random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Counterfeit Obol]

I think we're missing the concerning question here.

Who woke up one morning and thought "I've had a really good idea, I'm gonna get some pig cum, spit it into a syringe and inject it into a mouses eye"?

 

[Breadbear]

I proved them wrong and am now successfully showing my ass crack on social media.

Follow me for more inspirational ass content.

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

Admitting Im a fan of Megaman games for purley non sexual reasons hardly counts as powerleveling.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Then the realization hits that while you're barely getting by, you have to contend with a government that hates your existence and allows lower IQ people to make your life miserable AT YOUR EXPENSE.

"The only thing disfigured is your rectum"

Nice tits, Dark Lord.

I have seen video of him loading, aiming, and firing a pistol with just his stumps. He is absolutely capable of shooting someone.

"nooo you're a faggot deviant i hate you!!"- a slightly different faggot deviant

Warning: this post has been labeled dangerous misinformation made by a russian propagandist bot, o algo. Dasvidanya comrade!

Damn LGBTQP+ stocks down so bad they only get one night instead of a whole month now

I like to think the actual Boston marathon bombing was divine punishment over them being bitches about it.

There's just something funny about mag-dumping into a dead animal for literally no reason.

In this economy, the average joe looking for some action may need to Bundymaxx.

We say retard here, retard.

>Crying after Sex

I choose to believe, based solely on that one dude in this thread's absurd Nazi Vaggie avatar, that Vaggie is a neo-nazi and she got maimed and abandoned in Hell because someone doxxed her stormfront account

This author admits she doesn't have much experience when it comes to roidal clit rubs, but that's okay - she has an endless supply of fics to guide her! This 28-year-old Brazilian he/they has a whole life ahead of her.

Ryan at least got some pussy. Adam just showed his butthole to a bunch of homosexuals.

whatever nerd, I'm not reading all that. space isn't fucking real

thread tax, and my rebuttal to whatever nerd shit you're gonna try to respond with:

THEY'RE LONELY IN REAL LIFE
THEY'RE FRIENDLESS
NOBODY LIKES THEM

WOOAAAAHHHH BUDDDYYYYYY

 

[Sooty Soot]

My religion is best described as book smart, not Street Smart.

Picture related

 

[Aunt Carol]

While I am pretty racist, I don't think antagonizing non whites is really the way to address this.

I didn't exist during the Jurassic era and yet I miss the dinosaurs.

Over on instagram she joins a cult, hikes a lot.

Lou is not deserving. He's Lou.

 

[Mound Dweller]

Shit Shit like this is why some Jews don't really care for gentiles. We explain and give you the keys to understand and you're response is "lmao no I'm gonna stay ignorant fuck you kike". I'm not saying that at the end of this conversation you should decide that you want to cut off your foreskin to become a Jew, I'm saying that maybe you should put more than 5 seconds of thought into this and maybe you'll learn a little bit and who knows. A little intellectual curiosity goes a long way.

 

[2SLGBQTIA+ 2 Furious]

Here in my car
I can only redeem
Running white people down
It's the only way to live
Please Saars

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Trigger Warning: You play as a Frenchman.

 

[Gentlebastard]

You ever look at someone and go "Yeah that's a government agent."

If you feel confident enough to post photos of yourself or overshare online, don't be surprised when others feel confident enough to criticize or even hate you. The internet isn't a safe space for the mentally ill.

Oh shit ,this guy actually believes the "we're all family" spiel they give people.

We’re used to it from years of autistic pigwatching but I’d love to know what random civilians think when they encounter “you died cold and alone on the floor of your cage like the animal you are” in response to “lol FAT”

He chose to be fat and retarded of his own free will.

I don't want them dead, I just want the unholy lovechild of "Survivor" and "Fishtank".

Patrick gets a lot of attention for his racism, which is fair enough, but he doesn't get nearly enough recognition for his misogyny.

 

[Joy Jay]

Lizard tits break my brain.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

The US has lost more aircraft in this war with Iran than they did in the entirety of their Civil War against the confederates. Let that sink in...

 

[Hitman One]

Far be it from me detract from criticizing jews

 

[Anatomical]

he'd drag his useless nutsack over a thousand miles of broken glass just to lick a single drop of armpit sweat off a lesbian woman.

 

[JustSomeDong]

Please dont hurt me for having food opinions and @ing u.

 

[Mound Dweller]

The media doesn't understand. The Pope doesn't understand. Hell, the hundreds of thousands of Americans protesting for the Ayatollahs today don't understand. But the American Army, Navy and Air Force do understand.

 

[a kiwifarms user]

Very few investments pay off quite like substantial bribes to US officials.

 

[Solomon Bundy]

But when the KF lolcow thread sides with the lolcow over litigation because the defendant is even more retarded, it really says a lot.

 

[Gregis]

Nigga is that 57 pages of hentai

 

[CaddestSlown]

Holy shit, I love the farms. Even the left wingers are calling people Indians as an insult.