random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Adolf Hulkler]

That said, I look like a Jew.

 

[SNEED.EXE]

I might get something alcoholic. that way I don't have to drink milk to toast like yandere dev

 

[TheFagTickler]

What in the fuck does

"I've almost instantly measured all of her ratios and calculated her harmony" mean

Been there done that. Call me when he explains futanari to Kyle Rittenhouse or starts threatening to fuck a dude.

Finally! Some good fucking entertainment ideas.

Holy fucking shit. How can people do this to themselves just in the pursuit of pussy?

How very.... QUEER

this is what happens when you give niggas too much leverage

I went on efukt with my better half for old time's sake and we saw Baby Alien and a nigger midget tag team a bitch

 

[Clotso Coof]

Yes, now you too can command sailors who can't swim and hunt for the legendary One Piece of Fried Chicken, all while dodging Massa and his Jewish financers.

She looks like a water bloated fetus as described to a police sketch artist by a stoned preteen.

 

[Dr. Butt]

IF THE CRACK HIT, YOU MUST ACQUIT

FUCK RATS FUCK RATS FUCK RATS FUCK RATS FUCK RATS

 

[Kurmudgeon]

Unfortunately one of them managed to unvirgin himself with a whore, and then decided to share the experience

 

[Aunt Carol]

I'm the good kind of retard

I am capable of hating many things at once! Thank you!

If it happened to her sex ghost, it's sexy!!!

May I be gay for a second?

We are running out of ways to use shame and bullying as a method of reinforcing social order which is a bit of a problem.

 

[dcss]

from a profile post

you kinda sorta doxxed my shit over a butt joke a year ago idk.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Why does this show have a girl who is both a maid and a catgirl? Because they're trying to up the ante.

Stopping being obnoxious is the first step in the healing process.

This is the sort of hedonic decadence that existed before the flood. Man was never meant to ride on roller coasters at sea.

They, unlike us, are a business, not a bunch of ghouls.

I hope to have earnest conversations with anyone here and I urge you all to be honest and genuine with your statements. This is the true value of free speech. Blasting hard Rs is actually second place.

 

[Gentlebastard]

They’ll watch animal streams but if one ends and YT puts a video on with non-whites they leave the room. My dogs have become racist

EUROPEAN DETECTED

I think my problem is that I was trying to wrap my head around this, as in trying to use my brain for it, when it's pretty clear none of them have one. It's like the DVD screensaver - every once in a while the cells in their heads hit the corner just right to make a little spark and give them a single thought, but it's gone again just as soon.

When you are asked what inspired you to study law, how do you answer? Do you say 'Sir, I did it for truth, justice and the American way' or 'a lying, cheating whore mongering ex Mormon vexatious litigant made me do it'?

Awww I'm going to tear up, this is the nicest Nazi hate site ever! Thank you very much everyone!

"I am le weird and quirky." posts bring out the inner highschool bully in me. I am willing to bet the boob grabbing one was posted by some porn addict.

Wow, I feel so sorry for the bullet.

My policy is, if someone is wearing an Iron Maiden t-shirt but they can't correctly name Eddie in the design, I rip the shirt off of them.

And then I'm the one what gets in trouble. That's the justice system for you.

Alone, we are tiny twigs, but bind us together, and we become a mighty FAGGOT.

We have a bad reputation with the right people.

If Lolcows are the stars, orbiters are the (dwarf) planets. Those planets in turn may have moons orbiting them.

"Fuck racists?" Oh, I'm sure you'd love to.

I took this screenshot a year ago and now I see it again weathered by low-res from being reposted by thousands of other people to spread anti-Indian sentiment.

Is this what a proud father feels like?

So again, unless you are asking him for advice on speed-running a stroke, why would anyone come to him about anything?

I want to gloat about passing both my entry exams and being formally admitted to lawschool, thank you Greer you've helped ushered more evil (another law student) onto this world.

I almost doxed my cat before realizing you could potentially use the patterns to dox me.

he's a NIGERIAN, using the GERMAN app store, to pretend to be a SPANIARD, butting in on US politics.

