random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Kiwi & Cow]

god I hate redditors so much, I thought we were supposed to be the harassment forum.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Advocacy of revolution and race war is legal under Brandenburg v. Ohio

 

[Crex Crex]

I don’t know if Brooke was fucking the black guy’s son. I mean, I don’t have double standards. I mean, I am a racist, to a point, fucking niggers. But then when it comes to nice people and shit, and whatever. I mean, I’d rather if she was going to fuck some nigger, I’d rather have her marry an 8-foot-tall nigger worth a hundred million dollars! Like a basketball player! I guess we’re all a little racist. Fucking nigger.

 

[Harm]

Hey Billy! Glad you spotted the thread.

Firstly, nice wife - great rack!

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

Will this site let me be a gay retard?

Glowie witches... just think of it, man.

 

[Pedophobe]

You knew what this thread was when you clicked on it. You have only yourself to blame.

What the fuck are you smug are you guys so smug about? You fucking avatar losers.

People who believe that posting on the internet should be a viable career path are often the most entitled, self-important pieces of shit.

/mlp/ alone was better than this entire website. That's not an insult to this website; it's just an impossible bar to clear

4chan users are far more cleverer than you think.

It's more like between 4chan and Reddit.

having a smartphone is like carrying a jew in your pocket.

im not a tranny im just ugly

So a better userbase makes a better Kiwifarms.

If this is the end, I want you to know that I love you all, and I hope you'll stop being faggots.

 

[NerdShamer]

And yes, ALL of this can be proven if you WOULD JUST -ASK- ME INSTEAD OF RELYING ON MY EX MOTHER WHO I HAVE NOT SEEN IN MORE THAN TEN YEARS NOW!


YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I HAVE GONE THROUGH IN LIFE YOU HAVE NO SHAME, AND YOU DISRESPECT THE DISABILITY COMMUNITY AS A WHOLE. YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED. YOU HAVE NO TLC AND YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO PICK ON ME FOR NEEDING THE ASSISTANCE! THAT'S WHAT IT IS THERE FOR. IT IS FOR PEOPLE WHO NEED IT . I NEED IT.

NOT TO MENTION I COULD GET PARKINSON'S AND OTHER DISORDERS LATER IN LIFE ! MAYBE BEFORE JUDGING ME FOR BEING STUPID AND MENTALLY ILL YOU SHOULD LOOK UP 22 DELETION AND LEARN ABOUT IT!

You all should be ashamed. Accusing me of Tax Fraud. the ONLY money I get is my regular funds. I don't have a "Art Ring."

Stop spreading misinformation.

I can't wait till the day some Government gets pissed off at you all for doing just that.

FUCK OFF.

Also I posted my medical records, and the requirement for my fund types is YOU HAVE TO SEE A DOCTOR. IN ORDER TO RECEIVE.

GO LEARN BEFORE SPOUTING OFF AND LOOKING MORONIC!

 

[Thé au lait]

FUCK
FUCK
OPERATION "RETRIEVE INTEL ABOUT KIWI STATE SECRERTS" IS A TOTAL FAILURE!
CEASE ALL SPECULATION!
ALL AGENTS ARE GAY!
I REAPEAT, ALL AGENTS, ARE, GAY!
ALL DIABETICS RETRIEVE YOUR SUICIDE BAG OF CANDY AND EAT IT!

I guess it'd depend on a few factors. Would you mind if she shot you and stole your wallet?

 

[Metamorpho]

Hey baby, I'm old enough I saw the first video MTV ever showed. Wanna talk about Martha Quinn and Mojo Nixon?

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

Batman had the bat signal, Chris had Sonichu, Jesus had the cross.

 

[Markass the Worst]

fuck @Markass the Worst and honestly anyone else with a "True and Honest" its a waste of money and separates you from the rest of us

 

[Snorky]

it is odd how no one defends AI animal torture

 

[Tablet County]

From the river to the sea, YouTube will be iDubbz free.

/pol/ faggots would ignore someone telling them their sister was being raped by sand niggers if they thought it was a Jew telling them.

he actually looks like he walked straight out of the goddamn concentration camp microwave.

 

[NvII iS 8ulLt f0R 88C]

If God can have mercy on a retard like me, that mercy can also be extended to others

 

[Tablet County]

Maybe if you weren't so gay and fat (very disrespectful) you would be actually funny and not someone I wouldn't have sex with.

When someone becomes Pope they take on a Papal name, so even if he's selected he wouldn't be "Pope Pizzaballa" as cool as that would be.

The new content cop was so bad it killed The Pope

 

[3MMA]

Twitch Performative Muslims

 

[Rotollo 2]

There's obviously bad actors all around The Raped. that's how he became raped to begin with.

 

[Oliver Onions]

He looks like Chris Chan. Talk about negative life goals.

 

[Rotollo 2]

METOKUR MASOCHIST FOR
TWO
HUMAN
SKUUUUUUUUULLLLLS!
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

[Tablet County]

I'll roll my eyes when he talks about shit like racists flying Confederate flags (in Canada), but that shit usually gives way to superheroes or goblins or shit soon after