random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[The Un-Clit]

For what doth it profit a man, to gain the whole world, and smell the amhole? Only one man has dared to snuffle the truffle of Kevin's lady compost heap, and he became (more) insane to the point he now yells at clouds on the internet, forgetting they are deaf and must be spoken to in ASL. Look upon the works of Wedge, ye foolhardy and despair, for he is an example of what happens when you fly too close to the stanky shit-sun of Kevin's wound that never heals.

I'm not sure this will be appropriate for the .txt without more context, but good GODBEAR did I laugh my goolies off reading it the first time. (it's about Kevin Gibes, of course.)

 

[Chi-com Soldier]

DISARM WHITE MEN

 

[Haffhart]

I knew I had a bad feeling about today, /pol/ nigger copycat day.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

We live happening to happening and talking point to talking point, never learning anything, it makes me sometimes wonder why bother following politics at all, but then i would have to accept the fact that i have no choice but to follow reality, and that would be an admission that i am in hell, and i'd prefer to ignore that possibility.

I don't approve of that and wouldn't want that on my conscience. I just wanted to see some niggers heads explode same as you. Same as everyone.

All Feds need to be ran over.

Look /pol/ when we said go outside this is not what we meant

Also thank you Josh and mods for closing registration so no more twitter users sign up and call us ableist for rightfully identifying the shooter is a retard

if I had a nickel for every time a grown adult obsessed with a children's cartoon shot up a grocery store I'd have 10 cents.


That isn't a lot but it's weird it's happened twice.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Feels like I am watching Thai midget boxing all over again

 

[Law]

I am bedbound due to a tiktok addiction.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

That's what happens when you mindlessly copy someone's homework.

 

[Blackhole]

Josh's pure disbelief and surprise at seeing the phrase "shoot all the kikes" was amazing.

I like the part where null is a slobbering retard

 

[KiwiFuzz]

We live happening to happening and talking point to talking point, never learning anything, it makes me sometimes wonder why bother following politics at all, but then i would have to accept the fact that i have no choice but to follow reality, and that would be an admission that i am in hell, and i'd prefer to ignore that possibility.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

What a gorgeous human being.

This is like band kid humor with spree shooter MKultra victim mixed in

Nigga, Washingtons socks were loose like the mad pussy he was bustin in on the daily. The fuck is this?

Caroline Orr is the biggest airhead on the internet, hands down. She strictly repeats what others tell her. Plus she’s a cokehead

Don't talk shit about velcro shoes, bitch ass nigga

 

[Meat Target]

You can just feel the atheism emanating from this picture.

 

[Happy Fish]

I always thought /pol/ was the Polish section of 4chan.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

You don't even need the literature, your great-grandad's local memesmith was hand crafting bespoke woodcuts about how women would steer themselves into misery if left alone.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

Freedom to deadname is the right of all sentient beings

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Woke: transgender students
Bespoke: Transformer students

 

[Pissmaster]

So I have an ultimatum: Bill Gates and the Illuminati got a herd of nigger cattle. WOOOO WE GOTT A HERD OF NIGGER CATTLE WE GOT A HERD OF NIGGER CATTLE. They got a big herd of nigger cattle yippie ki yay we're nigger cattle herders we got a herd of nigger cattle, they are the most docile fucking nigger cattle we got 'em so docile we got this awesome big fucking herd of nigger cattle and they shit and they sit there and they watch TV and they shit ITS THE BEST FUCKING HERD OF NIGGER CATTLE. We took away all their guns now they just shit and we watch them and were rich. We are so fucking rich. We have so much fucking money. We got this herd of nigger cattle WOOOOO. We're milking the fucking nigger cattle it's the best thing ever. So that's what the Illuminati got and I got a space alien. So here is my ultimatum: you can live in hell with my nigger cattle OR you can put me in charge of the space alien temple, the third temple. OK? Have fun with your nigger cause I sure as hell ain't gonna fucking suck your jew nigger cock. Fuck yourself you think i'm gonna fucking enjoy nigger cattle after I had a fucking space alien are you fucking crazy? I got a fucking space alien of course I'm not gonna fuck, fuck with nigger cattle fuck yourself. You fucking think i... enjoy your FUCKING NIGGER CATTLE YOU GOT THE NIGGER CATTLE YOU GOT THE NIGGER CATTLE YOU GOT THE NIGGER CATTLE GO GO GO GO YOU GOT THE NIGGER CATTLE. You got a fucking herd of nigger WOOOO we got 'em so docile they just shit all day aint that so great?

 

[Foxxo]

• the lumpy meat of a sassy crab boi

 

[SCSI]

The government would have to pry my heated toilet seat from my perfectly warmed asscheeks when I'm dead.

Reddit is a state of mind.

How pathetic do you have to be to go out to lunch with a random crow you picked up off the street?

Why the fuck would you tell your dentist you do porn? And why the fuck would a dentist have seen your feet? And why the fuck would you want a foot fetishist for a dentist?

NEWFAG FIGHT!!!​

 

[Cats]

I've also never needed to do the weird mini-games people will do on the toilet while "waiting" to shit like reading shampoo bottles, dicking around on their phone, or even putting a finger in the vag close to the anal wall.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

I refuse to apologize for doubleposting.