random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Super Mario Brothers]

"Unlikely. Please reassess your life decisions so it does not involve anthropomorphic animals crossdressing."

I think they think we use our internet black magic to kill people like Light from Death Note.

"only cares about his own vaginas"

"docs me if you want"

Yes do this and never come back but you will and that is OK because it will be funny

 

[Trombonista]

Alabama is serious about domestic violence. Roll tide!

 

[Big Nasty]

Sorry I'm not cool enough to admire oiled up men in speedos. Sorry I'm not cool enough to burn down churches in Norway. Fucking weirdos.

WE WUZ TARDS AND SHEEEEEIIIIT

It was like "if you give me 50 bucks I'll give you exclusive content on my channel". There's no answer then a few minutes later he sends "how would you like to pound my tight little ass?"

the gay tries to shit on the floor
typical homosex activities.

When Ric Flair dies, I'm calling out of work, getting super drunk and showing my penis to as many people as I can before I get arrested.

Nigger, this is kiwi farms. We all have brain damage.

And I'm not talking queer eye for the straight guy gay but just faggot ass shit all over their asses and balls gay. Like they hired a down syndrome person to be their personal stylist.

 

[Rapesputin]

Any website is a dating website if you're Indian enough.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Is there any way to support creators of incest rape games in the meantime? Like some kind of charity fund we can donate to?

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

but somebody has to write down everything. who will keep the records without germans?
how can you build a society without knowing the taste of the paint used for the bird houses outside city hall 50 years ago?

notorious butt sniffing freak

Woe is the anus man, for they are a cursed kind. Their leader, Ethan Ralph, sits on a throne of farts.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

This is definitely the most autistic thing I've ever read on KF and that is saying something.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

Others I show him to are outright disgusted by his appearance resembling Wart from Mario Bros 2, mannerisms evocative of a busted Chuck E. Cheese animatronic, and vocalizations mistakable for an impacted mule.

 

[The Stranger]

Dry humping someone to completion against their will kinda is the Bob Ross of raping

 

[Lifeguard Hermit]

@Lifeguard Hermit, I eat trash

 

[Mound Dweller]

The Thai Army is not set up for that kind of war. Its more set up for overthrowing its elected Prime Minister.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

Join date proves yet again to be the early life section of kiwifarms

Why are “femboys” nowadays always just fat Mexicans with gay furry OC’s? I remember early 2000’s /b/ trap threads that actually tricked people. Not me, of course. I’d never be fooled so easily. Hahaha.

There unironically needs to be some safe and padded place Chrischan-level-IQ people like OP are kept so they don't get into hijinks like this.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

I should visit again soon, there's increasing Jeet levels unfortunately

For all I know he could have punched Dale Gribble and we're gonna have problems

We have, not one, but two roads named for the Ohio Hitlers

All this hubub for a TTRPG that will be played twice or thrice total before all existant fans go back to thirsty sword lesbians, 5E/Pathfinder or jail for sexual deviancy

Listen here you fucking brainlet, do you really think electric windows are "the height of luxury" what the fuck are you going to do if your car is off, or when the fucking motor goes out? You know what never goes out? a fucking gear crank you stupid fucker. God DAMN you are dumb. Holy shit. you stupid fucker, You're the kind of nigga to have a fucking iphone and pay a "GENUIS" to fix it for you because you're too much of a dumb monkey to fix it yourself. Or the kinda nigga that looks at a sensor array in a 2025 F150 and goes "OH, 300 SENSORS? WOW. I LOVE SENSORS. I HATE WHEN I JUST PRESS MY GAS PEDAL AND IT OPENS A VALVE THAT LETS MORE GAS IN, I NEED A COMPUTER TO TELL THE ENGINE TO LET MORE GAS IN!!!" holy shit. please save us all from you and cease all postings

Update: Your idea was too based for the mod team : (

Then they get gang-raped by ooga boogas in Oogaboogaland and still blame whitey for it.

quintessentially reddit move that will astound no one

Fuck lads I drove up to Caboolture to meet retardo. I approached the retarded looking guy wearing a fucking cape and now im trapped talking about assassins creed. He doesn’t know what x11 is at all

Hope youre happy with yourselves.

In 2007-2008 I have downloaded Ubuntu and there were videos of Nelson Mandela and elephants on the disc.

What does a robot possessed by a ghost GAIN from being made transgender?????? Did they build the robot a penis and cut it back off???

you're probably just upset because you forgot to secure the hotdogs

Best friends do not ban said friends from their properties and then work with the FBI to have them arrested. That's not bestie behavior

Joke's on you I just won a 5k and I'm still extremely depressed.

If I had more free time I'd slap together a quick app called Mudshark that allowed men to anonymously report and shame women who had slept with black men.

I have no doubt that it would be declared the worst hate crime since the Holocaust in under 24 hours.

"It's in the document. Read the document. Muh document. Trust the document. Pray to the document. Consume the document. Become one with the document."

 

[Gentlebastard]

I remember sitting in a room of friends, laughing my ass off to very racist subtitles to an Asian woman getting sealed up in a vacuum bag.

Good times

How anyone, even a Japanese person, could beat off to that is completely beyond me.

3 troons and a pear tree or however the song goes

A man dumber than a canteen full of squid shit decides to become a tranny prostitute out of jealousy towards other tranny prostitutes; what happens next would only shock you if you, too, were dumber than a canteen full of squid shit.

It makes him sound like a complete psycho. He should keep doing it.

Those are not football finger food. They are "I'm being held against my will at gunpoint" food.

saying nigger, that's the current way to identify a real person from an AI.

When the bots say "nigger faggots", it's joever for the internet.

The Disney cartoon gif really drives the point home that this shit is serious.

it isn't death that OP fears, but the indignity and shame of being bald

 

[TheRetardKing]

This wasn't rape, this was just a consent accident.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

There might be someone out there with an identical disposition who doesn't have sex with a parent.

I think if you had two people with identical dispositions, identical values, identical neuroses, et cetera, and one of them wanted to fuck their mom, I think the other would too. That's not an external pressure.

 

[Jhonson the Two]

This isn't a gene pool it's a septic tank

 

[Speedrunner]

I have a confession. I'm K8XE, and the only reason this nigger is mad is because I fucked him mom. Damn that pussy nice.

 

[TV's Adam West]

No my point is that I legitimately don’t care about children being raped. Rape em all idgaf.