random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Poonocchio]

If I was going to partake in baneful prostration to induce the presence of Loki for three and a half hours I’d just watch a Marvel movie

 

[DavidS877]

If you leave an open jar of mayo in the back of the fridge for two weeks it will develop more sense than current day Nick Rekieta. At the very least its kids won't test positive for cocaine.

 

[Miss Violet Beauregarde]

For a split second I thought she transition into Kyle Broflovski from South Park.

 

[Harvey Danger]

Fuck off faggot, we're not hostile, kill yourself, cocksucker. We are the goddamn nicest people in the world, you absolute piece of shit.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I haven't clicked on a single image on the previous page and my day is so much better for it.

Sometimes I forget how retarded he is. I always think he can't be any more retarded and BOOM, there he goes, pushing the limits of retardation further and further

The packet of Doritos she's got hidden in her gunt is like the cherry on top.

A line cook that’s done hard drugs and is addicted to sex and amphetamines is like calling water wet.

 

[supremeautismo]

I applaud your courage for posting this on Kiwi Farms but perhaps you should also post this in an email to your mental health professional.

 

[OvercookedBacon]

Just going to revive this idea from like 50 pages ago because a montage of islamist dickheads getting their dicks blown off set to Pomp And Circumstance does sound like a fun watch.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

Lolcows have some kind of pure, unadulterated luck us mere retards can only dream of.

In response to AnOminous' most recent quote here:

My apologies, but i must bring the fact that you didn't call him a nigger to your attention. That is pretty rude, try better next time.

 

[Tablet County]

The Fedsmoker Gambit (everyone I don't like is a babyraper) is a highly underappreciated tactic.

When I was 13, I was watching ben shapiro and watching conservatives. Then I found destiny’s debates, and my worldview was shattered.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

I guess now this thread is just a place for people to come and confess things that I would only admit at gunpoint. Ok.

 

[BirdUp]

You are a nigger. I hate you.

 

[Tablet County]

Bailiff, explode his penis immediately.

 

[Hitman One]

you should discontinue your horsemaxxing endeavour.

 

[MaleLonelinessEpidemic]

whats wrong with raping?

 

[Axiom.]

>"Stinky, bald, and fat."
>

I'M NONE OF THESE THINGS!!!!

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/amanda...attyforgothgf-ghostguy15.192186/post-19383189

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

He somehow looks both like the school retard and the asshole that bullied him.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

HIV could be extinct in the next two generations if people weren't fucking retards.

leave it to a Mormon to come up with a biblical justification for smoking crystal meth

First world problems have first world solutions with first world prices.

His mother loved meth more than him.

go cry to the queen you curry scented dingleberry, fucking perma-vassal stooge of england.

Were you bullied by Jamal and Pedro?

Satan is real and he's thriving in India.

Shut the fuck up, Trump doesn't care about you.

"Any Jew but THAT Jew. Please bring home a Palestinian boy before Sander."

Living in filth, eating literal shit, and worshiping smurfs. Bomb them all to hell.

What's up with the mentally ill having spergouts at Panera Bread?

Does this Caucasoid tranny have a legitimate reason for identifying as a Cherokee?

“Yo broski, don’t mind my dude Noah… He’s just having his boy drip out the front hole!”

Unchecked Judaism and its consequences have been a disaster for the Human Race.

America is a satanic beast which devours the flesh and blood of the young. Beating heart of the anti-christ and probably also lovers with Beelzebub, Lufcifer, and Satan.

We must secure the existence of tomgirls, and a future for cool chicks who likes dood things!

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW THIS?!?

Ah, the accursed uterus.

“That’s nice, dear. Does that mean you’ll be leaving the house today?”

God forbid the good name of a demographic known for eating each others assholes be slandered like this!

Can't The Writers come up with something more creative? We already had an attempted assassination this season.

I guess Trump assassin's are also DEI hires.

This is what happens when you send a protestant to do a mormon's job

The murder attempts will continue until the orange nigger steps down.

"IT'S THE CIA, IT'S THE FBI, IT'S THE FREEMASONS, IT'S VENEZUELA, IT'S HAITI, IT'S ALL THE CATS AND DOGS THE HAITIANS ATE, IT'S ILLEGALS, IT'S ZOG, IT'S THE ILLUMINATI, IT'S GLOBOHOMO, IT'S GEORGE SOROS, IT'S GLOWIES!"

Only the holy cleansing fire of the Lord can heal such sickness.

MANLY MAN EMBRACES MASCULINE HOBBY, KNITS MANLY SWEATER!

The Cubic Pubic special please Doc! Extra fries!

Finally! A man with the long fabled yaoi hole!!

"It appears that a thin strip of fabric worn around and partially hanging off one's neck is a token that displays your belonging to the 'man' group. Therefore, if I got such token permanently branded on my body, that would display my dedication and solidify my status as a 'human male' ."

poetry is just
when you write sentences
like this

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

A beautiful contribution to an otherwise mid public freakout.

if a guy bought a robotic ass-wiping toilet from an online clearing house stocking products made in sweatshop factories and it peeled his butt skin off, I'd suggest he should've bought a regular toilet.

I would like some milk from the milk man's wife's tits.

It’s conceivable that breaching the amhole would be akin to fucking a pumpkin.

“freak off supplies”

I know you mormons work for the CIA, but at least be more covert than this.

Yeah, and that's one reason why I work for The Episcopal Church and not fucking Hezbollah.

Jesus wouldn't use this website.

In the words of George W Bush: Fuck those niggers, they killed americans too. Fuck all of them.

We should built a Kiwifarms pager network

If you want to accuse me of being a muzzie, then I challenge you to present proof of ham sandwich and I will do the same (bacon or other pork products are also acceptable). Then we can be sure there are no semites here.

I wish I was a sociopath, this world is easy to take advantage of.

Believe it or not some people have great fear of the coomer shitposter ever being more than that.

 

[Betonhaus]

Both of you quit shitting up the thread or my eyes are going to need a rape kit.

 

[Pedophobe]

It's okay to laugh at internet weirdos and retards.

I'd pity you, except you're actually such an awful person that you deserve it.

Because there is no justice in this whore of a universe.