Containment Random Chris Updates

Optimus Prime said:
It could also be a requirement by Caden so the microphone doesn't accidently pick up sounds happening from elsewhere in the house.
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Microphones pick up roughly the same amount of information regardless of what volume you're recording at, unless you're at the point where you're boosting 2% volume to 100% or something ridiculous like that. Youtube's audio compression would fuck with really quiet sounds, but if Chris was trying to hide noise elsewhere in the house, we'd probably be able to tell. I think the real answer is that Chris has no idea how to use a microphone, and has it sitting several feet away from him at the back of his desk while he records, which is also why there's so much echo.
 
Rukario said:
I also noticed the audio was incredibly low and I had to turn my speakers up.
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I have no idea what happened with the archive. The video has normal audio on YouTube, but yt-dlp gave me a file with half the volume.
 
Can you imagine being a salaryman in Japan who is responsible for the Twitter account of the developer team? After posting announcements for a new character, you get replies from some mentally ill freak in the West who is posting a laughably crap drawing of some man in a dress, and who demands you and your company change the official character's name to acknowledge the "special" character? "Chris Chan" is "soo" stupid and egotistical that he cannot imagine being in such a position or how others see what he derps up.
 
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Optimus Prime said:
I predict that the next big 'thing' he does will happen at Neighcon, a startup 18+ pony convention in Baltimore happening the first weekend of May. It's a new group of organizers pretty much trying to fill the gap left when Bronycon ended, which is why I'm certain Chris is going to want to attend.
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They're pretty much the 4chan /mlp/ convention. Even the people who aren't actually from /mlp/ are definitely on the shitlord end of the fandom. They won't ban him but they almost certainly will troll the fuck out of him.
 
I'm amazed at how Caden is pushing Chris towards the 2007 retro vibes in such a quick rate.

Death threats, inappropriate contact with the opposite gender, terrible singing, rambling on about bullshit that nobody cares about, using autism as an excuse to justify his behavior.

And all of this is happening during times where the gas prices are high and World War III could happen at any second.

Chris and Caden might as well be considered a duo at this point, all they care about is money, attention and tricking people into drinking the kool aid. These two are savages.
 
AnOminous said:
They won't ban him but they almost certainly will troll the fuck out of him.
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The Un-Clit said:
This fucking idiot is 'channeling' angwy goddesses who are going to inflict great karmic harm and metaphysical attacks on the Neptunia developers if they don't instantly bow to his headcanon demands. Chris never changes or grows up no matter how many times it looks like he might be starting to.

I really think Flutter is out of the picture now, she was what was grounding him in reality at least some of the time and now he's deprived of that anchor (and perkele pussy) so he's backsliding into Classic Chris fantasy more and more.

I just wonder if those old tired ashes can still flame up one more time to commit some crazy Neptunia based demonstration of his godly magic in some way that we've never even considered yet and cement his lolcow of history legacy even further instead of just sadly sputtering out into total irrelevancy muttering demands at the camera to an audience of zero.
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It does look like Flutter is actually gone. Chris is starting to sound and act like his old self again, which is great. The weird push to make him marketable was just off and odd. So I'm glad that's starting to fade away. It makes me wonder how much of his behaviour they held back.

Still, if she just disappears into the night and we never know why she entered his life or who she truly was. That will be rather frustrating.
 
Varis said:
New chain. The emperor messiah wants new clothes.

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Google returns no relevant results when I google "Aura Flashe" so he's probably talking either some pokemon ability or some new age bullshit vibes nonsense.

Regardless, there's something rather interesting buried here: he's resolved the Merge. Specifically, this is in hilariously, childishly simple terms: the Earth as we know it has been split into two halves at some specific point (probably the equator for simplicity but who fucking knows with Chris). As such, this is how he's explaining why cartoons aren't dancing in the streets and everyone around him hasn't died horribly, that's the OTHER half of the planet, always conveniently on the polar opposite side of the world from where Chris stands. He just can't accept he will never, ever get to live in a damn cartoon world where he is god.

D is for Stupid said:
Intresting, he's talking about that he's paying off the mortgage. I'm pretty sure it's he means he's "paying" cadens mortgage.
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Probably, though if Chris knows this could be in question. After all, there's not a chance in hell he doesn't want to go back to 14BC once Barb croaks, that shithole is still the Sonichu Temple and vital to his core identity as CWC under all the goddess nonsense. He absolutely would buy the lie about Caden somehow arranging things to help pay off the mortgage for the old house instead of the one he's living in right now, since Chris doesn't understand higher level financial matters worth a damn.
 
Chris flipping out over Blue Heart isn't proof Flutter was keeping him in check before. Chris flipped out over MLP G5, including spamming Twitter and making an unhinged video, over the span of months after his October 2023 return to social media, and Flutter was around at the time.
D is for Stupid said:
Intresting, he's talking about that he's paying off the mortgage. I'm pretty sure it's he means he's "paying" cadens mortgage.
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Chris has talked about wanting to pay off a mortgage a couple times post-jail and he specified last year it was for "old Sonichu temple"/14 Branchland.
 
Optimus Prime said:
he will never, ever get to live in a damn cartoon world where he is god
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If "Chris Chan" had his way, this world would be a rather disturbing dystopia...

ToroidalBoat said:
I imagine the ideal existence to "Honor Roll" would be him "her" living in and lording over a cartoon "hugbox" world. A disgusting world where childish and corporate mascot-like "furry" cartoon characters endlessly kiss his "her" ass -- both figuratively and literally -- and engage in utterly depraved orgies with bestiality. An egocentric realm where no one ever dares to question. In his ideal existence, his ego would be fattened to infinity, as he "lives" as an immortal in a totalitarian "CWCville" for eternity...
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The Un-Clit said:
"This is canon" Chris says about his CPU blue heart. :story:

Fan art is about as on-the-nose as it gets. 👍
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Some people go crazy over their pets, some people go crazy over their gardens, some people go crazy over bills and some people go absolutely storm raging and mouth foaming insane over fandoms and what they consider Canon.

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How did Chris even find this post from a rando streamer?

Fanart in the replies.

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Probably actively searching.
 
So just in case anyone thinks Chris isn't still the same smug bastard who knows he pretty much got away with what he did...

https://x.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/2039459392777584653?s=20

I'm not really saying anyone forgot but with time people forget certain details about how boastful and smug he was about the whole thing.

Just because Chris hides behind a wall of Light Power blessings to all, CPU Blue Heart and Jesus Christ-ine, doesn't mean he's not the same smarmy motherfucker he's been for the last 6 years.

Remember his mugshot? Look at that and tell me that's not the same smug smile.

I know with time and with all the jokes and memes the seriousness can be diluted a little bit but the internet hasn't forgotten.
 
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