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[Oh!]

I'm tired of hearing about public figures' penises

 

[Da Capo]

there was always someone posting degenerate shit like naked black men fucking watermelons.

 

[Dr. Butt]

"Brother Abdul this is the ninth anus you've expanded this month alone, maybe give somebody else a chance to practice?"

"Nah sorry man it's Allah's will"