random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Meat Target]

4chan is actually a good place.

 

[Blackhole]

Ah heard Yahweh was talkin shit on twitter, moralfaggin just like medicare, talkin about these "commandments" of his. WELL GUESS WHAT BITCH, NO ONE COMMANDS THE RALPHAMALE!!! OH YOUR SON ROSE FROM THE DEAD, YOU MUST BE SOOOOO PROOOOUD!! WELL GUESS WHAT, THE RALPHAMALE WON'T EVER DIE TO BEGIN WITH, BITCH!!! LET'S GOOOOOOOO

imagine getting pissed off against a fucking gnome for making fun of your feet lmao

I FEEL LIKE A GORILLA WITH A BAT AGAINST A RETARD WITH A SPOON

 

[The Crow]

@Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg: "I'm the Jewish fairy godmother."

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

You sound like you guzzle cum as a profession and a hobby

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Zero sympathies since he burned his dog to death and was a faggot. Rest in piss.

To be fair I'm pretty sure it was an accident. He lit himself on fire too.

I think he was going to throw the molotov at the cops or something, I don't think he was trying to light himself or his dog on fire.

 

[Bloitzhole]

You better be careful, if you keep doing this Null might use his ancient Hebrew chants to cast a foreskin removal spell on you

 

[Open Window Maniac]

50 years ago men who wore women's underwear to "relax" (what is it with men using "relax" as a synonym for "get a boner"? "I go to strip clubs to relax", sure buddy) had all the same legal rights as any other man.

 

[Shiny Shroodle]

When porn has warped your mind so much that you see a picture of your brother at an event and automatically think of interracial sex.

 

[Jack Awful]

https://mobile.twitter.com/ElieNYC/status/1525706131770941440

https://archive.ph/JA265

This is incredibly funny and I didn't know where else to post this.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

https://mobile.twitter.com/ElieNYC/status/1525706131770941440

https://archive.ph/JA265

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This is incredibly funny and I didn't know where else to post this.

How did he manage to get called Nigger in a game that has neither Mic nor voice chat? Impressive

 

[Jack Awful]

How did he manage to get called Nigger in a game that has neither Mic nor voice chat? Impressive

He addresses this by acting pompous.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

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He addresses this by acting pompous.

But isn't that worse? If he got called a Nigger via Discord, that by necessity, means his friend was the one calling him Nigger.

 

[Meat Target]

That’s how quickly a website full of frog memes was able to convince a teenager to commit mass murder.

 

[TheBigTakeover]

Killing Jesus was pretty based though since he was a Jew.

 

[Jewthulhu]

This video title

WARNING: Is your Tupperware Real? Protection from Andromedans or Deception from Satan?​

 

[Haramburger]

Computers know nigger bones when they see them.

 

[Meat Target]

she looks like a garbage bag stuffed with chopped liver and onions and probably smells the same way.

 

[Spud]

Men's favourite weapon of war against women are their cocks

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

But hey, she got on critical role she must really be breaking through that glass ceiling, you go girl, you show us racist whites by playing board games.

But isn't that worse? If he got called a Nigger via Discord, that by necessity, means his friend was the one calling him Nigger.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Your grandma so gay her favorite food is spotted dick.