random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[KiwiFuzz]

If I see one more scabby ass pimple I'm going to perish

 

[SneedEyeMitch]

Lmao, get a load of this big-dick loser.
Careful you don't trip over that thing, FAGGOT!

 

[Aunt Carol]

Canada will chop your dick off for free, what more do you need?

You either touch your vagina or your penis, there is no other way to do this.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

its the new era, no goths, no emos, no drags, only troons

Gabby killed him because @Internet War Criminal fucked a psycho bitch who was bad at sex if reading the thread is anything to go by

The shitflinging in the Gabby thread is still glorious to watch, even as it’s winding down.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Shit, piss, and eggs come out of the same hole.

 

[NyQuilninja]

Hey, Tom. Eat shit.

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID NIGGERKIKE WHORES.
WE HAVE A THREAD FOR ABORTION DEBATES. IT IS IN DEEP THOUGHTS. USE IT INSTEAD OF SHITTING UP THIS THREAD. YOU ARE ALL BEING ANNOYING AND STUPID AND I WANT YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP. Thank you.

Oh Joy, Tardmaster Prime has been summoned from his Fortress of Sperg to shit up another thread.

dog cum must lower your iq

 

[DiggieSmalls]

I think you were preying on him a bit when you talked about his semen.
…
I got his sperm on lockdown. Lol

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

"Do you *want* to get raped and your house burned down by a lightning strike? Because that's how that happens!"

 

[Fetish Roulette]

My family is directly impacted by inclusion, as we are a majority neurodivergent under our roof. I am a neurodivergent rights activist, but none of this has ever been “political” for me. I am fighting for our lives, literally.

 

[Law]

fuck you for that mutilated penis jumpscare

 

[Aunt Carol]

It's surprisingly hard to find good photos of male prostitutes getting arrested.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

The boss forces you to watch homosexual men having anal sex at work. This is the road this leads down.

 

[DerKryptid]

 

[Aunt Carol]

Let me start out by saying that I don't like hippos. I think they're fat and irritable assholes that think they own the whole fucking world because they weigh 4000 pounds and can crush a watermelon with their mouth.
They are not only assholes to every other living creature that wants a sip of water in the scorching East African sun, they're also gigantic assholes to each other. Hippos are the only creature Steve Irwen wouldn't play with (in hindsight stingrays should have also been on that list). If you're such a miserable fucking asshole that the patron saint of animals won't wrastle with you, you're an evil abomination and should be eradicated from existence.
The only reason I haven't started on my fat fuck slaying crusade is because I'm not very smart and don't understand what the full ramifications of removing them from the food chain would entail. You can rest assured that as soon as I can confirm that the world will be a better place without them, I will be the first on the front line to ridding our beautiful planet of these chunky demons.

 

[DerKryptid]

Alec Baldwin F.A.G.

Fucked And Guilty

 

[The Un-Clit]

@Pee Cola sez:

Fun game: whenever you see Grokster in this document, take a shot. Not even Nick Rekieta could get past page 6 without passing out.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Just add some recipes if the opportunity arises since KiwiFarms is, after all, a recipe-sharing website masquerading as a cyberbullying and harassment forum.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Kian Olsheski was born female. He says he knew at age four something wasn’t right. To this day, he remembers how upset he’d get as a child when, at McDonald’s, he didn’t get the Happy Meal for boys. That’s when it started.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

go to the sin den with the fetid one and then discover the trapdoor spider living between its thighs

an anticipation of gay butt stuff

 

[Meat Target]

Can you call it genocide if it's just one guy?