random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Pure Autism]

I am BRUTALLY sober right now. No coffee, 1200kcal a day on average (alt fasting), no carbonated drinks. I'm living 100% in reality and I am in anguish.

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

How the fuck do you cut both your double chins shaving?

I can excuse matricide, murder, cannibalism and incest. But I draw the line at domestic violence!

 

[Friendly Primarina]

Is... is there a good reason to rape and kill little girls?

 

[Tablet County]

For context, this image is from a video of a "childrens nursery songs" where hitler with tight body and nice tits dances with tranny mickey mouse.

I've always considered myself more of a drama slut.

 

[Spectate]

You are all pathetic faggots, bullies. Dox me then? Go ahead, I am far more successful than any of you will ever be. Ever stop to think, how you got to this place you are now? Why fuck with this one guy? Because you are all a hivemind of fucking losers, surrounding and killing the weak bee for comfort.

 

[Oliver Onions]

No more talk about intercourse with women. This is the Morrowind thread now.

 

[OvercookedBacon]

(calls you a "nigger" in lizardtongue)

 

[Gentlebastard]

I remember thinking I was autistic when I was a teenager and autism was a new thing in the cultural zeitgeist, but people older than me said "no, you're just an asshole." Turns out they were right.

I think what most disturbs me is the fact that you read tv tropes, you sick, autistic bastard.

I don't even know anymore. Like there are approximately 1.74e12 Philly Cheesesteak recipes on the internet and Jack digs up some weird AI shit. HOW?

Being the schizo I am I've tried to figure this out.

The thing I'm trying to rap my head around at the moment is curvy asians, because technically, genetically, they should've even exist.

I can confirm that's Asmongold. My uncle who works at Nintendo told me so.

 

[Buttigieg2020]

Most people don't realize this, but after WWII, the American middle class exploded because of cheap, Chinese imports.

 

[mr. testicular torsion]

i dont shit in my tub

 

[Tablet County]

Guys stop playing fortnite so this jew piece of shit can keep sending money to Ukraine and Israel

I am always amused by the fact that even people who don't consider themselves racist will still admit to finding Pajeets objectionable and unpleasant.

I had like three different posts typed out through the morning to clarify exactly this but each time concluded "this has to be really shitty bait, I'm retarded".

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Oh Jason, Jason my son... do not ask questions like that to me.

I don't have time to wait five years for some goofy ASMR girl to finally show some side boob for $200 when for $35 RandoLatina69 is coming right out of the gate absorbing an entire bad dragon while Ye plays in the background.

Listen you shrivel dick faggot, Imaginatium is clearly a better material than Fantasite. The Void Rangers would absolutely wipe the floor with the Vacuum Legionaries. And I don't need sit silently and put up with retards who suggest otherwise.

Not even remotely what since said but Brandon literally had CIA asset and fat alcoholic homosexual and dirty Irishmen who shall not be named on his podcast where he said you know what it's okay to kill Americans who are spreading disinformation.
As well as the worst video game reviewer The Akman.
Who's been caught red handed taking bribes from game publishers.

Brandon is your typical probably cheating on his wife conservative influencer not willing to take a stance on the transgender question not willing to take a stance on gay marriage on the homosexuals but I don't like pedophiles congratulations 99.9% of the population doesn't like pedophiles you're not special

Im finna cop me a 7.5 AR-10 wit da brake on it for those upstanding citizens

Just drink the piss bro and stop being shamed. Maybe she'll let you fuck her LegalPorno style in return

(wait until homie realizes people sometimes fart when they're fucking too)

Just wait till he gets a queef out of her.

"NOOOOO I DON'T DRINK PEEEE IT'S A LIEEEEOOEOEOEO"

FLOP #24 my niggas

The thing I'm trying to rap my head around at the moment is curvy asians, because technically, genetically, they should've even exist.

I can see her ankle, what a whore!


Fast forward 120 years, and you’ve got tiny girls uncomfortably trying to take on girthmaster. isn’t progress grand!

I piss therefore I get off. If that is your logic Diogenes would like to have a word.

One of the great injustices in this world is that girls can piss while having a ladyboner on.

I will, however, be using e-scooters to avoid DUIs in the future.

The kind of woman who was shot with a pistol point-blank in the vagina by an African warlord can certainly shit out of her vagina. I'd imagine she could squirt through her ass, too.

 

[Spectate]

"Live Talent posters could be here" he thought. "I've never been in this thread before. There could be Live Talent posters anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. I HATE VTUBERS he thought. Sweet Dreams are Made of These reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $9 wine circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of Live Talent posters outside their board. "With a sock, you can post anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.

The last time I dm'd Null, it was about my T&H badge. He called me a retard.

 

[WhoBusTank69]

OpSec is very hard when you need to get updoots for your virtue signaling

 

[Diggus Bickus]

>40 year old man getting doxxed results in Zoey going off her meds
Yep, just another day on Hall of shame

 

[Guns of the Gaytriots]

Enjoy your windmills.

No one tell the xenomorph fanboy over here that the mature tag was only cuz nudity and nothing else. Shhh.

I may be mixed race but I am way more native than you ever will.

 

[Speedrunner]

The trans stuff also wasn't a huge suprise, as he has admitted to crossdressing and masturbating while wearing his mother's underwear prior around 2014/2015 ish.

 

[NEMA 5-15 receptacle]

This thread is rancid and every party involved should kill themselves. Myself included.

 

[Pedophobe]

I'm beginning to suspect he is a crazy person.

Damn, not his Nintendo 3DS Friend Code too. That's too far, bro.

You know it'll never end. There's too much autism in the world for it to end.

 

[2SLGBQTIA+ 2 Furious]

The face of a man who has made it his life's goal to stick his dick in Bigfoot