random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Big Nasty]

the evidence clearly shows that if you want to be a cool dude on the internet, you have to lust after effeminate men.

All he can do is call you a niggerboy and flash his dick, but that's it.

 

[Autistic Joe]

Nigger. Don't taunt or challenge him, he is the guy who superdoxed @thegooddoctor just over being annoying.

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

"He probably fumes in anger when being told to wash his penis."
"With his gunt, he probably hasn't seen it in years."

 

[Monolith]

When Dumb and Dumberer can't excite you without a handful of Immodium shoved up your ass, are you really living in the first place?

 

[Gentlebastard]

Those people are mainlining pure uncut copium.

This is why police brutality is not only not a problem, but we need more of it.

We talk a lot about TiM violence (as we should), but TiF violence is way funnier because these are tiny women, some of whom are out of their minds of T, who really want to live up to the absolute worst stereotypes of violent men.

DEAR LORD, THATS A REAL PRODUCT

They should all star in cartel execution videos.

We're a Christian Group of Men who when not on our knees thanking God for every inch of Glory he awards us with we're giving each other a helping hand

How many patches of endometriosis would you like so you can suffer a hysterectomy for oppression/pity points?

That is a insane achievement. Making troons look sane and collected.

Please your honor, my client is a retard and didn't know any better.

I, for one, welcome our retard overlords, with their cheap tight suits, pointy shoes, and drooling retard clients.

Those are your delusions again, stalker. You have been instructed many bajillion times to not doubt his ability to find and do gayer things. Continuing to do so constitutes felony homophobia on your part. Wait for the very limp wristed knock.

 

[BirdUp]

intelligence: able to name the last three presidents, knows number of weeks in a year and does not know how many nickels in $1.15

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@Muttley

do you want me to yell at you???
NO MORE SHITTING IN NIGGERS

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

Let me consult my crystal fucking ball

I am okay with this, as long as it's for women and not "women".

Mormons are Christian. What bigots.

If you can bake well, do it.

Bitches love bread.

Teet yeeting and floppy flesh tubes sewn onto your crotch is just depressing.

 

[Merchmongler]

Oops! We ran into some problems.

 

[Gentlebastard]

>disgusting degenerate looks in the mirror and doesn't like what he sees

Many such cases

I mean, why not? Just freaking do it. The world is already laughing at you so you might close the curtain with something big and retarded.

Shut the fuck up you melted ice-cream and sprinkles looking old hag.

Humans are fucking retarded, some of the entire point of religions is to impose social strictures on people so they don't tear each other apart in the street over a doughnut.

I have a lot dislike about how they do shit, but my hatred of New York as an entity overrides that.

Oh please. I'm supposed to believe that you never spent a night watching gay porn and drooling over big cocks and gaping rectums?

The Japanese obsession with bloodtypes being tied to personality is more scientifically rigorous than this.

This probably makes me sound like your maiden aunt, but you know, what the fuck, your maiden aunt is not the one leading us into the abyss.

If you think that a troon wouldn't be willing to do something that horrific to a woman for the sake of his fetish you're dead wrong.

We should be a minute into the hearing at this point.

Anyone else taking a break at work right now even though we can't watch or listen live? I got too excited not to.

I'm claiming diarrhea over here. Can't go wrong with the classics.

I prefer Ian's analogies to Tim's, because at least Ian makes up his own completely insane imagery instead of pirating the latest Marvel movie pabulum

C'mon it's Tennessee. That's one part of the country where "Country Gravy" is available as a beverage. I'm surprised they're not fatter.

I thought you were joking.

There IS an impregnation fetish that's mixed with amputation. I.e. wearing a slave with amputated limbs that's soley used to produce offspring.

It’s shit like this that keeps bringing me back to KF.

Most of the people I work with, I wouldn't even trust them with a stapler.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Like many Democrat-aligned posters of this fine gossip website, he was unable to figure out how to use Tor.

 

[RACISM]

On NIGGER towers....

I'm seeing a lot of disappointing attempts lately or outright rule violations when it comes to how a proper NIGGER tower is constructed in the chat. Here's the rules again for all you newfags:

1. NIGGER towers should be in all caps for emphasis. NIGGER is a power word.
2. Each letter in the NIGGER tower has to be by a unique contributor. You can't I then G then G etc...
3. Anyone who interrupts a NIGGER tower while it is under construction risks 7 years bad luck for the offender. NIGGER towers harness negroid magic powers from the nigger dimension and when it breaks bad shit happens. DON'T DO IT.
4. @wry wrangler likes big asses for some reason.
5. Once a NIGGER tower has been capped with a hard R, it's cool to either continue, say constructing more letters to make NIGGERS or NIGGERFAGGOT or some variation on NIGGER. It doesn't matter, NIGGER has been evoked properly.
6. It's okay to edit your letter if you fuck up, but it better fix the NIGGER tower properly or bad shit happens.

Hope this helps, you gay niggers.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@RACISM

Turns out bird wasn't the word. It was nigger

@bird.up

make women illegal

 

[AgendaPoster]

I'm in neuroSURGERY you ignorant slut. I have to know more than the average doctor, even.

 

[Karakhalkin-Gol]

"My friend and i were discussing an AU about hitler throwing a party with jammies and plushies at his place..."

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

it almost sounds like an embezzlement scheme that's so dumb it's smart. get a gorillion dollars from investors, hire creepy gay discord users, let them infight, then run off with the cash.

@Jewthulhu explain your people!

Josh Whedon Ruined a Whole Generation of Writers

 

[Autistic Joe]

Reparations? Fuck off, these niggers were already bought at retail price once. A deal is a deal.

 

[Kyle Odom]

...I am so glad I don't have weaponised Kiwi autism working against me, man.

 

[Local Fed]

After about 4 days of chili my colon is crying out for mercy and my butthole is so raw it's bleeding. I love my mom, but not her chili!

 

[IamnottheNSA]

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its a degenerate platform
basically organized haters