random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

If he says Chicago "pizza" is better than NY pizza I will become a sede.

This is honestly one of the best posts I've ever read on the website.

 

[JustSomeDong]

Saying Norm is not funny eventually leads to your patio furniture disappearing and getting dunked on by Rachel Dolezal, this has been noted and a warning has been posted

 

[neger psykolog]

You need to worry less about the mods and start worrying about your meds.

 

[Dr. Butt]

pick a high end?

love the cats. Love almost all you said.

do the cats !

I’d rather have tits you could bounce a Buick Roadmaster off of than a facelift.

 

[Justice Tony]

Your lack of understanding is the perfect response. You are the definition of cattle. Get in the burger.

He may be a faggot but this is comedy gold.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

you must become the raped in order to wield the weapon of the rapist

 

[JustSomeDong]

Him taking a picture of an empty room with a song called "Friends" is very on point.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

At this rate I'll be Jewish before Christmas.

 

[Premium Gonzo]

Would you happen to live in or originate from a third world country?

It is "You're".
Language skills: English Second Language.

You are not hired.

Fuck you nigger boat shoes are comfy and perfect for the lazy cunt like myself.

 

[Aunt Carol]

If you give an ape a nailgun and it winds up shooting you in the dick with it, nobody is going to blame the ape.

Becky is as mendacious as she is fat.

 

[vomitusdeux]

I'm not brown enough to break the law.

Great we are all gonna die in a nuclear hell fire because street-shitters can't keep it together.

muslims love standing around filming explosions muttering allahu ackbar instead of taking cover

I looked on tripadvisor and it said there’s a cock treatment clinic on every corner.

I thought it was obvious that the king billy stuff was tongue-in-cheek, the guy looks like a drowned chihuahua and is a fag.

I wonder if the phone number perk is gender restricted or not?

Never let it be said that Bill Gates doesn't love children. He was a regular on Epstein Island.

I saw this on /pol/ so its been 100% fact checked by real american patriots™

Ah yes. Anybody who doesn't want to see your grizzled undercarriage is a child.

Sound reasoning.

>go to watanserb.com
>see Arabic
>do I want to translate to English?
>no

.???? is time up ? I don't know your timezone -.- but they are micropeening me again x.x

At least I know My friends want me because of my personality and NOT my body. :"|

Starving africans could have eaten those chrome books ... smh

Some kids just need to get hit

The thinkpad rapes the chromebook when it crashes.

if SONIC himself can't make this shit work
what makes you think your bitch ass could?

 

[CaddestSlown]

israel and US are currently bombing the houthi like john bombs his investments

Height matters not when she can pop your skull with her thighs.

Drink the raw tard cum, faggot. It's delicious.

This thread deserves a better class of retard tbh

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

So stop picking on my body ! I aint paying the 7k to get my body fixed ALL BECAUSE A COUPLE OF MORONIC TROLLS CAN'T ACCEPT THAT SOME PEOPLE HAVE OBVIOUS MEDICAL ISSUES OR THAT THEY ARE A PLUS SIZE GENETIC TRAIT ISSUE.

AND Y'ALL WONDER WHY I AINT YOUR FRIEND OR ANY ONE FROM SECONDLIFE THAT IS NOT ON MY DISCORD.
FUCK OFF.

I GIVE UP ON YOU ALL YOUR HOPELESS and THIS IS NOT a win, this is me explaining YOU ARE UTTERLY STUPID. You do NOT deserve to see me as your entertainment monkey and you are WORTHLESS to me.

Continuing to bully someone else who you think deserves it due to bullying, is NEVER the answer when you feel they've been bullied.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Free my nigga Toji

That's when I discovered I should be playing with trains.

 

[demicolon]

This moron financially ruined his family because he wanted to own a guy over Donkey Kong high scores.

 

[Tablet County]

What part of being a racist do you not understand?

 

[PhoBingas]

Well we found something A&N hates more than niggers, and it's not even jews or women. TikTok users truly are the lowest form of "human" life.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Does anybody have the Hitler version of this image?

I am actually physically hurting from laughing so much tonight....if this keeps going after today I am in serious fucking trouble

This thread deserves a better class of retard

I will turn my racist card in, because there is no conceivable way in all possible universes could I even come up with an even more racist depiction of a shithole named India than the Indian men themselves.

 

[vomitusdeux]

Remove the shenis, and all you have left is an inferior version of a woman with a much shorter lifespan and a rotting manhole.

A thirteen year old girl running around with a giant bear 7 inch dick in her sweatpants is just peak Reddit clownworld.

What’s with the sock?!

Ah! It’s just soak up all the post milking piss! Got ya!

Grew up with something? Low self esteem? Not fat? You too can fuck an old man that voiced a childhood fan favorite!

Grey Crusty fat Lady whore

It would be a war crime to show enemy soldiers this photo.

wtf is that anatomically thorough description of women wiping their piss? Does he think women just spray everywhere like firehoses and are constantly pissing on their thighs?

People keep telling me that zoomers are based but all I see is zoomers behaving like niggers, having nigger haircuts while blasting nigger music.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

they look like something an evil penis wizard would cast on rival wizards purely out of spite and hatred because nobody sane would ever want their genitals to look like this.