>stick dick in diesel engine
>rev up to 6000 RPM

a true gooners death

Forcing them to live with each other forever is funnier and limits their ability to harm innocents

 

[Metamorpho]

All forum avatars occupy a spectrum whose furthest points are that one cat periodically licking the screen and Sasuke Uchiha.

 

[Drip Torch]

And there is you.

 

[often puzzled]

Not the first time I've pointed this out, but as much sick shit as Jeffrey Dahmer was into, fat people with terrible hygiene were definitely not on the list.

 

[Sooty Soot]

By @Echinacea

retarded normie twitterfag performatively hating on indians when real national socialists like savitri devi existed. you all need to go back

 

[Drip Torch]

Should I add you and your fiery bed wetting?

 

[Sooty Soot]

Hello Saar I am your grandson, please drain your retirement accounts Saar as I have been arrested in a foreign country and need to make bail Saar.

 

[Meat Target]

So where exactly do I stick my penis into ChatGPT?

 

[Sooty Soot]

Narrated ‘Amru bin Maimun: "During the pre-lslamic period of ignorance I saw a she-monkey surrounded by a number of monkeys. They were all stoning it, because it had committed illegal sexual intercourse. I too, stoned it along with them."

What an !

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

This is supposed to be the 'Post pictures that make you laugh hysterically' thread, not the 'Post perfectly sensible opinions that you agree with 100%' thread.

Is this the same guy that did the one with the date rape cat?

Kyle Gordon and Glassman are really challenging the sterotype that jews are funny.

the rest of us can see the emperor has a birth defect.

"Mom, the thing that never happens happened again"

Literal EPI show where they repeatedly have Sandy Cheeks half-naked.
I have to watch middle eastern dubs where they cover her up.

I don't think he's femboy enough to be a war-concubine, so he's gonna get rekt.

ozempic did to the fat acceptance movement what facebook did to myspace

For the redditor, there is no greater sin than heterosexuals being pandered too

I took this screenshot a year ago and now I see it again weathered by low-res from being reposted by thousands of other people to spread anti-Indian sentiment.

Is this what a proud father feels like?

I almost doxed my cat before realizing you could potentially use the patterns to dox me.

>stick dick in diesel engine
>rev up to 6000 RPM

a true gooners death

There's a reason why the copypasta guy bragged about a $30 comedy night and not a $300 3 Michelin Star dinner.

You seem to know an awful lot about demonic butt plugs.

The terrifying realization that at any point during your day, the other drivers on the road, the other people you see in the grocery store, your neighbors and coworkers, anybody you interact with, could be a redditor.

Imagine, you're walking down the side walk with your significant other, and as you pass by a sweaty balding man in a NASA shirt, he's remembering a reddit comment from some "woman" talking about holding her boobs when she's scared, and this sweaty balding man is thinking to himself "Lol, that's so relatable".
This happens every day, and thousands of people are unaware of just how much danger they were truly in.

Some days I wish the economy would burn to the ground.

Probably TMI, but, when I'm home alone I like to run around the house saying "I love niggers!" in a high-pitched voice. No, I am not joking.

i want to live in the world where i don't have to wade through a million pajeet tech tutorials to find a white guy or chink that actually knows what he's talking about.

You aren't an incel? Time for you to leave. Normies aren't welcome on this site.

 

[vomitusdeux]

I hadn't considered the logistics of female urination.

I like how he's so fat he can barely fit onscreen in vertical mode.

He doesn't have to be thin, he just has to be able to run faster than you.

Also man gagabobo bro you're cool but can you cool it with the transphobia. Woundfucking is perfectly normal and fine and the proper term is 'neovagina' not a 'wound' ok?

Be careful, y'all! You can see the pedophile's full legal name on xir sex offender registry page!

Will this become the next big chicken trend, for negros?

Fans claimed people started killing themselves over this fictional cookie killing itself, and then saying that the devs have blood on their hands.

Australia is what happens when you give Mountain Niggers, Niggers Squared, and Yellow Kikes (Pakis, Abbos, and Chinks) the same rights as actual humans. They don't become humans, they just turn the humans around them into niggers.

I like how MLP/Nazis/Diapers are so close to each other.