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[Mr. Skeltal]

just fuck a midget lmao

Have you tried buying two penis pumps?

Read the fucking thread you lazy cumstain

I’m gonna need some lube, preworkout, and a monetary incentive.

amputee porn is a thing or so I've been told.

If you're deranged enough to let your legs literally rot off your body you're capable of anything.

I’d be pissed that my nubs aren’t perfectly symmetrical. Measure twice, cut once, ya know? Sloppy.

Go back to playing Sonic, you fucking degenerate. We don’t like your kind here.

*goes back to fapping to Bowsette*

Jews are going to start a war because of rent payments

Speaking of midget porn

21 gunt salute

JANNIES JANNIES HE ASKED IF I WAS SOME SORT OF MEXICAN

Is "white boy summer " a new lingo for trooning out?

Hitler 3 you mean. Orange Man was Hitler 2.

V-tube avatars are like the next level down from anime ones.

this is pure, uncut, weapons-grade autism.

Spent 750k in a couple years and not one cent spent on a dentist.

Sex is cringe

I would pay off rabbid Rosalina's mortgage if it meant being her seat for a day

Rude
Shrek is attractive

Nobody has standards anymore. He has pants and a cape on, yet we'll call it streaking.

good fucking god there was actually an elvis impersonator STOP

A little redecoration and tidying up will turn these meth houses into meth homes.

He will be hoisted by his own retard and he can't help himself. The Ralphamale will own da ayyylawgs.

Two words: tard rape

This is literally the plot of Mice and Men; only every character is Lenny.

lol, imagine getting mogged by bacteria...

Log the fuck off.

i diagnose you with coombrain. it is terminal.

 

[Meat Target]

Imagine getting up for work in the morning and your boss is Russell Greer.

 

[Maskull]

I find myself unemployed and with a chronic masturbation addiction

 

[Zero Day Defense]

"Don't buy Smith brand chicken soup, it says "soup" on the label, but it's actually two golf balls inside the can"

 

[Fìddlesticks]

It seems like it's a niche that works. Catparty handles the political baits and verygayFrogs operates the dead baby storage.

All men on this site are extinct

I don't know man, it'd have to be a pretty frightening dream in general to make Dongless Smurf scary.

He said on Kiwifarms.

Ayo, I'm back again for a visit.

What have I missed?

Abstract

Keywords: nigger

Turns out she has been using her optical drive as a cup holder for literal years and didn't know its designed use.

all women born in Arkansas know is fake pregnancy, charge they phone, eat hotchipeverything, child neglect, fuck homeless black dude, post dead fetus, and lie

Carrying a dead baby around in a sandwich bag, posting boo-hoo pictures of it.

You’re human but not a very good one smh

Woah now, can’t have racism like this on our humble bird raising website

Just take meth and eat your eggs in the morning

"I'm not retarded! I have Down syndrome, asshole!".

What's the over/under on seeing Josh's feet again? Asking for a friend.

WEARING SOCKS PART OF THE DEAL

Is meth cheating?
Asking for a friend.

You knew what you were getting into just by reading the title.

The virgin “True and Honest” vs the chad “Person of Interest”

@LurkTrawl @dumb idiot @LonesomeDud @Samuel Belmont

 

[3MMA]

The most ardent "anti-capitalists" all seem to be consumed by pixels, plastic, and pharmaceuticals.

What does a "post-capitalist" society look like to these freaks? Being hooked up to a virtual reality machine while an IV supplies a steady drip of estrogen?

 

[Meat Target]

What if my poop is pipe bombs?

 

[Spooky Bones]

"These motherfuckers took me away from my ducks and chill. I just wanted to smoke some weed and chill with my friends who are ducks."

 

[Aunt Carol]

Whatever type of shit show this is, it looks extremely time consuming.

 

[Tour of Italy]

you're notorious for shitting up threads. please go back to your goblin cavern.

 

[Childe]

YOU FUCKING KIKES BETTER STOP. I. AM. A. SATANIST. ANGELS. FEAR. ME.

ARYANS. ARE. NOT. DEPENDENT. ON NO. ONE. WE WILL NOT SURRENDER TO GOOKS OR KIKES.

MY DARK LORD TELLS ME WHAT TO DO AND I WILL GO AFTER YOU WITH ALL THE POWER SATAN'S GRACE GIVES ME. I. SLAY. ANGELS. STAY BACK FROM ME. STOP IT NOW YOU STUPID FUCKING NIGGER KIKE. STOP. STOP. STOP.

Sure faggot I will drive across coast to see some fed who will van me the second I go to that stupid fucking road.

FUCKING STOP PLEASE. I AM DONE. I AM FINALLY GOING TO JOIN MY MASTER.

I AM NOT A HOMOSEXUAL STOP CALLING THE LANDLINE AND ASKING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME.

SHUT THE FUCK UP. I LOVE BUSTY ARYAN WOMEN. I HAVE FUCKED BUSTY ARYAN WOMEN.

even antifa, the arm of the jewish media with the purpose to dox white nationalists, has more mercy than you people.

I am not schizophrenic I am healthy and get along with people. Schizophrenia is a lie the jews slander us with so they can medicate us.

 

[Meat Target]

"Anyway, here's some porn of the necromorphs from Dead Space."

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Cows get their own cow showers? What the fuck, this is the cutest fun fact on this thread yet. Fuck yes.

 

[Meat Target]

Take the win and rule over your pile of ash.

 

[Chi-com Soldier]

I'd rather be blown to bits by some 20 year old illiterate Yemeni than share a flight with this person.

 

[Local Fed]

Do they really think the average person will be on their side of the issue of “threatening to murder a beloved children’s author”?

mental hospital onlyfans shoot incoming

Now, I’m not really one to point fingers, and I’m definitely not a detective, so what I’ll say is this: Ethan has a criminal record for being a violent addict.

I feel bad for everyone else in that Olive Garden.

 

[Chi-com Soldier]

If I lived next to that guy I would not say anything I get my brother down put on ski masks boot his door in at 4 in the morning and fucking seriously harm him with a blowtorch and some scissors saying if I have to come back next time I'm castrating you, fucking post that for content dickhead, if there is one thing I hate more than anything its rude people.

 

[LurkTrawl]

You're making us schizophrenic racists look bad.

 

[Mr. Skeltal]

Can someone well versed in degeneracy tell me what the fuck this toothpaste flag is? I can't even keep up anymore.

nigga u a goblin

All I'm saying is that if you don't enjoy watching Rich Evans scream "STAAAAAR DESTROYERS I'M GONNA CUM" then you're missing out on the finer things in life.

You can just take ducks from the park. No one will stop you.

Get a fucking hobby or a job, losers. At least be productive if you can't be reproductive.

Modern olympics are white men arguing whose country's niggers run the fastest and it's great

 

[nekrataal]

lol stop using cuckchan nigger