random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Jonah Hill poster]

People care more about what they feel they can influence rather than what they cannot, real satire at 11

 

[JustSomeDong]

Not gonna lie, the idea of crunchy pussy is horrifying on every possible level.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

I'm so sick of being right these past two years.

 

[Mister Uno]

I don't think he has the initiative nor the ability to consistently shove a pump into his ass

 

[Stabmaster Arson II]

This nigga has never had an original thought that wasn't about rape.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I do not think that Diogenes would approve of "Being hypocritical and not living your ideals is GREAT"

white women are the most powerful lobbying and voting demographic in this shithole country. They hate guns, they hate video games, and now they REALLY hate trannies. Pack it up, freaks, it's over!

With each passing year, Othais looks more like some Russian Orthodox hermit who lives in a hut in the woods.

hell yeah its time to watch my favorite crazyman talk about old thing

My advice is google "how to pack bags" and "how to open door and walk out"

 

[Kiwi On The Go]

That man is one person clown show and all of them are sad and suicidal

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Cope, seethe, dilate even. We love Josh more than your own parents love you.

nigga nigga nigga bitch nigga nigga nigga fried chicken nigga watermelon nigga bitch nigga white women titties ass

 

[Cats]

How gleefully Kevin jokes about having his rot-pocket 2.0 crafted from the skin of TERFs. Literal skin-walker.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

What did he even do besides being possibly Mexican?

"Hmm yes, ever since my big-boobed 20-year-old blonde secretary started flirting with me I've been feeling increasingly poly, it's been a real voyage of self-discovery."

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

This fucking tranny made me want to get waffle house.

 

[Cats]

the tortoise of interference

 

[Meat Target]

The world isn't ready for the necrussy. And it never will be.

 

[My Name is Mud]

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

yaaaaay pudding

 

[Hitman One]

“Help me move to a cave in Afghanistan”- Lucas Bin Troonen

I think Buffalo Bill just threw up in his mouth a little

 

[Windows Error 98]

It looks like he designed my vagina with a shotgun.

 

[LurkTrawl]

should i start selling candles that smell like my dick?

However stupid he gets, his stupidity is always only slightly less than his obesity. So put him on a scale, and however fat he is, he is slightly less stupid than that.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I'm now Gaius Julius Caesar and nobody can argue it. I chose Julius for my nomen because I like the drink Orange Julius.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Plus it's not even realistic, no Asian women have hips that shapely.