random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Harvey Danger]

Making money on the Internet was a mistake.
In fact, the Internet was a mistake as a whole.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

There's nothing wrong with being flat. Titty size is just the way God made you. All titties great and small are God's titties.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

autistic ginger weeb cowboy muslim

Al Bundy ass fetish.

I'm gonna tear your anus out with my melted aryan penis and spin it around right round muslim!

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

I dunno I think God would be into some big ol' tiddies, like Jupiter size. Nigga would have to use a microscope to see flatties on a fat girl.

 

[Big Nasty]

People drawing Yosemite Sam sucking dingus with Tony the Tiger

 

[SNEED.EXE]

Milo is the modern-day court eunuch.

I swear fat people only fit two archetypes. Either the funniest guy you know or the biggest piece of shit you know, No inbetweens

from a genetic standpoint, fatties are healthy. Endomorphic outlines, big bones, wide backs, superior energy storage - Fatties are genetic Chads made for surviving famines. Fasting, keto, 2 meals day - these are the people who could do it and look good.

As a man incapable of gaining weight, im rather in awe of the fat.

 

[The Stranger]

fuck sicko websites that teach rape skills

 

[demicolon]

The Ellen Page showering simulator can be skipped, but might be worth looking into if David Cage tickles your fancy.

 

[Sooty Soot]

>from Copenhagen
>named Yousef

Every fucking time

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

when you get caught gooning to lolishota guro ryona rape manga in polycule DMs instead of deleting all your accounts and hiding the evidence just grab your dick and say "sorry for party rocking"

 

[Gentlebastard]

Cyrano de Spergerac, witless fiend of the Tenth Circuit.

Still kinda fucked in other ways, but hey, uh, progress I guess?

They will constantly say that nothing matters, we should go extinct and nothing in the world is worth a damn but ask them to say "nigger" and suddenly they will take an issue with it.

Guy is seriously the worst possible advocate for his stated beliefs.

Has he met his match? A retard black "woman" that has to get the last word in with an IQ of sub 80 against a man who has to get the last word in with a GPA of 1.2.

They probably got blacklisted for putting $0.02, NONE, or JESUS LOVES YOU in the tip field for 50 orders in a row.

I think it's actually one of the funnier things that for whatever reason Jack's instant solution to dealing with tomatoes is to scissor them.

I've been wondering this for the last few videos, is his right tit hanging lower than the left?

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

Snowbunny mind control

 

[NoReturn]

maybe the satan worshipping ketamine guzzling kid diddler elites are just retards incapable of sustaining a society effectively

 

[Chromeo]

TL;DR Jews did Henry VIII

Does the bib imply I eat penis

The Chris Chan Normal Non Gay Discussion Forum is limited to users who registered before 2014, sorry.

Holy shit there’s actually scars for each nipple.

Calm down bitch, you’re like 20 and a satanist.

I'd think of starving Africans to kill my boner, but eventually I just started getting aroused by starving Africans.

Just go into a low income area and spread your buttcheeks.

Either y'all need jobs or you're brown

Real racism has never been tried before.

That's what I told your mom after giving her the most mediocre 30 seconds of her life.

"Nothing from my end, thanks!" me, two minutes before the end of my polycule's weekly teams meeting orgy

Every time I take a dump, I just think I'm taking a dump against capitalism. My poop represents the struggles of the workers. Or something.

they're entering the lion's den.

the lion rapes

I hate drug users! One time I saw some dude who was like "Hey... bro... I need like some weed and sweet drugs so I can listen to my sublime CD. Can you give me some cash so I can get high?" and I was like "Get high...? Heh, Sure, you can get high. High into the air, NIGGA!" and proceed to front kick him in the scrotum as hard as possible, lifting him up into the air. Then, as he was screaming in agony as he fell into the ground, I said, "Ah, you're high come down? Let me give you some free grass to help out!" and stomped on his head while screaming incoherently. As he lay limp on the ground, I think I tipped my hat and stated, "Heh, looks like you got wasted. Sayonara. nigga..."

After that, I hit the bar, had five beers, and got ready for my job picking up the kids on the school bus. All in all, a good day.

 

[John Egbert BD]

"I cried at DisneyLand. I can't even masturbate anymore." Who the fuck said this?
EDIT: It's some guy called DisneyMaster i guess.

 

[indomitable snowman]

I knew that before I knew what buttsex was because my dad knew his dad.

I don't frequently have ecelebs in my dreams, but somehow Mike & Rich were present in a dream that was most likely inspired by falling asleep to season 4 of Law & Order [I never pay for anything/no one asked] -- so immediately I started talking to them about politics and then I woke up

Is anyone still actually eating beaver?

I have a script idea for Hitler as a pooner. It makes a lot of sense, ya know? A vegetarian artsy type obsessed with politics?

I’m male and he definitely activates my maternal urges.

I dont understand what any of those words mean but I think the solution is to stop watching anime and cartoons.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

Maybe if she gooned less and shaved more, none of this would be happening.

What happened to just enjoying regular anime tiddies? What the fuck is this shit man

RIP @Meiwaku. May you be reunited in anime heaven with @Android raptor and together be jilling to cute uwu teenage femboys being raped by grown men forevermore.

Chat, how do you find a girl as obsessed with you as Meiwaku was with the fishtank Muslim guy?

Honestly this is so fucking retarded it wraps back around to post ironic kino

My casing point? The Annoying Orange is an evil laughing psychopath. He is not the being you want representing your movement, let alone a movement based around "being compassionate".

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

Imagine an army of Supreme Gentlemen.

After the passport bros finish sowing their oats the 2040s are gonna have a bunch of hapa militias from southeast asia

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

My favorite Rape Academy character is the funny black guy that can make all the sound effects

 

[ForTheHoard]

30 minutes or the delivery guy gets deported!