random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[UnsufficentBoobage]

Not all quotes posted somehow (I actually get that a lot, rogue quotes mid-post that I definitely intended to post earlier, too), extra helping:

I once ran a complex scheme to get a keylogger onto a computer of the leader of a rival guild in Ultima Online, just to log into his account and rename their guild to Faggots.

I find Dark Souls bosses to be the easiest part of the game(s) and people think that's a brag. My biggest obstacles are anything I can fall off, grunts that I've already killed a billion of, me being dumb and I'm also very arrow intolerant. The perfect storm is a grunt shooting me with an arrow while I'm on a ledge causing me to nimbly dodge roll over the edge and die.

I agree it'd be nice for some Indomitable Human Spirit to be featured on the front page alongside the Unstoppable Retard Antics that usually grace it

It can't be on run a potato clock unlike classic Quake 2, my body needs retard graphic to live.

 

[Pedophobe]

Drama can be a means to an end, or it can be an end in itself.

Every time I come to this thread I discover a new smell.

Why would you tell people that? That's genuinely fucking cursed knowledge.

 

[Spectate]

FOR THE RECORD BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN WRONGLY ACCUSED OF THIS BEFORE
I DO NOT FUCK HORSES
I AM NOT INTO HORSES
LIKING A SHOW FROM MY CHILDHOOD DOESNT MAKE ME A HORSEFUCKER BECAUSE AGAIN
I DO NOT FUCK HORSES

 

[Kamen Rider Faiz]

Sorry buddy but the features are being reserved incase the lawyer farts on stream again.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I prefer the epithet Retard Prime, First of His Name, thank you very much.

People that don't appreciate the process of mowing the lawn should be executed by firing squad.

Nah man, this 30-40something Norwood III Instagram user is totally going to be a brave revolutionary vanguard who actually does what he talk about online.

The sophistry about what is porn and what is art doesn't need to permit the furry harem porn games.

It's literally in every White man's genes to want to drive your Mustang flat-out across the plain during the day and retire in the evening to cruising around the city your ancestors built in your magnificent chariot.

they're now backed into a corner where they must insist that a 14-year-old exchanging porn on Discord for 7 hours a day is fine and healthy, but that a boomer asking ChatGPT to edit a picture of their dog is deeply dangerous and sinful

 

[TV's Adam West]

As someone who was exposed at an early age to futanari porn and eventually progressed to watching full blown shemale porn, I find it hard to believe synth only enjoys the former and not the latter. It's really easy to make the jump.

 

[Markass the Worst]

Fourth, the new bylaws will formalize the Board's Discord-based decisionmaking.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/rationalwiki.14720/post-21735346

 

[Haloperidol]

You feel the need to utilize your 1ST AMENDMENT RIGHTS by opening the window and screaming NIGGER at the top of your lungs, unfortunately, it's one of those 1970's panel windows that do not open. You settle for muttering "nigger" to yourself in lowercase.

 

[obsdj]

I believe this is called "ghetto lobster".

 

[Meat Target]

some people make the world a better place by cleaning litter in their community, some do it by teaching robots to hate jews

 

[Écho Öwl]

He’s just some faggot that needs a haircut.

 

[Aunt Carol]

There ARE a TON of 'murica flags, and not a single one is on fire!

 

[obsdj]

Just put your keyboard in the microwave, set it for 99:99 and press Cook, ok?

 

[Sawamura Simp]

I cant believe my dwindling lifespan and ever-encroaching mortality is being thrust into my notice against my will by a man skidmarking his pants on a live stream. Also that it happened twice.

I knew it was targeted at depraved perverts, but I didn't realize it was targeted specifically at depraved perverts who are so mentally stunted that you have to use anthropomorphic cartoon mascots to appeal to them.

Jesus fucking Christ, I want every single one you fuckers to go to the kino casino thread and say "I'm sorry Pauseski"

Just put your keyboard in the microwave, set it for 99:99 and press Cook, ok?

RACKETS HAS THE CROOKED JEW NOSE,
THEREFORE, RALPH'S THE NIGGER

 

[Aunt Carol]

Unemployed layabout Jewish stoners were beloved under communism.

there's nothing stopping you from just walking up and rubbing your dick on 90% of famous artwork on display

For over a decade Lucas has admitted his penis isn't working.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Do you ever stop and think about how Nick has legitimately slept with Aaron?

Many times, actually.

 

[vomitusdeux]

A eugenicist who only sleeps with retarded women feels like a Simpsons joke.

I think Zoey's Raid encrusted salmon looked better than Colton's stinkditch sausage pasta

i was not ready to wake up to the vicious relentless tides of the milkman delivering his frothy goodness

What compels someone who looks like this to ever take a picture of xeirself?

MOTHERFUCKER I WILL MAKE YOUR BERENSTAIN NOT BEAR ASS A RUG.

also appears to have some kind of life-sized ninja turtle sex doll.

It misgendered me so i got the banhammer again.

I cannot believe that the transphobic hate website known as kiwi farms has once again destroyed the life of a true and honest transwoman by observing, recording, and discussing her actions. Clearly motivated by blind hate. You all should be ashamed of yourselves.

They bled to death on Israeli streets just so some western libshit can post pepe memes about them.

What is an autist? A miserable little pile of hyperfixations!

>husbando thread
>femboy thread
>men in skirts thread
>BBC thread
>mpreg thread
>all in one week
/b/ification of kiwi farms

Why did she film this, and why is she only wearing one eyelash?

And that's why Olive Garden is considered a five-star fine dining establishment.

To be fair, she's only EATING it and not stuffing it up the nether regions.

Reading this made my vagina dry up and fall out of my body, and I don't even have a vagina. This would be the perfect thing to tell a woman if you wanted to immediately turn her gay and swear off all men forever.

"oh potato, oh how i miss you. you left me, and our children, in such a way that was untraceable. ill never forget how untraceably you left us all, and how theyll never find you, ever, because of the reasons i will outline here"

He's eating the murder burger straight off the table.

did they fucking AI generate that image? they couldn't even pay somebody to make a dystopian cyberpunk propaganda piece?

This feels like it falls under the category of "things nigs do that white people aren't supposed to know about"

 

[Spectate]

That can't be fucking real. How is the shit everywhere all over his ass and legs? Its like a stream! Is this AI?

 

[Edward "Caesar" Sallow]

"get in your wheelchair" "No I want to go home" "What do you mean you are home"

 

[Speedrunner]

zoey is NOT a horsefucker and to falsely accuse them of that is SLANDER

STOP ACCUSING ZOEU OF FUCKIJG HORSES

I SAID ZOEY IS NOT A HORSEFUCKER