random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[UnsufficentBoobage]

Edit because I can at least repair microcephaly

Smell ya later vaginator

Why the guy didn't just use toilet paper, I will never understand though. Maybe he didn't want to kill more trees with his piss

Get a job and invest in some Charmin. Unless you're a furry, you might find the mascot distracting

Ive been paid to get yelled at by assholes for 3 hours once

Kill Renamon because her long face weirds me out.

Have you ever had a Subway breakfast sub? The egg looks and tastes like piss-soaked styrofoam. I had half of one once and shat myself into the ceiling. 0/10 wouldn’t recommend

Squidward would the type of user that makes a personal army thread against SpongeBob on the farms, only to backfire horribly and end up receiving his own halal thread instead.

I once watched a tibetan buddhist monk suck a big bowl of mercury up his ass live on breakfast TV, something to do with Dalai Llama. It was on a public service channel. I was maybe 12 or so. I don't think about this very often but the memory pops up once a year or so.

She's what you lean sticks up against to make ugly sticks

Saw this and began wondering, are all blacks like 50% bleach by body mass?

Pachirisu is supposed to be BLUE you fucking NIGGER

I showed my wife the meme and ran downstairs to get my record to prove it and she called me an autistic retard. But she didn't call me wrong!

I've become a racist out of sheer fucking spite.

It is the anus of Satan to try and use that drive through.

THE MASSES GOTTA HAVE THEIR BATMAN OKAY.

I keep fixing this bitch's pipes and she doesn't pay me, just touches my penis. I need to pay rent. Somebody help

I check in after 10 days and the thread gets 24 new pages but most of it doesnt even contain big tiddy furry women

Can you feature tourists post something relevant some of us are actually trying to shamefully enjoy questionable and occasionally borderline pornographic images in peace

I think the US should downgrade to 49 states and surrender Minnesota and its citizens to Canada so it's not our problem anymore

8B

 

[Aunt Carol]

I don't take Bible shaming from people who quote the NIV.

We are defeating ICE with yaoi. What a time to be alive.

 

[Premium Gonzo]

I have to go to the ER because this article gave me an erection lasting longer than four hours.

 

[Raven of the Burning God]

I drew some fanart of Sonic the Hedgehog kicking a jeet right in the chaos emeralds

 

[Gentlebastard]

Jung: my theoretical classifications of cognitive functions are statistically validated

Freud: you’re a dick, I’m a dick, everything is dicks. Let’s read the oedipus cycle and do cocaine about it

All he has to do is plead insanity. Just show the judge his Twitter feed.

I worked a job once where i got told on break by female co-worker Y that female co-worker X exclusively fucks niggers before i even learned co-worker X's name, on my first fucking day working there.

When you're at a gay orgy cracking jokes about how gay everyone is, don't be surprised if people think you might also be gay

 

[The Nothingness]

Don Lemon is getting raped by a pack of niggers rn

 

[Flaming Dumpster]

They should let me handle it, I'm an expert at knotting.

 

[Meat Target]

Cyraxx has a way of bringing out the inner poet inside people to describe his abject filth and depravity. Kinda like the flowers that bloom on carrion.

 

[scathefire]

"idk how i feel about having turkey toms nipples on my website"

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

"The Kiwifarms, MALE WIFE!! The Kiwifarms are wishing DEATH on us! We need to move NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW"

 

[Gog & Magog]

You’d think a website like this wouldn’t have so many faggots.

Wait, this isn't Gridnr? fuck

 

[Clotso Coof]

BREAKING NEWS ICE agents reportedly holding protestors down, holding their arms and focing them to strike themselves in the face. Witnesses report ICE agents repeatedly saying "Stop hitting yourself...stop hitting yourself!" over and over.

Did she pop a camel toe through that tarp? If she did you can still tell me no.

Ham radio is right up there with trains and philately on the Most Autistic Hobbies ladder. Warhammer fags and VTuber gooners could never aspire to that level

You are losing to someone whose IQ drops 30 points seeing you without a bra.

 

[General Emílio Médici]

I'll update you with a weight on Willow brand silver nipple covers.

And before you ask, no, it wasn't AI generated, it was just weird Chinese cockroach torture.

"Hey rape, anal vore and aids kink roleplay is cool but don't you dare dress up as an ICE officer"

After reading through this thread and seeing what classifies as a hot furry woman, I am now reconsidering my sexuality. I now identify as a homosexual.

In the job market they call themselves "serial entrepreneurs" but I personally like to call them FAGGOTS

Sir, I regret to inform you that the shady underage girl salesman preferred to use an anonymous forum... and not the one known for doxing.

There's potentially an absolute Atlantean hidden gem of lost media of some kid in COD being called a nigger and told to kill himself from Epstein himself.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Porn requires a device with Internet access and your genitals.

Fuck your stupid vanity mushrooms.

His arse has become like a summer holiday car trip as a kid, where you have to keep asking "Are we there yet?" as it endlessly unfolds towards an elusive destination.

 

[DickMain]

Ugh, just call it weed. Marijuana isn't some Jewish plot.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Noooooooooooo!!! My palladium!!!

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

I cant believe trump and moot ate a baby like it was a roast turky and elon had to watch from the sidelines like a cuck.

trutly an facastinating experience

look at fat packs he’s constantly wrong but atleast he shows up post his wrong post instead of hiding in the hulk hogan homo hole.

 

[JustSomeDong]

You will live to see things on the KiwiFarms never before thought humanly possible.

 

[Edward "Caesar" Sallow]

Is the Epstein ban from Xbox live justified? I know he gave Bill a defective hooker but surely that's not enough to go out of your way and ruin Epstein's nights tossing around slurs with the boys in MW2 lobbies

 

[neger psykolog]

From a fucking FBI document:

[Redacted] came across a Video on YouTube that claims Jeffrey Epstein
donated $25,000.00 to start his YouTube Channel. Gariepy is shown on
video talking with Richard Spencer admitting to receiving the donation.
Jean Francois Gariepy who's an alleged White Nationalist has admitted to
having relationships with "mentally retarded girls".