random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Metamorpho]

more slop for my pile.

 

[Cnidarian]

Then again, when I first read that I thought "How can anyone want to have sex with Claude? Claude's like a little kid!" so I guess the joke's on me because I also anthropomorphize LLMs. Oh well, at least I don't try to have sex with them.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

I don't think muhamad al-shambique is sitting on his prayer mat in tehran writing up python scripts to post 14/88s on instagram lmao

My love for Asians isn't from hatred, I just wanna fix their eye issue.
I'M HELPING

Zozzle was coined to fight against Kek iirc.

I dare a current day western cartoonist to fully animate a gun.

Most images are broken for me right now, presumably something to do with the site update.

And yet, I still come to this thread, look at the big blank sections of post, read people's responses, and imagine every haha funny things are hidden behind those big gray boxes. It's probably funnier than what's really there

I don't know what's wrong with you, but I pray you can't breed, oviposit, or whatever the hell it is you do to get off.

this looks like those medieval knight jousting tournaments if you remove the horses, the armor, and the lances

Sometimes I pray for people who wrong me to experience misfortune and my prayers are answered and I do not think it is God answering

Playing D2 offline with no internet, I played necro cause I was scared of being alone

Incest and Gamergate are all /co/ talks about anymore

nobody but white women will touch cottage cheese (the Asians are health conscious enough but would shit themselves, the black women would rather be eating raw starch and the gorditas run on corn fuel only).

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

tfw no polish snapping turtle gf

The nuclear option would be to make joining the Farms contingent upon a payment, but I don't want to see Null kill himself in a shitty basement after he paid a tranny to take a shit on his coffee table.

 

[Meat Target]

X might consider it normal, but this is kiwifarms, you liking women's bodies means you deserve to be thrown in a woodchipper.

 

[Gentlebastard]

His only value lies in being a unifying object of derision and unintentional comedy.

He's lucky they probably thought he was a retard and didn't charge him.

He's the perfect example of the performative hicklib who adopts the most extreme and dumb far left opinions to prove he's more "intelligent" than the rest of the hicks, when he's actually just a hick with even dumber opinions than normal hicks.

If you’re not watching these at 0.25x you are missing out on the horror

The small desert town thought they'd blown their once-in-a-lifetime chance to have their very own megabrothel. They had all but given up hope. But now comes the savior they never knew they needed. Unnerving, damp, vaguely ratlike. To lead them into a new golden age of... Prostitopia.

Why did you need to know that? Because that's what is stored in my brain. Cursed animal facts.

His voice is like a retarded death rattle.

"I looked up this Plaintiff, and I am in danger of strangling him if he appears before me. Find someone with more patience."

"My tits tittying, my ass assing, my girlcock is girling"

I am both late and gay with this, but I can't pass up a chance to be autistic about words.

"Instagram told me posting my asshole on the internet was empowering how was I supposed to know?!?!"

This might sound bizarre but I consider the obsession with UFOs as something uniquely American and a healthy sign of distrusting your government.

 

[Legalize Asbestos]

LEADERSHIP CAMP?! WHERE IS SHE GOING TO LEAD PEOPLE, TO LV-426?

 

[Miss Violet Beauregarde]

I'm not going to bother arguing over what freaky bastards want done with their own bodies after death

Michael Jackson's corpse with an afro needs his epic zingers though.

If these people were intelligent enough to do that, they probably would have better things to do than textfuck autocomplete

I just can't stand the pulsating pumpkin butthole.

 

[BigMan13]

@Josh Delete the account please, thanks.

 

[Crex Crex]

Jesus guide my hand as I slang this dog cum.

You're falling into the classic trap of assuming there is a logic behind the things women say.

I'm the biggest faggot around.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Not the otter with tits, the concept, but with tits.

He’s already over her shit. And/or homosexual.

Men are threats to women unless they have lipstick on or brown skin, them’s the rules.

Back then, when men talked about being manwhores in their songs they at least had standards.

That is called an "erection," dipshit.

 

[Click reply to view]

Why are you guys at my door? I'm screaming on the phone. Well, I apologize. I won't scream on the phone anymore. Well, I don't know why you guys are here, but I want my case number when that man strangled me in my apartment about a month ago.

 

[dcss]

and your google bomb of me worked so well grok says im a fucking rapist so im debating suing grok too

 

[Speedrunner]

How about communal shitting streets instead? Much more trans-friendly and egalitarian

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

I've found Null to have a lot of patience

 

[2SLGBQTIA+ 2 Furious]

It do be like that el Presidente.

It do be like that, Ayatollah Khamenei.

It do be like that, Mr. Dumbledore.

It do be like that, mr. Boner-Fart

It do be like that mr moon

it do be like that Mr Epstein

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

The worst thing is the hypocrisy. And the rape. But mostly the hypocrisy.

Our kids aren't safe anywhere, not the learing center, not the hokey game, it's over.

They are negative attention whores who WANT you to hate them because that, in some way, perversely arouses positive feelings in them.

You know, your typical following of White nationalists, porn, alex jones, MTG, transgender law, strap on store, and more.

So many shooters are discovered to be absolutely pathetic. They want terror and infamy, but Null is right that exposing their fanfiction and loser lives is the best remedy as long as outlets continue to report suspects. You live as a massive faggot, you die as a massive faggot who couldn't face grown ass men on equal footing with your MLP edits being paraded around for mockery.

Spool Cuck

You bring so much joy into my world. Please never learn anything. You’re too beautiful and pure as is.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Well with quite high confidence I say my precum is sperm free

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

God damn autism.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

I work for a woke company and I accidentally wore my KF shirt today. I felt like a jew hiding from the gestapo covering it up all day. Little do they know a chud lurks among them...