random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[KiwiFuzz]

Willie Brown has a lot to answer for

The parents should sue and use the money to buy a new kid.

Good lord the demand for racism VASTLY exceeds the supply

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Disney won't ever release a women in prison movie.

Who even needs roofies when you can get some dumb whore to do ass to mouth with some feminist rhetoric?

Who wouldn't watch a heroin addict with bolt on tits and a dick?

Broke: Incest
Woke: Monstergirl Femdom

Back in the old days in my old hometown there used to be this video rental store right next to a parking lot by the railway tracks. About half the store inventory was regular videos and the other half was x-rated stuff. They used to sell old discontinued VHS tapes without covers at ultra-cheap prices. One of my friends found and bought a tape that was labelled HORSEFUCK. Shit was all in German and it wasn't even a real horse, it was all Special FX.

 

[Meat Target]

His head looks like it's molded entirely out of spam.

 

[Idiot Asshole]

I'm glad he's a heroin addict. It will keep his dick limp and out of kids, and he'll probably die choking on his own vomit or with a spike in his arm.

Ah so he's mixed with the swarthiest of all races. Americans.

I'm sure that's the end result of nonstop cum tributes to images of child actresses.

 

[Law]

happy gonorrheaween!!!

 

[KiwiFuzz]

"We Need To Talk About How The Unabomber Was Right, And Why That's A Problem."

 

[Hitman One]

Whether this is a result of death by fat, suicide or execution by Earl and his bigot chud death squad while he squeals like the pig he is is yet to be seen.

 

[Meat Target]

"Have you ever heard of GamerGate?"
"Oh, fuck, @AnOminous..."
"You're about to enter a world of pain, son!"

 

[Woyzeck]

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/faith-vickers-zoomer-girl-fai-fai.81194/post-10234413

"You will do anything to protect that child from harm, even posting to KF"

 

[MediocreMilt]

the rights of queer astronomers

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

I would have Bunnies, Koalas and BobbieCats with naked tails.

 

[A Grey Cat]

People with non-fast food tier jobs would keep that shit on the down low because normies find it icky.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Because Rape is okay if the Rapist is Jason Mamoa.

I for one would feel just a liiiiittle bit weird if I went with my friends to have some dude shake his banana hammock in my face knowing I’m getting married that week.

Do it. Do it you wimp.

In between bites of room temp shrimp and sweaty cheese you could hear a couple of crack monsters fuckfighting the room over. It turns out you can turn the Chicken Dance up all you want, you're not drowning that out.

She just just kill herself for having such awful taste in names.

He should kill the other guy, then her, them himself. Inshallah.

NAMBLA should declare themselves a religion and then sue FedGov for not providing them with boys in prison.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I think about the only reason he's still alive is because murder is illegal.

It is also way less embarrassing to be a miserable drunk than a middle aged Transformers action figure collector

He's not worth it, is probably what it comes down to.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

There's a knock on your door, a sheriff is outside, who informs you that you're being charged with murder 1, murder 2, and manslaughter 420.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Words do indeed have great power. For example, this faggot's words have gotten many thousands of people to laugh at him and call him a faggot.

 

[Blackhole]

"MAN IS THE REAL MONSTER HERE"
"no the zombies are definitely the monsters idiot"

I wish all Shadman a very nice overdose.

 

[thisighuf]

 

[Local Fed]

And we laughed at Jerry Falwell for thinking Tinky Winky was gay.

Tell me more about this “Indian mole force”.

A character limit of 5000 means I can only say NIGGER 714 times in one post.

Someone who can jerk off to this should have to face a firing squad.

I can't help but feel that this might be the reason Sneed will get its own ADL page.

My deepest condolences. No one wants the worst case yaoi kpop fan scenario to happen.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Never underestimate the power of pussy.

Twitter is back up but don't go there unless you want to see a cup of piss.