random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Meat Target]

Lay down with troons, get HIV.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I'm re-naming her Tentacle Dick, for obvious reasons.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

The autistic puzzle pieces are all coming together.

Just keeping her clothes on would be a solid Plan B for this, though.

And secondly, I know a nigger when I see one.

The skeleton race war never ends.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

"Hola, mi nombre es Retardo"

I too start deleting evidence for what I'm saying as soon as it comes under any sort of skeptical scruitiny from internet observers.

When Caitlyn Jenner inevitably dies of autoerotic asphyxiation, will troons mourn their sister, or gleefully chortle at the death of a rich white Republican boomer?

You illiterate pile of faggots.

Desperate for Autism: a lifetime original movie.

Fellow Kiwis, how many of you want to fuck your friends?

Go directly into the OP. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.

 

[Haramburger]

I'm glad to see shad deteriorate. His art led me down a dark path which comes to haunt and torment me more often than I'd like to admit. If I could go back and undo finding his drawings of Helen from Incredibles, I would do so in a heartbeat.
DIE, SHAD, DIE

 

[Bloitzhole]

holy fuck I want to impregnate null

 

[SneedEyeMitch]

Of all the potential faces I could've gotten, I ended up with a femboy twink.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

but please do go off about how the depiction of American rich people as heinous "cartoon villains" guilty of such vile acts as *checks notes* making 69 jokes

 

[Meat Target]

If strapping on a fake set of titties is good enough to get you out of work, then I have to wonder where I can get a pair of those.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

he kept droning on to my dad about Star Wars and how he thinks that Jabba the Hutt raped Princess Leia and Ray is their daughter.

They should have to all wear anthropomorphic owl costumes.

And that's my contention with it. I was promised breasts, and unlike breasts, buttocks isn't something that is inherently nice. Breasts big or small, they are wonderful, but I find it hard to go crazy over all but the most exceptional looking of asses.

I am experiencing pressure in the lower abdomen that wishes to push waste product out of my rectum

I'm disappointed that nobody noticed the best part of this article: ACLU Hawaii's representative is named Wookie Kim. Now all I can think about is what a Korean Chewbacca might look/sound like.

Moxie Crimefighter

The first ape to hit two rocks together is the source of all our current woes.

 

[Hitman One]

"I don't know about you guys but the stench of alpaca shit, unwashed ass and rancid smegma is so hot uwu I wish I were a eunuch so I could revel in that stank anytime I want."

doesn't this nigger risk having his guts fall out of his fake pussy if he tries to touch himself?

 

[Meat Target]

Knock knock
Who's there?
Therapist
Therapist who?
The rapist who can go into a woman's spa because he put on a dress today!

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

"My girlfriend says [anything]. Who's right?"
nigga women are always wrong

 

[DerKryptid]

Mutt's law
As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of an amerimutt mentioning black dicks or interracial sex approaches 1.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Please show us on the Sonic the Hedgehog doll where the autistic person touched you.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Feds got mad the last time someone tried to help by adding more chlorine to a furry convention.

Put it away, sir. You’re embarrassing yourself and everyone else.

Agreed, his life would have been vastly improved if he'd just accepted becoming a powerbottom.

Lmao world is a fuck born to die.

 

[Meat Target]

the face you slap today may be connected to the ass you need to kiss tomorrow.

 

[Hitman One]

Also why is there a crucifix on the wall, there's no God

The serial killer stare is back. Why does he always do that when he poses with animals?

 

[White Baby]

There's also the pussy factor here.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Hospitals make the stupid mistake of laying women down in beds. That's sheer stupidity.

I squatted during each birth.

"I'm still mad as hell, and I don't have time
To go 'round and 'round and 'round"

I came back on here after I heard Joshua Moon air illegal threats on YouTube to harass me with some thug creeps he'd hire off the blackmarket and send to my door

You're a nigger
#TAG-EXHIBIT

Guess I should put a non-flushable picture of Joshua Moon in my toliet!