and is human. Now, he looks more fake and soulless that he's starting to resemble a crappy AI generated influencer, like there is absolutely nothing left in him. I'd argue if not already, in a few years he'll start giving off uncanny valley vibes, especially if/when Praetor dump him.
Wouldn't be surprised if Praetor and Flutter effectively treat Chris like a slave and pay him less than the federal minimum wage despite making more money than ever from the online stores.
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"chaos crystal balls"
What in the praetor bullshit is this rebrand of S-CHU balls?
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I met this... six-year-old child with this blank, pale, emotionless face, and... the blackest eyes - the Devil's eyes. I spent eight years trying to reach him, and then another seven trying to keep him locked up, because I realized that what was living behind that boy's eyes was purely and simply... evil.
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I'm not going to listen to anything after this evil mother raping piece of garbage calls himself "Jesus." He will pay for that some day, retard or not.
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Been checking the video, only a few seconds in and I have no clue what the fuck he's reading but it's clear praetor has been fucking with lore to some extent, or I forgot some of the idea guys' additions. Liquid chris is apparently now a character and a sonichu? Crystal is now Crystilna? I feel like I'm having a stroke here with all these rebrands and distortions. I'm pretty sure I've followed sonichu lore as close as humanly possible in the well over a decade I've been watching chris' antics but somehow missed whatever the fuck this is.
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This niggerbabble is not canon. Some shroom growing idiot convict does not control anything. Nothing Chris says under the control of this Grima Shroomtongue faggot counts.
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I honestly kinda checked out on considering anything new being "canon" back when the idea guys put magi-chan into an quasi-incestuous polycule with his adoptive dad mewtwo and chris. Everyone that read the goofy ass comic knows he gets with the magical dickgirl as his wife and cures her of the dick having condition offscreen. It's still fucking surreal to me though how walled off chris seems now in Caden's druggie house that I didn't even see whatever the fuck this was coming.