random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[make_it_so]

it's just like in that movie "the terminator" where you have humans running from skeletons because the skeletons of the world suddenly came to life.

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

If you asked these people to draw a circle they'd have to check tiktok to see what a circle looks like, and they'd probably draw a dick.

 

[Poonocchio]

"transformers, gonna get fucked in my new vag, transformers, transformers, just airing out my vag, transformers, coom, coom, coom transformers"

 

[Hitman One]

Imagine being a dad and your daughter gets yeeted by some sperg that looks like fucking comic book guy.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Of course, people may be stupid but they aren't that stupid, most have a perfectly functioning bullshit detector.

I have an azn friend who is also like this. He is young (early 20s), has a soft azn face, soft aristoratic hands, think he goes to a hair stylist, puts on perfume, very fashionable and conscious about his looks in general.
"buhu why do gay guys hit on me all the time" CAUSE YOU LOOK LIKE A BOTTOM TWINK QUEER AND STOP PRETENDING YOU DONT ENJOY THE ATTENTION YOU FAGGOT

Edit. I'm being told they are planning a viking funeral for the bird. Would that count as a bbq?

I found it very amusing that almost all of the first half of their list is inclusivity towards being a massive sex pest.

I just assume it's his scrotum with handles.

You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din.

Anyways, the pooner with the “PORN” knuckle tattoo and hentai shirt/anime blush makeup is perfect. I don’t think you can get much more coombrained than that.

One pepperoni'd black child is a tragedy; eight is a statistic.

 

[Harm]

"I want to be offended in the first-person." - Null, Mad At The Internet 8/11/23

 

[demicolon]

I have a violent case of anal schizophrenia, it's hard to tell if the hedgehog murdering a man for smoking in my room is real or not.

 

[Pissmaster]

This is covered extensively in the "I'm tired of this gay shit" thread.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

A homosexual man screaming the word anus comes sprinting around the hallway corner.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Speaking as a gay man, that dudes a retard. Hand in your fag card hun. x

Let us not come down so hard over chewing sides, many people have chewing sides.
I have had a chewing side many times over the years, and basically have an 80-20 dispersal currently in order not to endanger the circumstance.

 

[Power Appreciator]

It's why we're here. To piss on glow niggers, and to outshine them in every aspect.

 

[Yamamura]

I can only imagine what Bluey is teaching kids. Hopefully they say "cunt" all the time, being Australian.

 

[102]

 

[Trianon]

Sneetches, but with uteri

 

[MrJokerRager]

They took "Thank you come again" literally.

 

[Sprate Header]

The four horsemen of the apocalypse really need to fuck off and die already.

Unironically goes hard.

 

[Pedophobe]

But regardless, the Wogglebug's show MUST go on

it all makes so much too much fucking sense now and explains everything!

Help! It hurts!

 

[Poonocchio]

I think anyone who says they're a map is literally admitting to being "Male And Pedo"

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Ms. Scott asserts that she is a “law school drop out [sic]” and worked for a lawyer for six months while in college.

Oh well. 40 big ones, make sure to buy a large sized pizza in her honor with that.

It is alleged that Ms. Scott has made over 2,700 posts on Kiwi Farms.

I WANT TO FUCK MIDNA SO BAD I WANT TO SLURP UP HER LEGS LIKE BIG NOODLES I WANT TO EAT EVERY MEAL OF MY LIFE OFF OF HER FAT ASS I WANT TO DUMP MY CUM IN HER RUMP EVERY SINGLE NIGHT I WANT TO FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK MIDNA SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAD PLEASE GOD FUCK I WANT TO BLAST ENDLESS BUSTS INTO HER LITTLE IMP WOMB I WANT TO GLAZE HER LIKE A DONUT WITH MY CUM FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I WANNA PUMP PUMP FUCK FUCK HER IMP BUTT I WANT TO TASTE EVERY INCH OF HER BODY OOH MMMMYYY FUCKIIINNGGG GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD PLEASE I WANT TO FUCK MIDNA I WANT TO FUCK MIDNA PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE IF I HAD A CHANCE TO FUCK MIDNA I WOULD NEVER CUM ANYWHERE ELSE BUT HER IMP PUSSYYYYYYY PLEASE PLEASE OMMGGG IM SO HORNY WHEN I SEE MIDNA I CANT STAND IT I HAVE TO FUCK MIDNA I WONT CUM TO ANYTHING BUT MIDA HELP ME FUCK MIDNA SO HORNY FOR IMP ASS OMG PLEASE FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKK OH MY FUCKING GOD IMAGINE BEING WOLF LINK AND FEELING HER FAT BUTT AND THIGHS BOUNCING AGAINST YOUR BACK I WOULD BE STRINGING CUMS SHOOTING FAT WOLF ROPES EVERY TIME I FELT HER AGAINST ME FUCK FUCK FUCK I WANT TO FUCK MIDNA I WANT TO FUCK MIDNA

Osama Bin Laden finds a good bargain on Bad Dragon dildos

 

[Anne Hyroe]

I believe this requires us to chant:
YOU LOST MELINDA SCOTT,
YOU FAILED MELINDA SCOTT,
YOU'RE DUMB MELINDA SCOTT,
YOU'RE THE DUMBEST LITIGANT EVER MELINDA SCOTT,
YOU'RE A FAILURE MELINDA SCOTT!

The glow up