random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Vesperus]

I once read that pre-industrialisation we evolved from rodents and lizards

 

[frozen_runner]

Scooby Doo will be fine, you can never kill the Doo.

The Internet is no place for feelings.

We'll probably see an uptick of troon suicides. More laughs for me.

Gender of peace.

Forget Iran, how do we bully Trump into nuking Nintendo?

furries larping as an oppressed minority never fails to get me MATI

We have to get them back in the closet.

I've had bad enough gas that I wished I was dead in the moment, but then I took a shit and decided to live.

No, Canadian Child. I do not support genocide. Enjoy life.

They won't even hire White men who take dick in the ass now. Very grim.

How much longer must humanity suffer the hateful behavior of the Eternal Leaf?

Our president is a T.J. Maxx nigger?

 

[Law]

It's tempting to get angry at women who say things like this, but you have to remember, they have to spend their entire life as part of the inferior sex, and they're attracted to getting fucked and sucking dicks. That's really unfortunate. We should have some empathy for them. They didn't choose this and unlike the barnyard animals they are smart enough to understand that their entire existence is demeaning. They were so close to winning the lottery and being born male. Instead they suck dick, you know what I mean? Tragic.

 

[Unique User Name]

I saw an Argentinian woman take a shit in a bush next to a pool at a Disney Resort so there might be something to that.

 

[YellowIsACoolColor]

The pure and honest masculinity of dicking down a twink has long since left the building.

 

[Dr. Butt]

If I'm being a raging bitch then I deserve to get punched in the face just as much as someone who has working legs.

 

[Glaust]

Sadly, all that budget goes to the Church nowadays, I'm a holy boy now

 

[invisibult plus+]

• Buffalo Wild Wings launches a limited-time, high-protein espresso martini called the Espresso Proteini.
• The cocktail contains Muscle Milk protein powder and features a dry-rub infusion and rim.

 

[JustSomeDong]

Guys I down voted politispergs on KF the west is saved

 

[DickMain]

"Oi mate, we just caught you on camera not bowing to the local imam. That's a non-crime hate incident and yer nicked fer it!"

 

[BigMan13]

So I'm gay and God hates me

 

[SNEED.EXE]

So did you find your BDSM goth queen yet or are you still thirsting over a children's cartoon?

you can huff all the farts off a slightly used scooty puff for cheap cheap.

Ethan Ralph just destroyed my MacBook Pro threw it across the room and ran away. Then he ran off with some document he made me sign so he can be “porn approved”

 

[Penis Drager 2.0]

How do I "not understand how people talk in the work place" when I literally talked to someone in the work place?

 

[Crex Crex]

CAUTION: OP suck dicks for days, and he is an pinky-puffing peter puffer of the extreme degree. Be cautious as being a fruity peter puffing creampuff will make your perception towards gorls very warped.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

imagine yo bf cracking you but in his mind he imagines youre the bitch from stellar blade i would kill myself

From @Rango Dango over DM chain

 

[Kofi Drinka]

There is nothing that distinguishes anyone, including me and you, from paedophiles other than paedophilia.

 

[DumbDude43]

Does anyone have tips on chastity cage brands for slightly below average sized penises?

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

Does that mean getting a boner in a hairdressers is normal?

 

[vomitusdeux]

No wonder he has so many issues. Dude wasn't manhandled by 5 eyes. He was run through a cable descrambler at two years old.

>Phonebooking while shitting yourself a lot from a symptom of a "flu"

You have got to be Indian.

Think of all those poor men with prison-onset gender dysphoria!

No more tittyskittles at the commissary?

What is the world coming to???

What do you mean the ex nazi pole that hates ftms and the black supremacist american trans boi broke up...? Does love even exist???

I'd like to see Asgore run over THIS deer.

nigga are you in the tenth grade hahahaha are you sure you're old enough to post here Mister ProudSkibidiTolietAryan?

i made our dear feeder in tomadachi life. i even gave him that damn navy blue peacoat he used to talk about.

Dude why would you link your account
The amount of cringe in the fanfic in your bio makes you more than qualified for a block lol

Joshua Conner Mii

Ah, yes. Implying autism turns people into nonces is a wise statement.

No, I don't even have any nigger friends. Never have.

Having your fetish taken over by people who use it in ways you hate is some niche form of post modern hell.

 

[Sooty Soot]

Americans are as obsessed with jerking off as Indians are with shitting. Both are also things you do in the bathroom for 5-10 minutes. Cohencidence?