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If I had a nightmare about children getting systematically crushed to death by giant metal doors I know I'd sure as fucking shit remember it.wtf how is he remembering all this stuff
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If I had a nightmare about children getting systematically crushed to death by giant metal doors I know I'd sure as fucking shit remember it.wtf how is he remembering all this stuff
Chris would spend the money on legos and ponies instead. Everyone who contributed would rageWhat if we pooled our money together and sent Chris alone to Disney World/Disneyland?
Chris is afraid of Disneyland/World.
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Regardless of his intentions, it's really, really weird to hang out with people half your age.I am so sick of people accusing Chris of being a pedo because he wants to bang 19 year old girls. Oh but Chris was smoking weed with a couple of girls who was 18. Oh no! Lock him up, throw the key away!
People are legit jelly that Chris is getting paid by 19 yr old girls to smoke weed with them. Jealous of Chris Chan
When I was 12, I wanted to bang 19 year old girls, when I was 19 I wanted to bang 19 year olds, and when I'm 90 I will too. So does every other guy.
LEAVE CHRIS ALONE!
Regardless of his intentions, it's really, really weird to hang out with people half your age.
yeahRegardless of his intentions, it's really, really weird to hang out with people half your age.
well I'm drunk
this sounds a fear of life events, having things come at him that either harm him immediately and for no identifiable reason (ceramic shards) or things he can avoid but still cause stress (ducking and jumping), ducking and jumping also symbolizing non-coherency, not displaying a clear pattern he can follow, which is horrifying for an autistic like him. I assume his unconscious mind is using Disneyland as a projection for these fears because Disneyland, like life, is essentially an automated ride you have no control over (this is from Chris' perspective obviously, because normal people do have control over their lives). Although I have to add a side note that, artistically speaking, automated rides such as haunted houses and roller coasters are often used in media to symbolize events one cannot control.
He probably remembers it so vividly because it's a simplistic summation of all his base fears: no easily-defined patterns, no control over his life, things hurting him for no easily-understood reason. As he said, it "scared him shitless".
I guess next to chris being his own best troll is his own dreams.
The new Sonic design is so hilariously bad, it looks like a baby furry.How long until Chris assaults someone over Sonic having blue arms and white hands (no gloves) in the upcoming movie?
So far, Chris kinda seems to be brushing it off. Sure he did say "SONIC'S ARMS ARE NOT BLUE" on Twitter, but that's it as of right now. On one hand, he could chimp out more when it has a proper reveal and they start showing off trailers and merchandise for it, but on the other hand, I don't think he really goes out anymore (aside from the occasional Sheetz/McDonalds run) to the point where he'd flip out and deface promo stands. Besides, I think overall he's more hung-up on MLP.The new Sonic design is so hilariously bad, it looks like a baby furry.
I reckon Chris will either be so detached from reality as to gloss over it entirely with some nonsense about alternate universes, or he'll chimp out and have a stroke.
Bro I am sorry but if some 100% legal of age girls are going to pay me 500$ to come smoke weed with them I am going to come smoke weed with them
The guy in a red shirt has some tolerance on Chris's BO
I don't know, but it might be something with him using sleeping aid (Like when i take Melatonin i remember my dreams really vividly)... but otherwise... i dunno.wtf how is he remembering all this stuff
He hasn't worn the Wonder Woman tiara in a while, now that I think about it, among which. His outfit is color-coordinated in the most basic way imaginable, just different shades of blue. Makes you miss the Classic
He’s looking more and more like a transgender Tony Goldmark with that hair
You drew that?Where were you when this thread turned 1000 pages long?
Here's to another 1000 pages!
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