Containment Random Chris Updates

[AnOminous]

Can't quote (highlighting text doesn't bring up the Reply thing), but Keffals was never the real threat. He was always just a cardboard cutout proxy for Dong-Gone. Once Dong-Gone withdrew his support he instantly became irrelevant.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Chris Chan was apparently a massive sonic fan. 2 Questions:
1. What is his favourite sonic game?
2. What are his thoughts on Sonic Adventure 2?
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I believe Sonic Adventure 2 is his favourite game. He takes pride in Black Sonichu, directly based off of Shadow, and has talked about Shadow positively in his Shadow Generations livestream (I should know). He has also enjoyed Sonic 3, which seems to be a retelling of Sonic Adventure 2, albeit I only picked up the DVD copies of the three movies yesterday and am gonna watch them over the weekend.

 

[shitoko]

I believe Sonic Adventure 2 is his favourite game

Probably the only good take he has

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Probably the only good take he has

Personally, for the plot, sure, albeit either Sonic x Shadow Generations or Sonic Mania would be better. I played Sonic Adventure 2 and it had a bit of jank, albeit I only did so after I played Sonic Generations.

 

[King Kiwi]

Back then (the interview bits were filmed in March of 2024), Caden was staying at his adopted mom's place in Missouri. Caden does live at Big Island now, as confirmed by the recent court case docs, but he moved there recently, sometime between last presidential election and February.

Caden was adopted? Explains a few things.

I've known a few adopted people and it can either make all the difference or it could be a total train wreck for someone growing up.

Time for the Master of ceremonies and the master of felonies to move in with each other.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Another prerecorded video dropped.
Despite saying "April 2025", the latest review's from March 25 or whenever.
Safe to assume Chris is still in Moominland.

 

[King Kiwi]

Another prerecorded video dropped.
Despite saying "April 2025", the latest review's from March 16.
Safe to assume Chris is still in Moominland.

Well there you have it!

Flutter is a Moomin in human disguise!

She's a literal troll.

The mystery SOLVED AT LAST!!!!!

So what's the video about?

Sonic or something? His shitty merch? Moomin transmogrification?

 

[Acoustic Virgin]

She's a literal troll.

Chris spent most of his life fighting metaphorical trolls only to fall in love with a literal one. There's something beautifully poetic about that.

 

[PsychoNerd]

Flutter is a Moomin in human disguise!

She's a literal troll.

She does kind of look like a Moomin character, but probably more like one of the human characters, like Snufkin or the Joxter.

 

[King Kiwi]

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She does kind of look like a Moomin character, but probably more like one of the human characters, like Snufkin or the Joxter.

If I said she's a Moomin, she's a Moomin.

Don't ruin this for me, it took me all of 2 seconds to come up with.

So what you think she's that hat dude? Snufkin did ya call him? That human elf lookin motherfucker who's always pounding around with the trolls like he's some kind of special snowflake human he's got these super powered pals to protect him but he loves them for who they are and they love him for who he is deep down but hey it doesn't hurt to have powerful friends right?

I mean that's kind of like Chris. Actually it sounds just like him! He is just the kind of guy who would surround himself with "powerful people" or "pals" if you will, to protect him from the big bad world.

So in conclusion flutter is like 59% possibly a Moomin.

 

[PsychoNerd]

So what you think she's that hat dude? Snufkin did ya call him? That human elf lookin motherfucker who's always pounding around with the trolls like he's some kind of special snowflake human he's got these super powered pals to protect him but he loves them for who they are and they love him for who he is deep down but hey it doesn't hurt to have powerful friends right?

LOOKS LIKE

 

[King Kiwi]

LOOKS LIKE

He looks like a very cute character from his Google Chat GPT description.

Like maybe the equivalent of Tigger or piglet to the main Winnie the Pooh guy who's not Winnie the Pooh but yeah if I saw the main character I would know he's the main character.

You mark my words: Chris will probably never talk about Moomin or Winnie the Pooh because he can't magic metaphysicalize himself into a super powered hero or goddess role unlike something like My Little Pony or Sonic the hedgehog.

 

[ASeabear8952]

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She does kind of look like a Moomin character, but probably more like one of the human characters, like Snufkin or the Joxter.

She’s Little My. Similar facial features and small stature.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Crosspost from the Flutter thread, also here because the sightings thread doesn't seem very lively nowadays.

Update, Chris and Flutter got spotted in Finland
Hadn't gotten much from the OG poster, but I have managed to find the location on my own.
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It's a food place called Arnolds. This specific one's the Arnolds at the Redi mall, same place as he was spotted at last December.
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One thing I might add is the absolute comedy and almost artistic prowess of Chris's face in this one.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Crosspost from the Flutter thread, also here because the sightings thread doesn't seem very lively nowadays.

One thing I might add is the absolute comedy and almost artistic prowess of Chris's face in this one.
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Notice where that eyeball is pointed. Right at the camera. There's no "almost" artistic about it. This was posed. Blatantly posed.

ETA: maybe not posed, but he knew the pic was being taken.

 

[themarchivist2]

I find it interesting that Chris somehow seems to be spotted more often when he's in Finland than he is when he's in the US.

 

[Ammyterasu]

One thing I might add is the absolute comedy and almost artistic prowess of Chris's face in this one.
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lol

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Crosspost from the Flutter thread, also here because the sightings thread doesn't seem very lively nowadays.

One thing I might add is the absolute comedy and almost artistic prowess of Chris's face in this one.
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God I thought Chris had gotten cornrows in what's left of his hair when I first saw that.

 

[King Kiwi]

She’s Little My. Similar facial features and small stature.

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Chris must have transMerged her into our world during his prison stay.

She "wrote to him".

More like pulled Flutter out of another dimension.

Little My.

Ah yeah....

It's all coming together.

 

[Honey Pie]

I find it interesting that Chris somehow seems to be spotted more often when he's in Finland than he is when he's in the US.

I think CWC is rarely leaving the house in Virginia. With Caden staying at the Big Island house he doesn’t even need to leave for groceries.