random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Brain Power]

Did they really include both owners’ anime avatars with prison bars photoshopped over them in the seizure message? That can’t be real.

 

[Uh Oh Stinky]

I dunno it’s hard to put a positive spin on someone wiping someone else’s ass on a livestream.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I genuinely cannot comprehend paying 5k for inbred dog cum.

 

[vomitusdeux]

"thanks for supporting my furry butt"

Men would rather take their chances with a Bear.

Whore does whore things, is treated like whore. I don't really know what she expected.

I thought trannies are supposed to be good with computer

> "the nigger on the cover"
> cover has a white woman in dim lighting
OP, are you retarded, or do you just leave your mom's basement so rarely that anything less than paper-white skin is basically a shitskin to you?

In her 20s Pam I'd make squirt like your mom last night, DAMN THAT PUSSY NICE!!

De Masta regulata of dem hurt feelin's bin found — it in de brain stem mandem

You know who I trust with my brainstem? Pfizer and phriends!

im drinking on the troonshiiine, oh oh

Tell that nigger / wop / wetback / kike/ polock / zipperhead (or whatever the fuck it is) that I am a very hinged racist. Very hinged.

You're drinking the carcass of god.

I remember reading Hitler was evidently really big on animal welfare, like us, so I guess we may really be racists after all...

I’d rather be a racist than a zoosadist

Leave this debate up to the few troons that haven't listened to 500 hours of sissy hypno, because it shows in everything you write.

That’s what a glowie would want me a think until they hand an autist and MR-15 and send them to the nearest school.

Imagine posting your gross tranny moobs on a forum about laughing at retards on the internet just because a user known for having a scat fetish asked you to.

But I was told that the reason everything today has to be made for niggers and fags was because everything up until now was only made for straight white men and now it’s their turn? Which is it?

BURN IN HELL FAGGOT.

I don’t get why you all are throwing text walls at each other when the answer is clear as day. If niggas can get boners from corpses and blondes buying wonder bread, then I see no reason why dudes getting off from imagining themselves as women (and vice-versa) wouldn’t be a distinct fetish.

I have an opinion on a place I've never visited. Is Chris a Guatemalan?

*cuts self with razor while shaving balls* FUCKING MOIDS!!!!!

Can he just divorce Twilight Sparkle already?!

If I have to see another monocolor, unshaded anthropomorphic fat rabbit with a gunt and a swimsuit doing yet another standing pose with a blank background, I'm going to wrap myself in copper wire and dive into a power grid.

Hey ChatGPT, pretend to be an autistic Finnish woman who is dating Chris Chan and just found out that a forum of autistic people have been stalking her.

"scentally delicious and confident"

you already have pics of my face and follow me and christine everywhere and now you have my duolingo and socials so what more do you want from me??? are you trying to now kidnap me and rape me???? just take my fucking info off this cancerous page and stop obsessing over me you perverts!!!!

Here's a photo of him riding a dildo (not kidding)

He can afford all the plushies and mini thigh high socks but can’t afford some fuckin’ toothpaste.

Toothpaste won't save you from the Nick Bate ending when you're someone who literally eats shit.

So who here still has their e-sex virginity?

but I hope this furfag chokes to death on his dentures.

he hasn't done anything crazy besides injecting HRT from the dirty floor.

That thing looks like a pooner digimon.

the shoving the dildo into his asshole was the part the did it for me

There was donkey porn before I was born!? Holy shit, it really was over before it even started.

 

[hl2_linux]

How does a trans squirrel survive if they have no nutts?​

 

[doodoocaca]

I kinda ignored what was in front of my eyes during the first season, the small clips, like the little girl in bondage getting canned and the in the robot boy butthole detail, I even followed Tsukushi on Xitter! And then I watched season two.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

some other sperg declaring retard jihad on him via Instagram

all shipfags are also NTRcucks and all NTRcucks are subhumans who need to be beheaded

"ethical billionaires" are pretty much just limited to Gaben and his family at this point.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Around orcas never relax.

 

[Asian tech support]

You have a pic of a woman as your profile avatar. Eat some shotgun bullets pls.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

She looks like an advocate for sensible cannibalism due to the Wendigo Native American heritage.

 

[Unique User Name]

I've got an N count larger than some rural zipcodes so I feel empowered to tell you... yes. 5.5" is about normal.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

Kind of crazy how in 2024, being a "reactionary" just means you don't industrial-scale commodification of a woman's anus should be legal

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

Taking bets: who did he piss off badly enough? A major drug cartel? Mossad? Hillary Clinton?

 

[Haramburger]

kino coming from Dyn:

First they ignore Kiwi Farms.
Then they laugh at Kiwi Farms.
Then they fight Kiwi Farms.
Then Kiwi Farms wins.

 

[Tablet County]

I'm partial to a total craniotomy if only because I'm all but certain all we would find inside his skull is a solitary drawing of his 5 year old genshin waifu.

The Abyss do indeed stare back sometimes

Ana is NOT fat and i MIGHT have sex with her

"THIS IS BULLSHIT! OF COOOOOOURSE NO TRANNY IS GOING TO BE GREASIER THAN ME! OF COOOOOOOURSE!"

he began slathering himself with bacon grease and wouldn't stop writhing across the floors of the TYT studios like a petulant slug

Ben Bova's The Duelling Machine, 1969
>prediction: killing someone in VR will psychologically break them or even make them die IRL
>reality: killing someone in VR just makes them call you a nigger

 

[Sneed S. McSneedensen]

No one out-greases the Chunky Yogurt, you fucking understand me? NO ONE!

 

[Meat Target]

There are not enough beatings in the world to cure such disorders.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I haven't thought about Lena Dunham since I found out she liked shoving rocks up her sister's pussy and googled her. Talk about an ugly woman who didn't age well.

One of my family members is a verified homo

"Why is that difference material?" It's literally your fucking job, you concrete eating retard.

you shouldn't turn off the ability for retards to give you free money

Ladies and Gentlemen and that jailbait discord twink I invited to the farms last week...

I don't think Hitler would be that good of a streamer or content creator.

Goebbels, on the other hand, would be a fucking powerhouse. Can you imagine what that guy could have done if he had access to AfterEffects and happy_merchant.png ?

Indian women might be mistaken for being quiet, but really they are just happy you are not raping them or cheating on them with a goat.

thats one of the few things i do like about her; that and her crazy eyes. she really does look like a woman that would chain a man up to a radiator because she thinks they're in love

She looks like an advocate for sensible cannibalism

Stop smiling, I don't want to see your war crime of a mouth.

I've come to accept that words simply don't have meaning anymore.

Please ask your wife to keep us updated on the downfall of her crazy friends.

Holy shit how have I just now discovered this thread is a thing

The stories I could tell

Don't cocktease.

Surprisingly self aware? Or so oblivious it circles back?
Horseshoe theory is real guys

If my first name was a variety of cheese, you bet your ass I would milk it for all it's worth.

yeah i'd bet you'd milk it. Skim all that profit. Really embody the cat with cream on it's face. Cheese everyone off as you rake in that cheddar.

She would look at someone on their deathbed from AIDS, literally wasting away in front of her eyes, and she would insist she's somehow still more immunocompromised than them.

Picture of Patrick Sean Tomlinson about to build Adirondack chairs using the corpses of school teachers, 1989 (Colorized)

 

[LurkTrawl]

There's nothing that unites humanity more than our ability to be complete ass holes to each other for no reason other than our own entertainment.

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

Many white women have beautiful faces, nice bodies, and lovely vaginas.