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rizlajizzla said:
Am out of the loop and fuck those people, how are the cats these days? It's the goddamned cats I worry about.
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Enormous and slightly smelly, I'd imagine. They're "indoor cats" in a hoarder house and fat people always have fat pets for some reason. Every photo Chris has taken in neo-14BC where you can see the carpet shows that it's caked in fur.

Anyone remember which video it was where Chris held one of the cats on camera for cute-appeal and the poor thing was desperate to escape because he was holding it in some weird autistic way?
 
rizlajizzla said:
Uugggh. Cats hate filth so much. They lick their asses, too, but they really hate filth. The people in that house are beyond help, but the cats did nothing to deserve this. :feels::feels::feels:
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Do Chris's cats support his transition?
 
Louis Theroux said:
Do Chris's cats support his transition?
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As long as the dinner bowl is full, I doubt they care. But, when you think of all they have seen.... the hideous things.... Also, I suppose cats are fundamentally pro-LGBT, being that they dgaf.
 
rizlajizzla said:
As long as the dinner bowl is full, I doubt they care. But, when you think of all they have seen.... the hideous things.... Also, I suppose cats are fundamentally pro-LGBT, being that they dgaf.
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What will Chris's cats do when Chris dies of an infected taint from shoving a medallion up there?
 
welcometotherock said:
Let's say Chris somehow had the ability to travel back in time, and so he decided to visit himself on his 25th birthday as he made his future message... would his past self be fucking mortified over what he'll become and actually try to better himself?
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He wouldn't recognize himself. He can barely recognize himself in a mirror because :autism:

Louis Theroux said:
What will Chris's cats do when Chris dies of an infected taint from shoving a medallion up there?
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They'll be put in a group home.

Louis Theroux said:
Anyone remember which video it was where Chris held one of the cats on camera for cute-appeal and the poor thing was desperate to escape because he was holding it in some weird autistic way?
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That was this.

 
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rizlajizzla said:
Uugggh. Cats hate filth so much. They lick their asses, too, but they really hate filth. The people in that house are beyond help, but the cats did nothing to deserve this. :feels::feels::feels:
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What?

Have you ever owned any cats? Cats love hoarder houses. They're full of nooks and crannies they can climb into. Or all the vermin for them to hunt. The cats at 14BC are fine. They're as happy as pigs in shit.

The dogs are the ones in bad shape.
 
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Marvin said:
Have you ever owned any cats? Cats love hoarder houses. They're full of nooks and crannies they can climb into. Or all the vermin for them to hunt. The cats at 14BC are fine. They're as happy as pigs in shit.
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Cats often die in hoarder houses, their rotting corpses unnoticed for months.
 
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normankrasner said:
are they spayed or neutered as Bob Baker commands?
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Not sure. I think some of them are.
AnOminous said:
Cats often die in hoarder houses, their rotting corpses unnoticed for months.
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The causes of that phenomenon are very context dependent. (ie things falling over and crushing them, them being kept as indoor cats contributes to the problem, etc)

I'm not concerned about Chris' cats because they live in 14BC.
 
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Marvin said:
What?

Have you ever owned any cats? Cats love hoarder houses. They're full of nooks and crannies they can climb into. Or all the vermin for them to hunt. The cats at 14BC are fine. They're as happy as pigs in shit.

The dogs are the ones in bad shape.
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They have dogs? Goddamnit. I have been out of the loop since the taint.

Louis Theroux said:
What will Chris's cats do when Chris dies of an infected taint from shoving a medallion up there?
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Eat him.
 
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normankrasner said:
are they spayed or neutered as Bob Baker commands?
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That's Bob Barker!

And while it was always a tradition to him, and was very noble, and was something his wife was a big advocate of until she passed away in 1982, it unfortunately made Bob Barker go mad.

Bob Barker post 1987 was real different than the times before.
 
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Given that there's an anime (Re: Creators) that's based on the idea that the fictional characters created by people are real and exist in alternate worlds, would this mean that Chris has some decent ideas, under all those layers of autism?
 
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In Null's FP post about cleaning the moderation team up, he mentions the CWC board is one of the worst boards cuz Chris "has become boring".
Chris has started doing what he shoulda done from day 1: lay low to get the trolls away from him.
Unfortunately, he's doing this a decade too late when he's already the world's most famous lolcow.
 
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