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I look forward to hearing about a strange balding man-women bursting into a beauty parlor and asking for breast implants. When he gets told that this isn't the place for those, he'll curse-ye-ha-ma-haw the manager. Cue police, cue brief arrest, Chris learns nothing yet again, roll credits, people walk out of the theater and demand a refund en masse.
 
So are you all expecting Chris's behavior to change back into what it was and he may go violent again?
 
There are plenty of people convinced that Chris sucks at everything, but they're wrong : he's the most skilled Karma Houdini of his generation.
 
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anyone know if there's a full version of this image with the full article or is this it?
 

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Is there a large, uncategorized page that shows off all of Chris' art from the start to now? Instead of being in seperate pages? I ask because there are certain drawings on the CWCki that I can only find by searching specific things, and having them all on one would be semi convenient.
 
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Has anyone ever considered creating a board that does nothing but kiss Chris' ass? Right now Chris is researching hypnosis to turn himself into a big breasted fertile woman. If willing Kiwis were to go on this Chris ego stroking board and talk up how great the idea is, there's a chance Chris would come there and write walls of text about what he's doing. I think it would work best if it "felt" completely separate from the Kiwi boards. Chris wants Sonichu to be more famous than he is, so maybe centering it around Sonichu or making Sonichu the mascot would help.
 
Has anyone ever considered creating a board that does nothing but kiss Chris' ass? Right now Chris is researching hypnosis to turn himself into a big breasted fertile woman. If willing Kiwis were to go on this Chris ego stroking board and talk up how great the idea is, there's a chance Chris would come there and write walls of text about what he's doing. I think it would work best if it "felt" completely separate from the Kiwi boards. Chris wants Sonichu to be more famous than he is, so maybe centering it around Sonichu or making Sonichu the mascot would help.
Sonichu Girls
The original CWCkipedia
Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia
 
So, like what I rely don't understand is that Chris thinks he's being punished for being a lesbian in a past life. Which is pretty :autism:. At the same time he thinks he needs to become a woman an lez out with other hot chicks, which is :story:in it's own right.

What I rely don't get is that he believes that shit, which I don't doubt for a second, the why the hell does he want to become a dyke again to get him self in further trouble with god-bear. Like, doesn't he pretty much hate his life right now? If he believes in reincarnation how does he think he's not setting him self up for an even worse go next time. Guess it's just Chris being :stupid:
 
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I know, I found it in a Kickstarter video.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/kicks...-features-troll-image-of-chris-suicide.19402/

It's hilarious how they used that image without doing any research on it first. I mean of all things it's an anti bullying dozing service and they fucking used Chris' likeness. You can't make this up.
 
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So, like what I rely don't understand is that Chris thinks he's being punished for being a lesbian in a past life. Which is pretty :autism:. At the same time he thinks he needs to become a woman an lez out with other hot chicks, which is :story:in it's own right.

What I rely don't get is that he believes that shit, which I don't doubt for a second, the why the hell does he want to become a dyke again to get him self in further trouble with god-bear. Like, doesn't he pretty much hate his life right now? If he believes in reincarnation how does he think he's not setting him self up for an even worse go next time. Guess it's just Chris being :stupid:
I think he just likes to blame outside forces for his own misfortune.
 
Oh lord that image is actually there? Hilarious.
I actually remember when that "article" first surfaced (saw it on /v/) and I would see people actually take it at face value. What kind of newspaper would use the word "autist" and and the first unflattering picture of Chris from the ED page (ignoring the whole cordless controller ordeal).
 
This isn't a question, but rather an answer to something people have mentioned in other threads.

Do you want to know why Chris is making no effort to ship your orders? It is partly because he is lazy, but more importantly, it's because the simple fact that he already received his money from you. Even more importantly, he, guaranteed, has already spent that money. To him, it's not that you're a fan that has paid for a product. To him, it's a hassle, a chore he has to do for no reward. Nevermind the fact that you paid him money beforehand, he sees it as he's going to do something for you, and he's going to get nothing in return.

Realistically, he knows that the money he got from you was for something in return, but since the money you gave him for materials and shipping costs probably already was sunk into a game or toy, it's LONG GONE, he's going to see it as having to shell out on his own dime.

Because that's how his mind works. It's instant gratification, and sure, he could have avoided these feelings if he shipped out his orders as soon as humanly possible (and since he has no job and no social life, it should really take him no time at all), but...as previously mentioned: He's lazy.
 
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